That moment when you find a Steven Universe criticism blog and get really excited to see what new and thought-provoking ideas it will bring to light so you can think about your favorite TV show in a new and more analytical way, and all the “criticisms” are just:
“I headcanon that Lars is trans. Lars is a jerk. Therefore, Steven Universe is transphobic and provides horrible representation for children, the show should be critically panned, and if you like anything past Gem Harvest you’re just desperate for representation lol.”
“I headcanon that Peridot is autistic. I don’t like Peridot. Therefore, Steven Universe is ableistic and neurotypical and provides horrible representation for children, the show should be critically panned, and also my dog pooped on the floor today so let’s hope the crewniverse dies in a fire.”
“Villains are written as characters and not one dimensional vessels of the plot? Crucify Rebecca Sugar right now.”
“The new episode had pink. I hate pink. End this show.”
LET’S DO THISSSS!!! I’m going to SG 2 weeks from now and I really need the money so I’ve decided to do commissions!! I’m open for 10 slots as of now! I will update if ever I can do more before going abroad!