uniorns

Bad Leftist: unfunny memes, primarily only liberal ideologies, doesn’t believe in direct action, Michael Moore documentaris, only focuses on western and American-central class struggles, likes that dragon anime probably. Old rugged Lenin shirt that hasn’t been washed in days

Good Leftist: hilarious, insightful and thought-provoking memes, always far and loyal Leftist, very open about antifa priorities, Real uniornic crush on Slavoj Zizek, would easily kill John Locke and Thomas Hobbes with their bare hands, enjoys meta commentary on deep fictional media, has never seen a Disney movie in their life. Gorgeous bright red Guevara shirt that shines against the night sky.

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