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Someone’s moving into the cul-de-sac … it’s Morton Bouclé!

This is a super self-indulgent fan character for the game Dream Daddy that’s out on Steam right now. Morton was the protagonist-dad in my playthrough, but I brought him to life by infusing him with some aspects of myself. I tried really hard to channel epsee@tumblr ‘s gorgeous character art!!

JyuNo kid
  • Kid: Papa, how did you and Daddy meet?
  • Uno: Well I remember that very well
  • Uno: It was a beautiful day and I was currently in Italy for a vacation
  • Uno: I saw your dad there too with a map and seeming to be lost so I asked him for directions
  • Uno: He was so cute back then and-
  • Jyugo: •comes in and smacks Uno's head• don't believe what your dad says
  • Jyugo: We met in a prison in Italy and he didn't know how to pick one of the locks on the cell

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you’re squishy☁️💦 5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten😽👼💦


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Irresistible

Request:  Oh my god i’m on my period right now (+ dying) and that gives me an idea. One-shot about Wade Wilson want to have sex with you but you are on your period and he comforts you and everything?

A/N: I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY NOW MY DARLING ANON :)

Warnings: Swearing, Periods (duh).


One of the best times to catch Wade was when he was back from a mission. He’d be so cuddly and caring or would get home and just start undressing you with his eyes.

You were sat on the sofa flickering through the channels on the TV while mother nature was punishing you for not being pregnant. Honestly, it was like the gates of hell. You were meant to be on a mission with your team but thankfully they had let you stay at home. 

The door to your apartment swung open and the smell of chimichangas crawled across the room. Wade’s home. A smile played on your lips as you turned around slowly - trying not to anger the demon in your stomach any more.

Wade was humming Crazy - Patsy Cline as he was strolling towards the kitchen, he stopped and turned around to face you. His outfit had gaping holes in it. 

“(Y/N)? I thought you were on a mission,” he sets the chimichangas down on the table and runs towards you. He lifts his mask up above his nose and wraps his arms around your waist, trapping you between the sofa and his body.

“Well I was going to but something held me back,” you kissed him. Forgetting all the pain in your uterus. 

“I’ve missed you so much. I’ve missed everything about you,” his hand ran down your body sending you crazy. Until he pissed off the demon in your uterus. You let out a groan of pain which he must of thought was a moan because he kissed you again, sliding his hands up and under your top and onto your bare back.

“Wade,” you could barley get out between kisses.

“I know, I’m irresistible,” he says with a smirk on his face.

“So is mother nature in my womb,” you push his chest but your arm still hung around his neck.

Even through his half lifted up mask you could see him a bit confused. Then he must of realised because he quickly climbed off of you while mumbling sorry. You giggled to yourself at his - slightly disappointed - tone of voice. He scrambled around for his bag chimichangas and held it out to you.

“Sure I’ve been on a mission but you need this way more then me,” you took the bag out of his hands and set it down next to you.

You stand up, your uncorrespondent heights make you go onto your tip toes to even try to match his height. You softly kiss his cheek.

“For a merc, you can be awfully adorable sometimes,” he wraps his arms around your waist. His face buried into your hair.

“How about we watch some of your favourite films? We can make a fort! Do you like watermelon? I got a watermelon which I was originally not going to share but I have to now,” he starts jumping around like a five year old who has just seen a lollipop. 

You laugh at his remarks, the pain fading away.

“Sure thing Wade. How about we order a fuck ton of pizzas while we’re at it?”

“That’s my girl.”

anonymous asked:

Magic anon is here! *runs into cell 13 and hands Uno a baby Jyugo* Mama Uno, Rock Daddy, I think this kid's yours!

Uno: Aw—HE’S SO CUTE!!
Baby Jyugo: *yanks Uno’s Braid*
Uno: AGH NO STOP!
Rock: Such a good boy.

literalmente estoy dejándome llevar por la amiga más espontánea e impulsiva que tengo……. vamos a un trip a St. Thomas con unos sugar daddies, idek….. QUE SE JODA, ya me gradué, no tengo responsabilidades ni cosas por el estilo, fuck the policeeeeeee, let them them old hot dudes pay for a nice trip

waddledab  asked:

((Ok, here's starter numero uno!)) Mari: "Daddy, where did Mommy get that big boo-boo on his face? Was it a big fight? Who won?" ((*HUEHUEHUEHUE BUT HE CAN'T HEAR ME*))

At first, Maripoyo was a bit confused, but almost a split second later, his eyes went wide and white as he remembered when his mon showed up. He really had to think about this. But he knew it would be best to tell the truth. “…Alright. A long time ago my mommy, who I haven’t seen before, what I remember at least, found my house. At first, she was nice, but the moment we went inside… She started yelling at me. And Flake, too. I got so mad, I… I don’t really know after that, but I know it was my fault that Flake got burned…” As Maripoyo spoke, his eyes began to tear up. He really didn’t like talking about his mom… or what happened that day…