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Uncle Saeran
  • <p> <b>MC:</b> Saeran, Saeyoung and I have some business to attend to, will you watch the twins for us?<p/><b>Saeran:</b> Me? Waste time with children? I'll pass.<p/><b>Yoosung:</b> Ooh! Ooh! I'll watch the-<p/><b>Saeran:</b> no fuck you they're mine hang on kids uncle saeran is coming oh and yoosung did i tell you fuck you and your eyebrows<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I hate when people down play K/eith's piloting skills. He is the best pilot among the paladins. B4 getting their lions P/dge and H/unk weren't even pilots. L@nce only became a fighter pilot because K/eith dropped out. Need to pursue some1 into an asteroid belt? Sh/ro sent K/eith. That's why Sh/ro chose to bring K/eith with him in BOM (not favoritism) but because K/eith was best suited to navigate such a dangerous path. He's their best pilot.

Sh/iro explained why he’s taking K/eith with him

but apparently the L/ance of Mar/mora seems… more appealing than a K/eith character arc to some people

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Played around with my hair and makeup today.
i want to be able to lock down a punk style that fits. cuz idk .

like i love being cute and pretty but i also really like being BOLD and BRASH! 
hence why im practicing punk makeup. any tips?? pointer?? suggestions?? emotional outbursts?? 

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When the Cirque Du Soleil: Reflekt cast hits the playground


“Walk it Out” by DJ Unk | Choreography by David Moore

ft. dancers: Jake Deanda, Evan Moody, Kileigh Williams, Kassidy Bright, Alex DiTommaso, Jason Rodelo, Jaira Miller, Kelci Schu

anonymous asked:

szeretők balhéja egy kocsmában - erről írj verset

- flörtöltél vele valljuk ezt be
- ne kergess kérlek az őrületbe
- ne mondd, hogy nem, ne tagadd
- s te hol voltál ezalatt?
- nem rólam van szó, ne terelj
- ragaszkodom hozzá, hogy felelj
- igyunk
- igyunk

- mondd bazdmeg, ha tetszik
- meddig basztatsz még, meddig?
- tudni akarom, hogy mi van veletek
- rólad is csipogtak ezt-azt a verebek
- haggyá má, rólad van most szó
- te, meddig van nyitva ez a presszó?
- igyunk
- igyunk

- kurva szádat, basztatok mi?
- nem tudnád már a pofád befogni?
- megölöm a szarházit, ha hozzád ért
- fejedhez baszom ezt a tányért
- hű de erős vagy, kurv'anyád
- me bámuld a pultos farát
- igyunk
- igyunk

- gecifasszopó kurva'stenit
- miaf… igyunk még egy decit
- leo..leokádlak, te fssszopó
- énokádlak. le. geci napól.. napolp..naplopó
- mieza aaa miez a sör?
- gabonakör
- igyunk
- unk

- áááééééőőőő
- mia óóóááá
- ez e a őőőééé
- afffaaaassszzz de hooogy éé
- mééééé?
- meeeee!
- iu
- …

kérte: anon
kérj verset te is a költőmatától!

“Daddy Buckwoo and Izzy”

Summary: In honor of Father’s Day, here’s a one-shot about Bucky, his girlfriend and her 3 year old daughter, Isabella Marie. Love doesn’t always occur in conventional ways. Sometimes, chance meetings can lead to a lifetime of happiness.

 Words:946 (kinda got carried away)

 Pairing: Bucky Barnes, Reader, OFC Isabella Marie

 Warnings: Extreme fluff 

 Ah, yes Father’s Day, the hallowed 3rd Sunday in June. Some dad’s consider it Holy Grail Sunday because their loved ones showers them with breakfast in bed, homemade crafts, and a vast array of gifts; ranging from ties, tools, and fishing equipment.

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My First Group Sex

Aaj mai apko btati hun hamari 1st group sex ki kahani or yaadein taaza krugi.

Jb humne swinging suru ki tb 4-5 baar 2 alag alag couple ke sath swap krne ke baad humne socha group fun ka.

Hum Delhi pahunche jinke sath 1st time swap kiye the unke sath unke ghar pe swap krne ke baad hum unke car se raat ko Sikar ke liye nikle jahan hume group sex ka plan kiya tha.

Hum dono cpl apne apne partner badal ke baith gye or nikal gye. Mai aage wali seat pe thi unke sath jo drive kr rhe the or mere hubby piche unki wife ke sath. Hum sub itne ghum mil gye the 4-5 swap ke baad ke ki ab koi sharam nhi aati thi kisi ko kisi se. Bich bich me hum ek dusre ko kiss krte toh toh kabhi lund nikal ke khelte toh kabhi boobs chuste toh kabhi chut me ungli krte pure raaste hum soft fun krte huye gye SIkar.

Raaste me hum ek dhaba pe ruke chai pine ke liye or fir hum dono lady wahan ke log ko seduce ki bina bra panty ke kapde pehan ke.

Kuch dur jaane ke baad hum dono lady nangi photo shoot krayi highway pe or jungle me.

Subah hum Sikar pahunche apne cpl friend ke yahan or naashta krke hum apne apne room me chale gye aaram krne.

Dopehar me fresh hoke lunch krke sb baatein krne lge or raat ke fun ka plan banane lge.

Shaam ko humne shopping or local market ghumne ka plan kiya. Hum sub ladies new nity or new designer bra panty li fun ke liye.

Shopping ke baad hum dinner ke liye restaurant gye or fir dinner krke ghar wapas aa gye. Men sb aate time beer vodka namkeem sb leke aaye.

Ghar aate hi humne plan kiya ki aaj ki raat 2 groups bnegi…….1st FMF & 2nd MFM means koi bhi men ya lady apne partner ke sath nhi jayega or dono groups apne apne partner ke sath alag room me enjoy krenge. Mai FMF group join ki Sikar wale men ke sath or other lady jiske saath aayi thi or mere hubby & other men Sikar wale ki wife ke sath join krenge. Fir humne drinks lena start kiya or music dance suru ho gya or dhire dhire sb naashe me jhum rhe the or soft fun bhi start ho gya. Kuch der ke baad dono group apne apne partners ke sath apne room me chale gye fun ke liye.

Hum jaise hi room me gye woh hum dono lady ko bhuke sher ki tarah kiss krne lge or kapde utarne lge or ek durse ko nange krne lge fir woh mujhe kiss krne lge or dusri lady unke lund ke sath khelne lgi or chusne lgi fir mai bhi niche gyi or lund chusne lgi or fir ek ek krke woh raat bhar hum dono ko khub chode. chudai me hum itna mast ho gye the ki time ka pta hi nhi chala or subah ke   baj gye the fir hum fresh hoke teeno nange hi so gye dono side me hum lady or bich me woh dono ke kandhe pe haath rakh ke kiss krke hum so gye.

Jb nind khuli toh dopehar ho chuki thi or sb fresh hoke drawing hall me sb ek dusre se experience share kr rhe the or fir men sb lunch bahar se order kiye or woh sb bole ki jb delivery boy aayega toh hum sb ladies ko usko seduce krna hai or plan kiye.

Jb delivery boy aaya tb mai gyi towel me door kholne or andar bulayi or boli paise leke aati hun. Mai room me gyi or dusri lady gyi usko paise dene loose tee bina bra ke jisme more than half ceavage or boobs dikh rhi thi uski itne me 3rd lady gyi pani ke puchne only in camisole…..woh 3 ladies ko aise dekh ke pagal ho gya tha or lund khada ho gya tha uska itne ek ne awaaz lgayi or woh darr ke mare bhag gya.

Fir hum lunch krke aaram krne gye room me.

Shaam ko sb fresh hoke raat ka plan bna rhe the kaise krna hai group fun.

Plan bnane ke baad sb men gye drinks or beer laane ke liye tb hum ladies bhi plan ki jb woh drinks krenge tb hum unko seduce krenge or apna lesbo show start krenge.

Un sub ke aate hi hum ladies boli aaj drinks hum serve krenge or surprise denge.

Kitchen me jaake hum ladies drinks bna ke apna dress change krke new nity or bra panty pehan li jo humne shopping ke time li thi.

Fir humne slow music start krke unko drinks di or hum ladies apna dance start krke seduce krne lgi or dhire dhire striptease krne lgi or apne kapde utar ke unke chehre pe fek di or nude dance krne lgi. Yeh sb dekhte hi sb ke sb shocked ho gye but un sb ke liye asli shock baaki tha fir humne apna apna drinks leke dance krne lge or drinks ko ek dusre ke lips pe gira ke pina lge fir boobs pe gira ke piye or fir chut pe gira ke pi…..yeh dekh ke sb pagal ho gye or enjoy krne lge or comments krne lge sbke sb nashe me fir humne ek dusre ko kiss ki boobs chusi chut chati or gaand bhi……

Sb ke sb comment kr rhe the yeh hamari biwi kitni mast randi ho gyi saali dusro ke sath chud chud ke khul gyi gyi…..yeh hassen raat kabhi nhi bhulenge yaaro…..cheers for all 3 ladies……

Fir according to plan hum apna group fun start kiye drawing hall me…..according to plan only 2 men ke sath fun hoga so hum sb ladies 2-2 men select kr 

Mai Sikar wale or unke friend ko choose ki as daily toh apne pati se toh chudti hi hun.

Fir hamara group fun start hua or pura room aaaahhhhh ooohhhh yyyeeeaaahhhhh chodo randi bna do aaawaz se bhar gya.

Jisko jiske sath mann kr rha tha woh uske sath openly sb kuch kr rhe the.

Kabhi koi kisi ko chodta to koi gaand pe maar ke bolta saali mast randi hai yeh or gaand bhi mast hai.

Jisko jiske lund ke sath khelne ka mood tha woh uske sath khelne lgti or chusti.

Aise hi 2-2 round ke baad sb thak gye or fir wahin sb let gye or fir decide hua ki ab last me sb teeno ladies ki gaand maarege sbke saamne.

Mai or Sikar wali lady taiyar thi as hum dono krti thi but ek lady ready nhi thi but usko manaane ke baad maan gyi but boli phle hum dono ko dekhegi fir woh kregi.

Phla chance mere hubby ka tha Sikar wali ke sath fir meri Sikar wale ke sath aise aise sb ne hum dono ki gaand maare or fir chance thi woh boli phle mere hubby uski gaand maarege as usko unka lund pasand tha or acche se krte hai…..fir mere hubby ke maarne ke baad Sikar wale uski gaand maare but woh apne hubby se nhi ki as usko bhut dard hone lga…..fir atlast hum sb ladies sbka lund chusi or sb ne hum sb ladies ke boobs or face pe jhad gye.

Aisi masti krte krte kb subah ho gya pata hi nhi chala or sb fresh hoke nange hi sb drawing hall me so gye.

Dopehar me sb uth ke fresh hoke lunch krke hum dono cpl unke car se return ho gye kuch haseen pal leke jo ki kabhi nhi bhul skti.

Returnig ke time sb car me hi so gye 2 din ki chudai se sb thak gye the.

So friends yeh thi hamari 1st group sex ki story…..hope u all like

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Drunken Mistakes

Summary: Dean gets mad at reader one night when he has had too much to drink

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word Count: 6,044 (this one ran away from me a little)

Warnings: mentions of cheating, physical fight, implication of smut? or soft smut (idk what to call it)

A/N: Okay so this is my entry for ‘Michelle’s 2K follower challange’. Congrats @luci-in-trenchcoats​ on 2k and I hope you like this. Quote I got “Your problem is that nobody hates you more than you do”. I hope you guys like this, first time writing in this ‘x reader’ style so feedback would be much loved

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