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A Teen Wolf Rant...

…of smaller proportions.

Season 6 has ruined me. Teen Wolf has done a lot to my heart strings, tugging at them a lot every season. As a younger gay man this show has done worlds of good for perspective and hopes for the future, and as one with a vivid imagination I’ve been at the mercy of the show’s barrage of ships. I’ve embraced every one that’s hit me: Scerek, Scackson, Scanny, Janny, my otp Scisaac, Sciles, Dethan, Stydia, Jaiden, Sciam, Briam, Sceo, Morey. It’s endless. It’s frustrating.

And if that wasn’t overloading enough, two ships sailed into my harbor despite my protests. Thiam should not be a thing—Liam was one of two people Theo worked over more than the rest and Briam is already huge for me. But goddammit 6A happens and bam! there it is. And now, with Jethan, fml. Jackson shouldn’t be into guys, regardless of what the bts comments have said. He was the archetypal asshole jock who, despite not being in love with Lydia, had a deep emotional bond with her (and almost certainly lots of sex). It’s, in my eyes, out of character. Then the 6B trailer arrived and I just had that feeling again, as I did with Brett in 6x13. I knew they were gonna’ shove Jackson and Ethan together and I wasn’t a fan. But holy hell that clip today. One clip and I’m ruined. Just one. Screw everything I just said and what I’d felt. That was everything it should be. They’re hot, cute, nauseating unicorn werewolf boyfriends and I…here it goes…I ship it.

Fuck.

And…sidebar…I get ‘Jethan’ as a name…it’s in line with everything, but I totally dig “Steinmore.” Just sayin.’

being asexual is seen as “too straight” by the LGBT+ community and “too gay” for straight people. the truth is, we are neither. if straight people are “as straight as a line” and gay people are “straight like a circle”, then we’re as straight as the void. sexual attraction? i don’t even know her. you are seriously in the wrong place if you’re looking for an instant sexual connection. don’t try to “””fix””” us we’re good. keep moving please.

anonymous asked:

As a bisexual person I find the term pansexual to be offense to not only myself but all the whole LGBT community. You are not special. You are just a whore who likes to tease others by getting their hopes up with the possibiliy of a slut fest threesome. Pansexual is not real, you are bi. All you special snowflakes need to shut up with this make believe sexualities and genders. It makes there real LGBT look gross. STOP IT YOU ARE BI OR STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN! There is NO SUCH THING AS PANSEXUAL!

Wooooooooooooooooooow. Yeah I don’t even know how to answer this. You legit just fried my brain with your ignorance and blatant phobia. Wow.

My god your momma should have took one for the team and swallowed.

How to Get a Boyfriend in Ten Easy Steps:  An Illustrated Guide, by Castiel.

1.  Once you’ve identified the object of your desire, begin with a grandiose show of affection.  This may involve buying him roses, asking him out to dinner, or raising him from the depths of eternal damnation. 

2.  After this is done, you are ready to begin introductions.  

Note:  be careful not to come on too strong!  This will only serve to frighten him, and may leave permanent hearing damage. 

3.  Don’t be discouraged if your first meeting doesn’t go quite as planned.

4.  Just give him some time to recuperate, and then casually try again.

Note:  though it may seem unnecessary, you will be much better received if you ask before entering his home.

5.  Some humans have greater difficulty coming to terms with their sexual preferences than others.  Nevertheless, if your feelings are reciprocated, he will most likely find a subtle, socially appropriate way to convey that to you. 

6.  Once your relationship has been comfortably established, personal space is no longer necessary. 

7.  Lover’s quarrel’s are rarely pleasant, but are unfortunately a constituant part of any relationship.  If, by chance, you are in the wrong – perhaps you forgot your anniversary, or accidentally unleashed an army of primordial flesh-eating monsters – it is best to find some way to apologize as soon as possible. 

8.  If cleverly named board games don’t do the trick, the best way to go about this is to prepare him the food of his preference. 

Note:  be careful to check all animals for parasites and console them adequately before their slaughter. 

9.  It’s best to establish positive relationships with future in-laws as soon as possible, even if they lie to you about having guinea pigs. 

10.  Having an emotionally-repressed significant other can be difficult.  However, if he truly loves you, there are various ways in which you both may express it.  These include:

Prolonged periods of staring and/or suggestive gestures.

Lingering, socially inappropriate glances over one’s body. 

And of course, protecting one another from the fell creatures that seek to brutally kill you.

Congratulations!  You now have a boyfriend.