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“The Last Unicorn” {Starter Sentences}
  • There are no happy endings because nothing ends. 
  • Why won’t you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles? 
  • It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is. 
  • Where have you been? Where have you been? Damn you! Where have you been? 
  • I like to watch them. They fill me with joy. 
  • Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you.
  • There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea. 
  • Shut up, you pretentious kneecap! How’d you like a punch in the eye? 
  • You have let your doom in by the front door, but it will not depart that way! 
  • The last! I knew you were the last! 
  • I know you. If I were blind I’d know what you are. 
  • Look at your fellow legends and tell me what you see. 
  • I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it’s not the same thing. 
  • I can feel this body DYING all around me! 
  • That was the real stuff! That was wine! 
  • I give up. Why *is* a raven like a writing desk? 
  • He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them! 
  • I was innocent and wise, and full of pain. 
  • Never run from anything immortal; it only attracts their attention. 
  • I’ve never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway. 
  • A clock isn’t time; it’s just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind. 
  • Am I truly the last? 
  • But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake; it is never finished. 
  • Who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I’m searching for in this strange place, day after day? 
  • You can’t come with us. We’re on a quest! 
  • Drown out my dreams! Keep me from remembering whatever wants me to remember it! 
  • My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same? 
  • You never could have freed yourselves alone. I held you.
EXO Reaction To Coming Home to You Asleep At Your Desk From Studying For Exams

*GIFs Not Mine*

Reaction Masterlist

Xiumin: “Everyone be quiet! My Jagi is sleeping! I’m taking her to bed!

Luhan: *picks you up trying not to wake you and then carries you to bed. He failed at not waking you up, too*

You: Luhan, I have an exam! I have to study!

Luhan: No. You have to sleep.

Kris: What do I do…Do I pick her up and take her to bed? Do I leave her there? What to do…

Suho: Wouldn’t she rather sleep in the bed with me??

Lay: “Come on baby, wake up and we can sleep in the bed…”

Baekhyun: “Jagiya, wake up and come to bed with me. It’s so late. Please. Let’s just go to sleep… It’s been a long day.” *proceeds to nuzzle and cuddle against you until you wake up and give in.*

Chen: This girl exists to make my life complicated. I come home, expecting just to crawl into bed with my girlfriend and now I have to wake her up and convince to go to sleep. Aish…

Chanyeol: *when you wake up after he moves the books*

Chanyeol: Hey! Now that I have your books and you can’t reach them, you should go to bed and go to sleep properly. Am I right or am I right?

DO: This girl. Hopefully her immediate reaction when I wake her up won’t be to slap me.

Tao: Oh look at my girl, studying away…Wait! She’s sleeping?? Aya…

Kai: How can that girl even sleep in that position? What angle is that?? 

Sehun: *pouting* Jagiya! Come to bed with me! Don’t want to sleep with your handsome boyfriend? Come to bed!

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I’m still ranting! :D

roenok said: I would fully embrace a rant about the amazingness of warm laundry, straight from the dryer.

Dude. DUDE. Warm laundry is the best. The absolute fucking best. It’s so so warm and fluffy and basically heaven. 

I’ve only had one apartment that had laundry in the actual apartment. When it was really cold in the winter, I would put my comforter in the dryer for about 10 minutes before I went to bed. IT WAS AMAZING. 

noseforahtwo said: Dude. Weird summertime drinks. Unicorn Fraps, Bubble Tea. Melon flavored Fanta.

Okay, so again I must admit that I am a boring who really only drinks diet coke and water. But all of those sound so much fun! Unicorn Fraps is so unicorn-y!

Yay back when Hippo was a baby adult (aka young and stupid and broke) I went to bartending school. Learning how to make all the fancy drinks was so cool and then I got to impress people. Of course, that was 15 years ago and I couldn’t tell you how to make half of them now, but at the time, I thought I was the shit. 

Pretty cocktail drinks are basically the best. 

smileslikeparentheses said: Oh oh! How about your favorite food! Blackwall! The Cubs!

THE CUBS! THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES WINNERS FOR 2016!!!

I’m going to tear up here. And I know, as a fellow Chicagoan, you’ll understand. So I’ve been a Cubs fan since I was born. I remember watching the games on WGN with my mom and grandma. 

When they won last year, I wasn’t excited for me. I was excited for my 72 year old mother who had grown up with the Cubs. Who listed to games on the radio in college when she felt homesick. Who’s mother was a life long Cubs fan who never saw them win a World Series. 

Then after they won, my mom and I went down to Wrigley Field and wrote on the bricks. She wrote her mother’s name and I started crying. 

THE CUBS MEAN SO MUCH TO MY FAMILY!

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2/100 Days of productivity

8.10.2016 || Some random pages from my bullet journal ^^

Not ft: this weeks spread which has a huge coffee stain on it u_u

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Signs you might be an INTJ (Functions, brah)

By fringe-emu

This is rather long, so bear with me here! A lot of people think they’re an INTJ when they are not. I’ve studied the functions for a while now (MBTIguy and Charity here at FunkyMBTIFiction have been a big help in that aspect!) and have determined that I am in fact an INTJ. Evil unicorns, yay (I’ve been spending waaaay too much time with an INTP)! Anyway, I’m rather ashamed of how my type is misrepresented! We can be kind and heartfelt, too! We have emotions! We may hide them for various reasons, but we do have them! We are human, after all.

In regards to the anon over at MBTIguy’s tumblr who was unsure of their type, but was pretty sure they’re an INTJ, I thought I’d help out with that and I figured that you guys here could use it too! Here are a few ways I can tell I’m an INTJ (or you can tell you’re an INFJ if you ignore the Te-Fi parts):

I love for things to be organized and efficient and, unlike a Si-dom who just freaks out because of inferior Ne gripping them, I freak out when things don’t go the way I planned because my plan seemed so full proof and now I have to account for all this new data and recalculate where things are going! My plans aren’t ruined, I just have to figure out a new route to get to where I know I’m going. Not that life hasn’t knocked me so far off base that I see where I’m going shift, it does happen. Cue another freak out until I manage to figure out my new sought after destination.

Everything I do has been calculated to some degree, I’m almost never spontaneous unless I know that the person I’m with is very spontaneous (looking at you, Kara) and then I add that factor in! It’s times like these where I have to use my Se, because all of a sudden I’ve got to be on my toes, ready for anything. When this happens I realize that the best course of action is no course of action, so I actively let Se take over whilst still knowing that, because in this moment I am in a moderate amount of control over Se, I can go back to Ni when I need to.

Speaking of Se, it really is a great and wonderful function. If it’s not your inferior, that is! I am very unaware of my surroundings, constantly bumping into things and tripping over nothing, and my Se can often be akin to a toddler throwing a tantrum as any inferior function is wont to do! It screams and yells at me when it sees something shiny that it must have now or it wants to do something and it wants to do it now. This is not how Se acts in a higher position, oh no. And when it grips you it’s either let’s go buy fifty dollars worth of lotion that I don’t need just because it smells pretty or it’s total sensory overload. Either way, you end up with at least a headache.

Not that inferior Se doesn’t have its merits when you’re actively trying to cultivate it, it’s just that we’re so unused to using it! It’s like you’ve incapacitated both of your upper limbs and nobody will help you eat so you’re having to either try and hold a spoon with your toes or just shove your face into your plate and hope for the best!

And if you’re an INTJ, that doesn’t mean you’re necessarily arrogant, you just know what you’re good at (Ignoring those wannabees who act all hoity toity, high and mighty). I, personally, try to build up other people’s confidence, especially by trying to help them improve if I can. But I’m not going to lie and say you did good when you didn’t. It’s not helping anyone and it’s counter-productive! Not that I’m harsh about it (unless circumstances call for it) because it’s normally against my moral code to be mean if I can avoid it.

Speaking of which: Fi. Oh Fi, Fi, Fi. I both love and loathe thee, you keep me from becoming an arrogant jerk but you keep me from being my most efficient! I grew up around a bunch of feeling types, so I suppose you could say that I’m a bit softer than your average INTJ. My family instilled some morals in me, yes, but a lot of it just came from within. I pretty much had my own moral code from when I was a small child onwards. Also, in a way it does help me be more efficient, now that I think about it. If I didn’t have my moral compass telling me now’s the time to be nice and polite, how would I get people to go along with what I want to happen? Is this calculating and a bit conniving at times? You betcha! But that’s sometimes the consequence of Te-Fi; trying to be efficient and using your moral code to help you to do that.

And I was a rule follower when I was a child and generally still am. Why? It’s the most efficient (I keep using that word, sorry). If you know the rules of the game you can play it to the best of your abilities.

And that whole reading people thing? Pffft! I’d have to get out of my head long enough to see what’s going on around me! But once I do, it’s scary how well I can read someone, especially once they’ve piqued my interest. I oftentimes know others better than myself because most of my mind lives in the subconscious due to Ni. Which can also make me secretly unsure of myself!

So a real INTJ can be an unfeeling, cocky jerk, yes, but those are the ones that have very little interaction with their Fi or use their Fi for selfish/evil ends. I hope this helps anyone questioning their type!