unless you're going to use it on me

  • Oscar: Hey, your name is Ruby, right?
  • Ruby: Yep! You must be Oscar.
  • Oscar: I am. It's very nice to meet you
  • Ruby: Qrow said you were new here. I am too! Wanna go exploring with me? I mean, unless you have other plans...
  • Ozpin: Ask her to take her tits out!
  • Oscar: Wha-NO! Of course not!
  • Ruby: Awesome, where do you want to go? We could go to the market, down main street,
  • Ozpin: Take her to your place!
  • Oscar: My place?
  • Ruby: Your place?
  • Oscar: UM
  • Ruby: Don't you you're moving a bit fast?
  • Ozpin: IT'S ON! You're getting some tonight!
  • Oscar: No I'm not!
  • Ruby: Oh, well, I mean, I guess it can sometimes be normal to, well, I mean, I've never, uh-
  • Ozpin: Alright, you know how to use a condom, right?
  • Oscar: I don't even have a condom!
  • Ruby: ..........
  • Ruby, running away: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Jimin:</b> Hyung, I'm bored. Tell us a joke.<p/><b>Jin:</b> Okay! Why did the cow cross the road?<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> To get to the udder side. I've heard of this already.<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> Hyung, you're not funny.<p/><b>Jin:</b> You guys are milking me out of jokes.<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> Your jokes are udder destruction.<p/><b>Jin:</b> Fight me, Yoongi. Unless you're too much of a cow-herd.<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> Come on, guys. No need to start beef over a joke.<p/></p><p/><b>Jimin:</b> Why are you guys so moo-dy today?<p/><b>Hoseok:</b> Let's forget all this and go to the moo-vies.<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> I'm hungry, let's go to the the calf-eteria first.<p/><b>Jin:</b> Fine. I've been craving bull-ogna. <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Pearls Diamond

Now as a whole the Steven Universe community has generally come to the conclusion that our Pearl used to belong to one of the Diamonds.

From her extensive knowledge on Diamond bases

To her strange behavior towards working for homeworld

To Peridot saying that she was a very “fancy Pearl”

It seems pretty clear that she belonged to a Diamond. But which Diamond has been debated. Most say that she belonged to white Diamond but I think she belonged to Pink.

First of all her gem being white doesn’t say anything considering every Pearl’s gem is actually white

Second of all in the episode “Bubbled” Garnet said this

Garnet: She had to. The Earth belonged to Pink Diamond. Destroying her was the only way to save the planet. For Amethyst to be herself, for Pearl to be free, for me to be together. For you to exist.

She said Pink Diamond had to be shattered for Pearl to be free!

Now for the sake of keeping this post from going on for three pages I’m going to point out one more fact (unless you guys want us to continue later)

If Pearl belonged to White Diamond then how come she has a Pink Diamond on her space suit?

EXO Reaction to then finding out that you're a werewolf

I really loved this request from the moment I got it. Thank you anon! Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Saw you by accident* “Where is she… I need to talk to her.. I need to know what’s going on.. she’s got me so worried. But… how do I bring it up?” *Instead of being scared he want to know if you are okay xD*

Kris:

*Really confused* “She’s… something I didn’t even know existed… and what am I?  A boy? How… how am I supposed to be worth of her… what should I do?”

Sehun:

*Waits at the woods for you to appear* “I won’t run away, I’m here because I want to know the truth. To understand better… but don’t think I’ll give up on you”

Tao:

*Ends up getting in trouble with another pack and you come to save the day* “I’m sorry… I went looking for you… I was curious. Never thought this would happen… I don’t want to be a burden”

Kai:

*When you reveal the secret, he didn’t exactly registered it on his brain. Until one day you decide to show him, it all clicked then* “May god this is… this is amazing… I really… I really love her”

Xiumin:

*Hiding in the shadows, seeing you suffer with the transformation* “So this is… the secret she’s always hiding… carrying this on her shoulders by herself… why didn’t she tell me.. there’s not much I could do but.. be there for her..”

Baekhyun:

*Tries to stay away for a few days* “She’s a… what should I do? I can’t stay away… I want to be by her side.. but will she let me… will they let me… I need to talk to her, tell her how I feel”

Luhan:

“So… you are a werewolf. This is why you didn’t want to be with me, you thought it was too dangerous. I might be a mere human but I won’t give up, I’m tougher than how I look. I’ll give my life for you”

Chen:

“I saw you the other day… I’m not scared if that’s what you’re thinking. But I want to hear it from you, because right now it all seems like a dream. I want to know the truth jagi… all of it”

Kyungsoo:

*He’d literally go through everything just to keep your secret safe* “I might be weak, I might be just a human but… I can still protect you, my girl. I’ll do everything for my little wolf”

Lay:

*Trying to make sense to all of this* “So.. so she’s… human.. and wolf… and how do you call those? Oh! Werewolves! But that’s a myth… or not.. explains her amazing hearing… maybe I should ask.. she’ll tell me the whole story. But what if she thinks I don’t want to be with her… no no. I need to tell her this changes nothing, I feel the same”

Suho:

*A little upset but not scared* “I can’t believe you didn’t tell me… I’m your boyfriend, don’t you trust me? It’s important, this is important. Not that it changes my feelings, no. But I don’t like not knowing, specially when it’s about you… when you’re in danger…”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

anonymous asked:

I hate it when customers just come up to me and stare at me while I'm doing something like no, I'm not just going to quit what I'm doing to figure out why you're staring at me. If you need help you can use your voice and ask but I'm not gonna guess that you need me for something unless you tell me. Plus not to mention it's rude all you need to say is "excuse me".

I’m seeing a lot of young transgender or non-binary people out there freaking out or going completely silent and removing all their info from their bios in light of the recent news in America. And I get that, I really, truly do.

But I also want you guys to know that it’s safe to come talk to me if you’re feeling pressured or scared or angry or whatever you’re feeling. If you’re comfortable with talking to me, go for it. :)

Secondly, if you’ve spoken to me about your gender for whatever reason, and are feeling scared about someone else finding out or you being being outed for any reason, please know that I will never reveal anything we have spoken about, anything you have sent to me or asked me about (as an anon or not) to anyone. What we discuss is private, and unless you give me permission to respond publicly or speak about it to others, it will stay between us. Always.

slothypee  asked:

Hey weremas :D I need some serious help. Right now im trying to draw myself a sloth fursona but am having a lot of trouble. I'm having a lot of trouble getting the body structure right as sloths are shaped kind of weird. Also I'm having a hard time drawing hair on my character as well because im so used to having ears as my guideline. Since you're one of the few people on tumblr that has actually drew a sloth character I figured you had some tips you could give me. Double message = Sorry xD

Hi there!

First and foremost, make sure you’ve got lots of reference of real sloths gathered to understand what’s going on with them. They’re certainly very weird and not an animal I’d reccomend ‘free styling’ unless you’re like, a pro sloth artist? haha

It’s important to break things down into simpler shapes. For sloths, I find it helpful to simplify their arm definition to be almost non-existant and emphasis they they have a long neck, long arms and short, bunched-up legs (sort of like an orangutan or a gibbon). Simplify the claws, keep an eye on how the eyes and nose line up. They don’t have a traditional ‘snout’ and their nose and eyes line up.

As for treating hair? I personally dislike adding ‘human’ hair to animals characters, but if it has to be done, always look at how the animals’ actual fur-line works. You’re correct in struggling by using a human ear for reference, it just doesn’t work/look good on an animal face. Flash from Zootopia is a great reference too. Here are some notes: good luck!

anonymous asked:

So I've gotta keep my phone on me at work in case my boss texts or calls me. My boss is a nice guy so he generally tries to not contact us at work unless theres something important he's gotta tell us. So I'm like texting him and a customer goes "are you actually working" and I said "yes" and they go "not you're not" and they laugh like it's a joke and I go "I'm messaging my boss. " like. Could you not assume I'm not working ? You don't know.

You bet your ass if it was a walkie talkie they wouldn’t bitch. But walkie talkies are shit compared to texting on a phone. They just hate seeing employees have a convenience that makes their job easier. -Abby

anonymous asked:

In chapter 60 we see He Tian for the first time. He's not alone but with some other guy. I wonder who it may be and why we don't see that guy anymore. What do you think?

hi, anon!! this reply comes incredibly late, and im really really sorry about it, i can only hope you’re still around to see this!!

okay, so, just to be clear, you mean these two guys, right??

aah, i remember seeing this theory running around in one of my very brief appearances on tumblr sometimes last month, but if i have to be honest i’ve never given much thought to it. now that i had the time to look better at it, i have to say that the black haired guy does resemble he tian a lot, both physically and personality-wise, so it’s definitely possible for that to be he tian’s first official appearance in the story, and if the fandom is considering this canon now, then count me in, im more than okay with this!!

as for the other guy, tho, i don’t think he is particularly important. even if the black haired guy was indeed he tian (and im pretty convinced that he was), this happened back in chapters 60 and 61, while he tian’s real main appearance is in chapter 102. it’s true that old xian used to update more often in the past, but still, a lot of time passed between those chapters, and it’s likely that the idea old xian had about he tian and his story changed throughout the weeks. it’s a natural part of the creation process, and most of the times what you came up with at the beginning turns out completely different once it actually comes the time to put it down on the page. he tian’s story was probably very different at first, and it’s possible that this dude was a big part of it (maybe he tian was supposed to go with him at first, who knows), but then, as the characters took life in old xian’s mind, they realised it wasn’t good, or that they simply didn’t like it, and they decided to change it, and thus tianshan was born

of course, we can’t be sure of anything (not even that the black haired guy was indeed he tian) unless old xian confirms it, and it’s probably never gonna happen, so we’ll probably never really know how things were supposed to go and how much they changed from the original idea, but yeah, i don’t think we should particularly worry about this other guy and why he doesn’t appear anymore, he probably was just written off from the story, or was always supposed to be just a background character. if we are going to accept that the black haired dude was he tian, then im simply going to consider this guy a classmate with which he hung out sometimes, with no particular meaning behind it (i did always find it strange that they never seem to interact with their classmates tbh)

…….unless old xian decides to surprise us all and bring the guy back to create some drama in the future, but there are already so many things on their plate, i really don’t think that’s going to happen. if anyone wants to use him to create headcanons or write fanfictions, though, you’re definitely gonna have my support!!

‘Lumiere’ Lyrics

GOSH IT DISTURBS ME TO SEE YOU LUMIERE

LOOKING SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS

EVERYONE HERE’D LOVE TO BE YOU LUMIERE

EVEN WHEN TAKING YOU LUMPS

THERE’S NO ONE IN TOWN AS ADMIRED AS YOU

YOU’RE EVERYONE’S FAVORITE GUUUUYYY

EVERYONE’S AWED AND INSPIRED BY YOU

AND IT’S NOT VERY HAAARRDD TO SEE WHYYYYYY

NOOOOO OOONNEEESSSSSS SLICK AS LUMIERE 

NO ONE’S QUICK AS LUMIERE 

NO ONE WRITES ANY MORE SWEET FANFICS LIKE LUMIERE 

FOR THERE’S NO ONE ON HERE QUITE AS AWESOME 

 PERFECT, A PURE JERRY O 

YOU CAN ASK ANYBODY ON TUMBLR 

AND THEY’LL TELL YOU WHOSE BLOG THEY’D PREFER TO BE OONNNNNN 

WHOOOOOO PLAYYYYSSSSS….SONGS LIKE LUMIERE

WHO BREAKS HEARTS LIKE LUMIERE 

WHO’S THE ONE WITH AN ENTIRE SQUAD LIKE LUMIERE

AS A WRITER OF COURSE I’M INTIMIDATING 

MY WHAT A GUY THAT LUMIERE 

I NEEDED ENCOURAGEMENT 

THANK YOU MY CHILD 

 WELL IT’S REALLY NO PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU’RE SO WIIILD!!! </i></b>

Too much? No.

NOOOOO OOONNEEE FIGHTS LIKE LUMIERE 

MAKES GOOD LIGHTS LIKE LUMIERE 

IN A WRESTLING MATCH NOBODY BITES LIKE LUMIERE 

WHEN I WRITE I SNEAK UP WITH MY QUIVER AND READERS OF THE FIELD SAY A PRAYER 

FIRST I CARFULLY LURE THEM WITH FLUUF 

THEN I SHOOT THEM WITH ANGST 

Is that fair? I don’t care.

NO ONE HITS LIKE LUMIERE 

 WRITES CRACK FICS LIKE LUMIERE 

IN A SPITTING MATCH NOBODY SPITS LIKE LUMIERE 

I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPECTORATING

*spits violently*

TEN NOTES FOR LUMIERE! 

WHEN I WAS A LAD I WROTE FOUR DIFFERENT FICS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET GOOD 

AND NOW THAT I’M GROWN I WRITE FOUR DOZEN FICS SO I’M ROUGHLY THE BEST IN THE WORRRRLLLLLLLD

*cue Great Comet dance number here* 

WHOOOOOO HAAAAAASS BRAINS (LIKE LUMIERE) 

ENTERTAINS (LIKE LUMIERE) 

WHO CAN MAKE UP THESE ENDLESS REFRAINS LIKE LUMIEEEREE (Me, the ghostwriter.) 

I USE CANDLES IN ALL OF MY DEEECOORRRAAATING

SAY IT AGAIN *knee slapping thing* 

WHO’S A MAN AMONG MEN *more knee slapping* 

WHO’S A SUPER SUCCESS 

DON’T YOU KNOW 

CAN’T YOU GUESS 

ASK HIS FANS AND THE REST OF THE SQUAAAAD 

THERE’S JUST ONE GUY IN TOWN WHO’S GOT ALL OF IT DOOOOOOOWWWN 

 AND HIS NAME’S…. L U M….I…THERE IS NOT ANOTHER I…. 

 IT JUST OCCURED TO ME… THAT THIS IS REALLY JUST A SECRET GREAT COMET BLOG!

LUUUUMMMIIIEEEERRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!

@lumiereswig Here you go! The full lyric sheet. (I hope you enjoy it! And use it in your bio lmao)

@forr-everrmorre: You’re next. Prepare for the lyrics.

wingsonfire  asked:

Hey foods. Hope you're doing well? You don't seem to post much lately. I hope everything's going good for you and that you're well.

good morning my dear aphobes, thank you for everyone’s patience and very kind messages (which i have 91 of so you’re gonna have to give me a while to get back to all of them since im so swamped, i love yall, but wOW):

anyway, i’ve been extremely unwell, (what happened isnt particularly exciting so i’ll spare yall unless someone REALLY wants to know) but what’s important is im doing considerably better and i’ve the energy to come back around again (it just may be a while until im as active as i used to be).

i hope everyone’s doing well too. again, thank you for being patient. i dont consider my presence online that important or significant but i still hope i didnt stress anyone out or make them think i didnt care. i do, i’ve just been isolated for so long it’s hard to pull myself out of…myself, but im here!

i hope everyone else is well too. yallre very dear to me and i promise to be checking in more often and answering messages again as im able. take care, i’ll be seeing yall around. <3

EXO Reaction when you're upset/sad they can't spend Christmas with you because of schedule

Sorry this is a little bit late. I really hope they can spend one Christmas with their family… those babies need it, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Face time* “Are you ready jagi? What do you mean? You said you wanted to spend Christmas with me! We might be going to the show tonight but… at least we’ll be together! Look I’m even wearing a suit”

Kris:

*At the hotel, that night* “I’m sorry baobei… this is all I could do. I know it’s not the ideal Christmas but… I hope next year I can be there” *Talks with you all night until you fall asleep*

Sehun:

*Prepares a Christmas video-kinda-movie-long-like for you to watch on Christmas* “I know.. you probably feel lonely right now but… I’m in your heart jagi. I hope you can forgive me”

Tao:

*He is the one who ends up crying the most* “I can’t make my girlfriend happy… Santa won’t bring me presents.. I don’t deserve them” 

Kai:

*Shows up late but doesn’t fail to surprise you* “Thought Santa wouldn’t come jagi? Sorry for disappointing you!”

Xiumin:

*He might not be able to spend it with you but makes sure everything is perfect that night. That way you feel his presence even if he isn’t there* “Okay so the dinner is ready… I left her the instructions of the surprise I got her in the kitchen.. presents are under the tree… and I finally managed to make it snow..”

Baekhyun:

*Calls you every five minutes* “I love you jagi… please don’t forget that” *He really wishes he could be there hugging you*

Luhan:

*He knows you are watching the Christmas show. He knows you are watching him sing. He makes sure to mention you every five seconds, dedicate his songs to you* “I hope my girls is doing okay… by the way babe.. I left something for you under the bed… and the tree.. and in the bathroom sink, in every room of the house to be honest”

Chen:

*Works more than usual to manage to get the night off* “I know I can do this.. I know I can.. they said I could… I have to be with my jagi”

Kyungsoo:

*Has the perfect Christmas present for you* “Jagi I need you to calm down… Jagi.. no you are wrong. We are spending Christmas together… you are going on tour with us”

Lay:

*He just leaves work early, his girl is more important* “Hey baobei… you thought I wouldn’t come? Can you open the door? I’m hungry!”

Suho:

“You… don’t worry about anything okay? Daddy’s going to fix everything. Now give me that smile I adore”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

It wasn’t typical of him to be flipping through the pages of a thick, dusty tome in the middle of a popular vampire bar, but this was the sort of thing Kol did in times of stress: he multitasked. And drank. Swirling around what little bourbon remained in his crystal clear glass, he grunted upon absentmindedly taking note of someone sliding into the stool beside him. “Unless you plan to be of use to me in my current quest to slash open an immortal’s throat and watch him bleed out as I tear him limb from limb,” he hummed, waving a dismissive hand at the figure beside him, “then I suggest you find somewhere else to sit. I’m not entertaining idle jibber-jabber today.”

Actual Convo that took place after Chris got the Season Finale scripts
  • Chris: Umm Julie I don't mean to bother you, but I have a question.
  • Julie: Yes, you beautiful piece of man meat.
  • Chris: Whoa totally inappropriate but I just can't understand why Kai would do this?
  • Julie: Do what?
  • Chris: Slaughter everyone Red wedding style, like why would I kill Jo and her babies that's just fucked up. I mean yeah I'm a huge fan of Game of Thrones and this would be awesome but it doesn't make any sense. Oh and you do realize this is a pretty much a rip off from Game of Thrones, right?
  • Julie: You can't copyright a scenario, you beautiful fool. And it makes sense you're a psychopath, unless you've forgotten?
  • Chris: No I remember. It's just did you forget that I had a whole redemption arc?
  • Julie: Yeah but that was all bs.
  • Chris: No it wasn't, Luke is still a part of me. And plus I had that huge crush on Bonnie. I'm sure you've heard about us being called Bonkai.
  • Julie: Don't speak to me about Bonkai!
  • Chris: I just thought we we're going in that direction, considering it makes sense and Kat and I love working together.
  • Julie (whining): Kat, Kat, Kat everyone wants to work with Kat because she's just so great. "I want Kat to be my romantic interest next season." Jesus you sound just like Ian and everyone else who seems to be stuffed up Kat's ass.
  • Chris has a small mental lapse: Have you seen her ass?..... I mean...
  • Julie: Yes I know it's huge, why do you think we don't allow her in skimpy clothing the viewers wouldn't be able to handle it. And don't tell me,you have a crush on her too.
  • Chris: ...But you put Elena in skimpy things.
  • Julie: Are you judging me because I don't like being judged.
  • Chris: ... No.
  • Julie: You know what Chris just figure out the script on your own your a smart boy and on top of that your a good boy. Pretty good boys I keep in my pocket, and you know what happens to bad boys?
  • Chris: ... No.
  • Julie: Well do you see Nate Buzz who also had a crush on Kat around here?
  • Chris: No.
  • Julie: Exactly.
Possible scenarios to season 4: part 1
  • we are in a giant hall. marble walls, chandeliers, tall vaulted ceiling. The fancy crowd is either sitting at small tables or standing and chatting, holding drinks. The women in luxury dresses. the men in elegant suits. There's a stage standing after the crowd and on it there's a band playing classical music.
  • we cut from the crowd and are viewing from behind a fancy buffet, at the backs of two men standing in front of it. One is tall with black curls and an impressive posture, the other is shorter with light brown hair.
  • we cut to their fronts and encounter Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, both in tuxes and bow ties.
  • John: look as all these women!
  • Sherlock: careful John, you're a married man.
  • John: oh shut up. How the hell are we going to find this woman? she could be anyone!
  • Sherlock: well she's certainly not that bearded man i the blue suit. unless she's really good...
  • John: *anxiously fixes his tie* why did Mycroft have to send us here as waiters? couldn't he give us fake IDs or... a special card or something
  • Sherlock: I asked him to.
  • John: why?
  • Sherlock: It's essential for my plan.
  • John: and in what point are you going to let me in that plan?
  • Sherlock: now seems like an appropriate time. (raises his look, observing the crowd in concentration) The woman we're looking for...
  • *FLASHBACK*
  • Mycroft: we were informed of the existence of a woman. we suspect she's working for the Swiss, but we can't know for sure and we're not interested in any cooperation. we suspect she's holding information our best agents weren't able to find.
  • Sherlock: you really have to start filtering your agents better, they're terrible.
  • Mycroft: she has no idea the information she's holding is valuable. No one knows but us. and we'd like to keep it that way.
  • Sherlock: so you want me to talk to her.
  • John: how? you don't even know who she is.
  • Mycroft: we know she's be attending a gala next week. find her. find out what she knows. without reveling any connection to the British government. this is crucial.
  • *BACK TO PRESENT*
  • Sherlock: There are people here who are far to known to be a Swiss secret agents, so that goes. This woman can't be married or have children or pets, and she's probably not over 50, so that eliminates some more...
  • *the crowd from Sherlock's point of view. people disappear as he excludes them*
  • John: No, you can't possibly narrow it all down.
  • Sherlock: Not all of it, probably, but most. You may have noticed that I've been studding dress catalogs lately?
  • John: oh yeah, I though you were developing a new interest.
  • Sherlock: an undercover agent could never afford to buy an expensive dress, While most women in these sort of events are dying to show off their wealth. I've memorized catalogs of all top designers in fashion. that woman over there?
  • *cut to woman in a white dress with flowers pattern*
  • Sherlock: Dior, 10,000 dollars. No way it could be her. same applies for 20 other woman in this room.
  • *a major amount of women vanishes from the crowd*
  • John: Sherlock, there's no need to make excuses. If you want to look at dresses, I won't judge you.
  • Sherlock: Shut up. and now for some final adjustments...
  • *captions appear over the remain women. "OCD nail biter" - gone. "desperately in love with an older man" - gone. "chronic back problems" - gone. more and more women pop out of the crowd*
  • Sherlock: we are down to four options.
  • *four women, in different locations around the hall, remain frozen mid-action*
  • Sherlock: time to act.
  • John: Okay, what do we do?
  • Sherlock: *takes the champagne salver from the table and hands it to confused John, and then takes the shrimps salver* I need you to go over to these two women, blonde-in-blue-dress in the center, and the one in the black dress and long hair. I'll go to the other two.
  • John: what, and - offer them a drink?
  • Sherlock: yes. and look closely. try to see if any of them acts suspicious in any way. we'll meet back here with our findings.
  • John: wait - "act suspicious" ? what do you mean?
  • Sherlock: anything strange. even the slightest gesture.
  • John: How the hell am I supposed to know your definition of strange?
  • Sherlock: you'll know it when you see it. Now go, quick!
  • *Sherlock rashes off before John can say anything. frustrated, John sighs then starts walking towards the first woman, carefully trying to balance the salver in his hands*
  • John: *mutters* of course he had to give me the harder one...
  • *as he reaches the woman, who had just had a laugh with the the man she was talking to, she turns around and notices him*
  • John: fancy a drink?
  • woman: oh, thank you! *takes a glass from the salver and turns back to continue her conversation*
  • *John continues to walk towards the woman in the black dress, with a mane of wavy dark hair that goes down her waist. The woman is standing with her back to him, so he doesn't see her face*
  • John: would you like a drink?
  • *The woman doesn't answer. then, without making the slightest turn towards him, she slowly sands out her hand and leave it hanging, awaiting.
  • John: *tensed, places a glass in her hand. still not saying a word, the woman gently rests her hand back down.
  • nervous, John turns back and spots Sherlock at the table. He hurries to get there, relieved to put down the salver.*
  • Sherlock: *eagerly* did you find anything?
  • John: *nods* it's the one in the black dress. She didn't say a word. she didn't even move, I couldn't see her face.
  • Sherlock: Perfect. *quirky smile* now, you wait here. I'm going to escort her out of the room, wait two minutes then follow me.
  • *imperturbable, Sherlock starts pacing slowly over to the woman. It appears she doesn't notice, but something in her back stiffens. then, as Sherlock gets closer, she starts walking away, with measured steps, towards the exit.
  • Sherlock picks up his pace, almost unnoticeably, but not to the woman, who switches to a fast walk. John realizes something is wrong. Then she begins to run and time slows down, as her hand let go of the champagne glass and the liquid seems to float out in the air.
  • the glass shatters on the ground, and time turns back to normal as Sherlock bursts out running, followed immediately by John. People gasp and turn their heads as the three rush through the crowd. "excuse me," John automatically says as he pushes people away, trying to reach Sherlock and the woman, but they've already stormed out of the hall doors.*
  • *after chasing her through a few corridors Sherlock finally reaches the woman. He grabs her by the shoulder and turns her around.
  • Irene Adler: Hello mister Holmes.
  • *Sherlock flinches as he meets the face looking back at him. panting from the chase, he stares at Irene with concealed shock, agitated, as Irene stares back, her face showing the same mix of painful feelings.*
  • *theme music starts playing*.
'Stand By Me' Sentence Starters
  • "Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due."
  • "I was twelve going on thirteen first time I saw a dead human being."
  • "Does the word 'retarded' mean anything to you?"
  • "I'm sorry if I'm spoiling everybody's good time."
  • "Do you think I'm weird?"
  • "I wish the hell I was your dad."
  • "I just wish... that I could go some place... where nobody knows me."
  • "Kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them."
  • "I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once!"
  • "It should have been me."
  • "What are you gonna do, shoot us all?"
  • "Maybe it shouldn't be a good time."
  • "You can do anything you want, _______"
  • "You tried to give it back?"
  • " It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town. It's what they think of me."
  • "I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts."
  • "That's your dad talking."
  • "You saying you wanna go back?"
  • "You're just a kid, ______"
  • "This is a really good time."
'Find the Vegan' isn't funny. You're just a bully.

(Anyone who will allow me the right to eat or not eat what I want without judgement or laughing at me can disregard this post. It isn’t aimed at you)

Okay, I am getting really really sick of this stupid ‘find the vegan’ thing a lot of posts have going on. It is ignorant, disrespectful and hateful behaviour. It is bullying.

And for what? All you’re doing is making yourself look like a pratt. Unless I or another vegan/vegetarian attacks you for your dietary decisions you have no right to attack us for ours.

I can’t count the amount of times people have teased, bullied, taunted and even threatened me just because of my own personal choices over what I put in my own goddamn body and I am fucking sick of it.

Want to play find a vegan? Come right on over here and let me tell you how much easier it is to spot an asshole. It’s less fun but much more rewarding in the long run.

Tell them “no thanks, I don’t eat meat”. Sit back and wait for the following 'jokes’, arguments and threats that you didn’t even ask for. And then realise you’re expected to smile politely and maybe even laugh and agree.

I’ll start with the least offensive but still tiresome after the thousandth time. These I’m just sick of, they aren’t really that offensive, they’re just a little stupid and I’m sick of faking a laugh in response to them:

“I don’t think I could live without meat” - Really? Do I look like I care? Am I asking you? 

“Have you even tried bacon? Why don’t you try it? You don’t know what you’re missing. You’ll never go back” - No. I haven’t. I don’t want to. I find the thought repellent. I don’t care what I’m missing, there are plenty of other things to eat in the world which I’d probably much prefer anyway.

“I would go vegan/vegetarian, but I love [insert favourite meat or dairy product here]” - Then you wouldn’t go vegan/vegetarian. You just want to come off as more open minded. If you were actually even vaguely interested you’d try a few substitutes, of which there are many, and maybe try the diet for a week. One measly week without your chicken nuggets won’t kill you. Still not willing to try? Then stop saying this stupid tripe.

Now for the ridiculous ones that I don’t bother arguing anymore because I can’t compete with this level of stupid:

“If we don’t farm and eat them animals will die out/take over the world/starve to death” - You’re an idiot.

“We’re carnivores. We need meat to be healthy. Just look at our canines.” - Actually we are generally considered Omnivorous, with a strong leaning towards Herbivorous. Our so called canines are nothing like those of meat eating animals. We can survive perfectly well without any animal products. All of us can. If you have problems with the diet, try expanding it or even including supplements. Actually learn about nutrition. If you feel ill despite a properly varied diet, you probably have an intolerance. Try cutting out gluten or nightshades for a while.

“If you’re really doing it for ethics you shouldn’t eat plants either. They scream you know. What are you going to eat now?” - You’re an idiot. (And by the way, fruitarianism is actually very healthy when done properly, but it can be very expensive and requires a more indepth knowledge of nutrition than most people can be bothered with) 

And lastly the ones I find offensive, nasty and and even aggressive or threatening:

“I knew a vegan/vegetarian. I gave them meat and they liked it so much they stopped being vegan/vegetarian” - And your point is? I still don’t want to try it. Leave me alone.

“Stop attacking me. I’m doing nothing wrong, don’t push your ethics on me” - Chances are that if you find me telling you about the industry or animal cruelty, then you’ve just asked me a question. I’m not attacking you. I’m not even trying to persuade you. I am answering your goddam question. Either listen and agree/disagree politely or shut the fuck up.

“One day I’m going to trick you into eating it. It’ll be funny.” - No it won’t and you’re an asshole. Maybe I’ll try slipping you dogshit in your food and see how you like it.

“I’ll force you to eat it.” - Try it and I’ll break your face and have you arrested for attacking and force feeding me. Saying this isn’t funny. It’s threatening violence and I will not laugh or roll my eyes or allow you to think this is okay. I will call you out on your bullshit and respond in kind.

I have never once tried to press my beliefs or morals on others. I have never once tried to guilt trip or threaten or demean people. Why the hell do you think it’s okay for you to bully me?

I’d like to note that every single vegan/vegetarian I know has heard these and more. Yes that includes that frankly sickening last one. I've received more abuse for my dietary choices than I have for anything else, including being a feminist and advocating for sexual and racial equality. Hell, even more than I have for shipping Destiel.

paiger1324  asked:

What is your go to pick-me up song? Like when you're having a bad day.

I have certain songs that I use as emergency happiness jars. I call them that because they have memories in them and when I’m sad I listen to them and they take me back to that place and I’m reminded everything will be okay, but I never ever ever listen to them unless I really need the happiness because I wouldn’t want to replace those memories with anything else. Old Ed sheeran songs like cold coffee and miss you remind me of the summer before I auditioned for X factor and it’s like when I listen to those I feel like I’m that girl again, you know? But I never open the jar unless I need it

Iron Man Sentence Meme
  • "Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."
  • "I'd be out of a job with peace."
  • "As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."
  • "Did they rope you into this?"
  • "I don't blow on a man's dice."
  • "What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"
  • "It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."
  • "Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"
  • "I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."
  • "You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."
  • "You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."
  • "You're more than what you are."
  • "Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"
  • "They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."
  • "This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."
  • "What I did is to save your life."
  • "Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"
  • "What you just saw, that is your legacy."
  • "They call themselves the Ten Rings."
  • "You're a man who has everything and nothing."
  • "Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."
  • "Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"
  • "I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."
  • "I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."
  • "Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"
  • "I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."
  • "What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."
  • "Could you have a lousier poker face?"
  • "Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"
  • "I don't think I'm qualified to do this."
  • "You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."
  • "Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."
  • "I don't have anyone but you."
  • "Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."
  • "I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."
  • "I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."
  • "Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."
  • "What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"
  • "You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."
  • "I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."
  • "No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."
  • "I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."
  • "Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."
  • "You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."
  • "The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."
  • "Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
  • "You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."
  • "You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."
  • "I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."
  • "I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."
  • "Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."
  • "When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."
  • "Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"
  • "What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"
  • "Your services are no longer required."
  • "Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"
  • "Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."
  • "Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."
  • "I never said you were a super hero."
  • "I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."
  • "The truth is I am Iron Man."
  • "You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."
  • "I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."
Hyuga Headcanon 3 -Himawari-
  • Hiashi: (I can't train the cinnamon roll. She's too precious, too pure!)
  • Hiashi: (But I can't let that power go unchecked. If Himawari has the ability to one-shot Naruto, then who knows what she's capable of?)
  • Hiashi: (BUT SHE'S A CINNAMON ROLL! SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT UNLESS SHE REALLY HAD TO!)
  • Hiashi: Hima, can you come here?
  • Himawari: Grandpaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!
  • [Himawari hugs Hiashi]
  • Hiashi: Hima, starting tomorrow you're gonna be training with us in the compound. Your powers are developing and we need to make sure you don't get hurt.
  • Himawari: I won't get hurt!
  • Hiashi: .....and everyone else.
  • Himawari: ...oh. Will mommy be training me?
  • Hiashi: Nope.
  • Himawari: Will you, grandpa?!
  • Hiashi: Nope. Auntie Hana is.
  • Himawari: Uh-oh.