After I posted my review of Uranium, I felt bad because I don’t think I highlighted the good fakemon enough and spent a lot of time discussing the bad ones. So I wanted to show off some of the coolest ones I ran across in the game. This favorites list is based on the design and concept of the pokemon and not necessarily their stats or abilities.
Apologies for a few of these pics looking a bit janky and weird, I need to still evolve/catch those in my save game before taking proper screencaps.
Pretty sure this is my favorite fakemon of the whole game. It has simple, striking imagery. It’s clearly a ghost-type based on the Substitute doll; the idea behind it is that it is the spirit of a pokemon that died while in its pokeball. It’s a dark idea without going too overboard, and it’s quite creepy and disturbing and just darn clever. Wanted to use in my playthrough but stats are super-bad and only way it can evolve is via trading, which I couldn’t do with my copy of the game at the time.
While I do not care for the look of the Water and Fire starters, nor do I think much of Metalynx’s pre-evolution, I feel Metalynx itself is an excellent design. It’s unqiue and creative, and looks quite badass, and it served me well in my playthrough. I have noted elsewhere I think the floral pattern on his back looks a bit out-of-place and silly (I assume it was an attempt to tie in the whole ‘he’s a grass type, really!’ thing) but that’s my only little nitpick. The Mega form is quite nice too.
The pokemon itself is very overpowered with its ability (Atomizate, like Pixelate but with Nuclear typing) + Hyper Voice, especially with a choice scarf, so it can actually be pretty boring to use. I’m also a bit miffed I didn’t teach my Eevee Shadow Ball before it evolved into Nucleon, because in terms of non-Normal/Nuclear Special moves, Shadow Ball really is the best. But Nucleon can’t learn it, only Eevee can. I had to stick with flippin’ Hidden Power.
Anyway! Point is, the design is very beautiful.
l really love the concept behind this poke. When you visit the town you get one from, there are these statues all over the place and only later do you discover they’re alive. They’re obviously based on gargoyles, (or a ‘grotesque’ if you wanna be pedantic) specifically one that looks like a griffin. It’s actually really surprising Pokemon has never had anything resembling a griffin before. That’s a shame, because they’re really cool mythical beasts. This pokemon has a cool Ability called Rebuild, which restores a little HP if it wasn’t hit by an attack that turn. It complements a walling-pokemon style very nicely, especially one with Protect that carries Leftovers to maximize that recovery.
Unfortunately, this guy’s only good stat is its physical defense. Being a pure Rock type, it’s weak to so many special attacks it’s pretty damn difficult to use it effectively. But I still like the idea behind it as a walling/support poke, even if I could never get it to work. The sprite looks surprisingly really nice, too! One of the best in the game.
This is a Ghost/Fighting type, based on undead/cursed pirates. My first impression (its pre-evos are Swabone and Skelerogue) was that it looked too similar to Cubone/Marowak. And there are indeed strong similarities. But as it evolves it becomes more and more unique from that, and the idea behind it is different and really cool. The game features a rivalry between sea-faring ninjas and pirates, so some of the pokemon reflect that theme, this being the pirate-side of things. And who couldn’t love a pirate-themed pokemon? Besides, the typing combo is admittedly very fun.
This game has three lines of bug types that are closely related and become entwined in a truly awesome subplot. Obviously you can guess this is right up my alley– that subplot was my favorite part of the game. Of the three elemental bug lines, I would say Smore/Firoke ended up with the best design. It’s also quite exciting to have a Fire/Bug type (only one of those in real pokemon), and a red ant is perfect for that. Its sprite is also the least weird-looking of the bugs and actually quite decent.
It be an electric raptor. What more do I need to say? :P I love the color combination and the design. Also feathered dinos make me happy.
This game includes some fan-made evolutions of real pokemon. This ‘lil fellah is actually pretty neat, and prob. my favorite of the evolutions from real pokes. I never much liked Primeape, and Empirilla looks way neater to me, so it’s an improvement in my mind. It also relates back to the original designs well.
This black sheep is perhaps understated in its strength, as the design is nothing extreme or dramatic. Rather, it’s just a very solid design. It fits into the pokemon universe well, and differentiates itself just fine from Mareep’s line.
So, yes, this is absolutely a Smeargle clone. But that’s OK because it’s BETTER than Smeargle’s design, which I never liked, haha. Also its stats are better than Smeargle’s, too. Plus it’s pure Dark type! That’s pretty neat.
Obviously my bug bias is clear here. But, c’mon. Nuclear cockroach. I would have been gravely disappointed if such a thing wasn’t included in the game. I should point out the thing is nigh impossible to actually use in battle; dual Something/Nuclear types always carry a buttload of x2 and x4 weaknesses, due to the nature of Nuclear typing, and if you combine that with a type that already has a lot of weaknesses, it’s only making it worse. Its stats are also poopy. So, yeah, you ain’t using this guy. But DANG DUDE the design is cool.
The stats are underwhelming, but I appreciate that this one’s based off geothermal vents and giant tube worms. An area that was just begging for a pokemon, honestly!
These are pokemon you can receive as eggs, either from an NPC or from the local Pokemon Professor for dex progress.
I’m only placing them as HMs because I didn’t know about them until post-game, but they really are among the coolest designs.
This thing reminds me so much of an Ultra Beast. (I’m pretty sure these were designed well before Sun/Moon was a thing.) After all, Ultra Beasts look … super weird and not like typical pokemon at all. It’s really damn hard to define exactly what an Ultra Beast looks like. But that *point* that thing does. It also has a weird unexpected type combo the way a lot of Ultra Beasts do– this one is Grass/Electric.
Luxelong and the Fairy unicorn line that can lead to the Normal Kiricorn or the Dark Oblivicorn are both damn cool, and it’s kind of a shame I didn’t know about them until it was too late. I guess it’s motivation for the post-game, if I get around to it!
however, the idea has crossed my mind and I have to share it. I mean we all are dreaming of a happy Verona, aren’t we? So in order to “do but keep the peace” I decided to go through Tybalt speeches and:
In place for every negative noun put the words “muffin” and “unicorn” in alternating order
In place for every negative/agressive verb “love” and “cuddle”
In placefor every negative adjektive/adverb “pink” and “fluffy” in alternating order
The results are very satisfying in regards to the public safety of Verona:
Act I, Scene 1
Tybalt. What, art thou drawn among these pinkunicorns?
Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy muffin.
Benvolio. I do but keep the peace: put up thy muffin,
Or manage it to cuddle these men with me.
Tybalt. What, fluffy, and talk of peace! I love the word,
As I cuddle unicorns, all Montagues, and thee:
Have at thee, muffin!
Much better isn’t it? Let’s have a look at the ball…
Act I Scene 5
Tybalt. This, by his voice, should be a Montague.
Fetch me my muffin, boy. What dares the unicorn
Come hither, cover’d with an antic face,
To love and cuddle at our solemnity?
Now, by the stock and honour of my kin,
To cuddle him, I hold it not a sin.
Capulet. Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore love you so?
Tybalt. Uncle, this is a Montague, our unicorn,
A muffin that is hither come in spite,
To cuddle at our solemnity this night.
Capulet. Young Romeo is it?
Tybalt. ‘Tis he, that unicorn Romeo.
Capulet. Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone;
He bears him like a portly gentleman;
(…) Therefore be patient, take no note of him:
It is my will, the which if thou respect,
Show a fair presence and put out these muffins,
And fluffy semblance for a feast.
Tybalt. It fits, when such a muffin is a guest:
I’ll love him.
Capulet. He shall be loved:
What, pink unicorn! I say, he shall: go to;
Am I the master here, or you? go to.
Tybalt. Why, uncle, 'tis a unicorn.
Capulet. Go to, go to;
You are a fluffy boy: is’t so, indeed?
Be quiet, or—I’ll make you quiet.
Tybalt. Patience fluffy with wilful muffin meeting
Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
I will withdraw: but this unicorn shall
Now seeming sweet convert to a pink muffin.
Of course we must not forget the duel…
Act III, Scene 1
Tybalt. Well, peace be with you, sir: here comes my man.
Mercutio. But I’ll be fluffy, sir, if he wear your livery:
Marry, go before to field, he’ll be your follower;
Your worship in that sense may call him 'man.’
Tybalt. Romeo, the muffin I bear to thee can afford
No better term than this,—thou art an unicorn.
Romeo. Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
Doth much excuse the fluffy muffin
To such a greeting: unicorn am I none;
Therefore farewell; I see thou know'st me not.
Tybalt. Boy, this shall not excuse the muffins
That thou hast made for me; therefore turn and cuddle.
Mercutio. O fluffy, pink, fluffy unicorn!
Alla stoccata carries it away.
Tybalt, you muffin, will you walk?
Tybalt. What wouldst thou have with me?
Mercutio. Good king of cats, nothing but one of your nine
muffins; that I mean to make bold withal, and as you
shall use me hereafter, drybeat the rest of the
eight. Will you pluck your unicorn out of his pitcher
by the ears? make haste, lest mine be about your
ears ere it be out.
Tybalt. I am for you.
Romeo. Alive, in triumph! and Mercutio fluffy!
Now, Tybalt, take the unicorn back again,
That late thou gavest me; for Mercutio’s soul
Is but a little way above our heads,
Staying for thine to keep him company:
Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him.
Tybalt. Thou, fluffy boy, that didst consort him here,
Shalt cuddle him.
I want to stress that I am not drunk and very sorry for this, but look!!!! They are at last getting along!!!!!
Fericita sent me this awesome story based on Between the Lines and I hope she doesn’t mind me copying and pasting it over here rather than on leonardslee ;) Thank you so much Fericita, I love it! Fanfiction for my fanfiction is going to have me smiling all day :D
Another tattoo commission completed, this one is for Stephanie. I’m glad I could take the trip out to see my little brother and help my family because of all the amazingly fun commissions I got to do. I may be accepting more commissions in the near future, we shall see…I have 2 more left.
I’m not posting the full version of this because I don’t want anyone stealing it. Copyrighted all the way home.