Because all the kids are doing it...
So you wanna be my Valentine?
- Romantic, platonic, or antagonistic Valentine?
- (Friendly Warning: Si cupere pacem, para bellum)
- Generally speaking, do animals like you?
- Do you like surfing?
- Tattoos? Piercings?
- What’s your perfect date?
- What do you think is my perfect date?
- Physical affection, yes or no?
- Are you big spoon, little spoon, N/A or switch?
- Past, present or future? Why?
- Money or power? Why?
- What’s the worst thing you’ve done this week?
- Someone you love calls needing help to bury a body. What do you do?
- Have you caused grievous harm to anyone I care for in the last…ever?
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow? (Bonus points if your answer is in the form of a mathematical equation.)
- If you could wake up in an alternate universe, who would you be?
- What makes you a good Valentine?