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Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to respond to the charges leveled this morning by the European Union that Gazprom has abused its market dominance by just saying…hold on…okay, so which one of these buttons turns off the gas to the entire fucking continent?

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you’re done tag 10 people plus the person who tagged you, and most importantly, HAVE FUN

I was tagged by @sunnabear

Answers under the cut

A- Age: 37
B- Biggest fear: blindness
C- Current time: 12:14am
D- Drink you last had: ginger ale
E- Everyday starts with: music
F- Favourite song: not sure, but possibly “Für Elise”.
G- Ghosts, are they real: I believe in reincarnation so I’m not sure if I believe in ghosts exactly, but I certainly do believe in a lot of supernatural beings.
H- Hometown: Union City, GA, USA
I- In love with: Anna Murphy (formerly of Eluveitie)
J- Jealous of: people who work with wolves
K- Killed someone: not on purpose at least
L- Last time you cried: a few days ago
M- Middle name: Joseph
N- Number of siblings: one half sister, several adopted.
O- One wish: to not have to have a job and to live far from cities with a select few people and lots of animals.
P- Person you last called/texted: ​a friend
Q- Questions you’re always asked: How old are you? (Apparently I look younger?) How tall are you? How long have you been growing your hair? Do you work here? (Retail life *sighs*)
R- Reasons to smile: my kids, Nature
S- Song last sang: “Alesia” by Eluveitie
T- Time you woke up: about 8:30am
U- Underwear colour: none
V- Vacation destination: Realistically, Great Smoky Mountains National Park. But also Scotland, Norway, Jamaica, and Japan.
W- Worst habit: too many to choose from.
X- X-rays you’ve had: head, teeth, chest, hip, leg, ankle
Y- Your favourite food: Chinese. All of it.
Z- Zodiac sign: Capricorn

I shall tag @sleepingoffthememories, @princess-myxomatosis, @doom–witch, @missbluekitty, @sleepingwithbatman, @aniyousmindpool, @batmisfitmedic, @jedi121212, @neoqlassical, @lovethebrokengirl.

Weezer And Panic! At The Disco Announce Tour

June 10 - The Woodlands, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
June 11 - Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete Street Amphitheater*
June 12 - New Orleans, LA @ Bold Sphere Music at Champions Square
June 14 - Miami, FL @ Bayfront Park Amphitheater
June 15 - Tampa, FL @ Midflorida Credit Union Amphitheater
June 16 - Atlanta, GA @ Lakewood Amphitheatre
June 19 - Daniel Island, SC @ Volvo Cars Stadium
June 20 - Charlotte, NC @ PNC Music Pavilion
June 21 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheater
June 22 - Virginia Beach, VA @ Veterans United Home Loans Amphitheater
June 24 - Bristow, VA @ Jiffy Lube Live
June 25 - Canandaigua, NY @ Constellation Brands – Marvin Sands PAC
June 26 - Scranton, PA @ Pavilion at Montage Mountain
June 28 - Gilford, NH @ Bank of New Hampshire Pavilion at Meadowbrook
June 30 - Wantagh, NY @ Nikon at Jones Beach Theater
July 01 - Mansfield, MA @ Xfinity Center
July 02 - Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
July 05 - Camden, PA @ BB&T Pavilion
July 06 - Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre
July 08 - Clarkston, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
July 09 - Milwaukee, WI @ Summerfest - Marcus Amphitheater
July 10 - Tinley Park, IL @ Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre
July 12 - Noblesville, IN @ Klipsch Music Center
July 13 - Nashville, TN @ Ascend Amphitheater
July 15 - Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion
July 16 - Oklahoma City, OK @ Zoo Amphitheater*
July 17 - Rogers, AR @ Walmart Arkansas Music Pavilion
July 19 - Maryland Heights, MO @ Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre
July 20 - Kansas City, MO @ Starlight Theatre
July 22 - Brandon, SD @ Badlands Motor Speedway*
July 23 - Council Bluffs, IA @ Harrah’s Hotel & Casino Council Bluffs - Stir Cove*
July 24 - Englewood, CO @ Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre
July 26 - Salt Lake City, UT @ USANA Amphitheatre
July 28 - Burnaby, BC @ Festival Lawn at Deer Lake Park
July 29 - Redmond, WA @ Marymoor Park
July 30 - Troutdale, OR @ Edgefield
July 31 - Mountain View, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheatre*
August 02 - Phoenix, AZ @ AK-Chin Pavilion
August 03 - Chula Vista, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheatre*
August 05 - Santa Barbara, CA @ Santa Barbara Bowl
August 06 - Irvine, CA @ Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre

* Weezer and Panic! At The Disco only

theguardian.com
Paris climate talks: biggest polluters back tougher warming target
US, China, Canada and EU among big carbon emitters at UN summit supporting 1.5C target to protect most vulnerable countries such as small island states
By John Vidal

The world’s biggest climate polluters rallied around a stronger target for limiting warming on Monday, saying they were open to the 1.5C goal endorsed by the most vulnerable countries.

In the final push to a climate agreement, the US, Canada, China and the European Union declared they were now on board with demands from African countries to adopt an even more ambitious goal to limit warming.

“We can’t go home and say ’we saved the planet, check.’ This issue will continue to be a top priority for the president and the White House coming out of Paris heading into next year and for remaining time that he is in office because there is more work to do,” a White House official said.

Small island states say the current temperature goal of 2C would bring doom, drowning low-lying areas, and forcing mass migration.

Couldn’t be more excited to announce that I’ll be joining Weezer & Panic! At The Disco on their tour this summer! The general on sale begins January 22nd at 10am local. 

June 10 - The Woodlands, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
June 12 - New Orleans, LA @ Bold Sphere Music at Champions Square
 June 14 - Miami, FL @ Bayfront Park Amphitheater
June 15 - Tampa, FL @ Midflorida Credit Union Amphitheater
June 16 - Atlanta, GA @ Lakewood Amphitheatre
June 19 - Daniel Island, SC @ Volvo Cars Stadium
June 20 - Charlotte, NC @ PNC Music Pavilion
June 21 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheater
June 22 - Virginia Beach, VA @ Veterans United Home Loans Amphitheater
June 24 - Bristow, VA @ Jiffy Lube Live
June 25 - Canandaigua, NY @ Constellation Brands – Marvin Sands PAC
June 26 - Scranton, PA @ Pavilion at Montage Mountain
June 28 - Gilford, NH @ Bank of New Hampshire Pavilion at Meadowbrook 
June 30 - Wantagh, NY @ Nikon at Jones Beach Theater
July 01 - Mansfield, MA @ Xfinity Center
July 02 - Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
 July 05 - Camden, NJ @ BB&T Pavilion 
July 06 - Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre 
 July 08 - Clarkston, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
July 09 - Milwaukee, WI @ Summerfest - Marcus Amphitheater
July 10 - Tinley Park, IL @ Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre 
 July 12 - Noblesville, IN @ Klipsch Music Center
July 13 - Nashville, TN @ Ascend Amphitheater
 July 15 - Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion
July 17 - Rogers, AR @ Walmart Arkansas Music Pavilion
 July 19 - Maryland Heights, MO @ Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre
July 20 - Kansas City, MO @ Starlight Theatre 
July 24 - Englewood, CO @ Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre 
July 26 - Salt Lake City, UT @ USANA Amphitheatre
July 28 - Burnaby, BC @ Festival Lawn at Deer Lake Park
July 29 - Redmond, WA @ Marymoor Park
July 30 - Troutdale, OR @ Edgefield
 August 02 - Phoenix, AZ @ AK-Chin Pavilion 
 August 05 - Santa Barbara, CA @ Santa Barbara Bowl
August 06 - Irvine, CA @ Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre