imagine the clone wars snapchat stories tho
I….tried?? But then I got distracted???
[Camera zooms in on a faraway figure in the middle of a rainforest who wears the distinctive blue trim that marks them as part of the 501st Battalion. The figure is writhing on the ground in either pain or discomfort as at least a dozen small, furry, unidentifiable animals run up, down, and across their body.]
Unknown brother, from behind the camera: “This is our newest recruit, our little brother Dogma. Best quality? His wiggles.”
[Camera on selfie-mode shows Fives, Echo, Hardcase, Jesse, and Kix all crowded together, clearly trying not to laugh and failing miserably.]
Caption: @Battalion212 Send help, we’re D Y I NG!!
[Camera angle reverses to peer around a doorframe at Captain Rex, who stands in front of a mirror, pulling nervously at the long brown cloak he wears. The rest of his outfit is obscured, but his silhouette shows he isn’t wearing armor.]
Caption: wHY DOES HE HAVE A JEDI ROBE?? WHY IS HE WEARING IT???
[Captain Rex of the 501st, on the bridge of the Resolute, stands at parade rest next to the holo-projector. Generals Kenobi and Skywalker are deep in discussion in the foreground but the camera is clearly focused on the Captain, who wears the distinctive beige tunic, pants, and boots of a Jedi, as well as a long brown cloak. The hilt of a lightsaber hangs from a belt around his waist. He is visibly uncomfortable.
The wheezing and choking sounds of several brothers laughing so hard they can no longer breathe properly comes from behind the camera.]
Caption: HES GOINGG UNDERCOVRR AS A JETIII I CANT BRETHE
[A zoomed-in shot of General Anakin Skywalker leading Captain Rex of the 501st, dressed as a Jedi, through a lightsaber kata. Captain Rex’s blade is emerald in color.
Several men behind the camera are audibly snickering.]
Caption: I think the General is having a little too much fun with his new “Commander”
[Captain Rex, now alone, moves quickly and confidently through the kata General Skywalker had been demonstrating in the last video.
Camera pans slightly to the right and zooms in further to show General Kenobi watching from near the doorway on the opposite side of the training room, looking very red in the face as he watches Captain Rex.
Camera zooms out so that both men are in the shot, right as Captain Rex finishes the kata and leans down to grab a bottle of water and dump it over his own head. General Kenobi immediately about-faces and quickly leaves the room.]
Unknown brother, from behind the camera: “… What. The fuck.”
[Sitting in the armory, General Skywalker is seen quietly explaining to Captain Rex how to care for “his” lightsaber. General Kenobi sits slightly apart from them, occasionally chiming in.
General Kenobi’s face turns very red once again when General Skywalker starts demonstrating the proper way to polish the hilt and Captain Rex begins to vigorously copy him.]
Unknown brother, from behind the camera: [Inhales very sharply.]
[Camera switches to selfie-mode to reveal Fives. He stares into the camera for several seconds with a very wide grin and pointedly raised eyebrows.]
Caption: Brings a whole new meaning to “equipment maintenance” eh??