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peculiar-princess-sweetcakes  asked:

CROOKED KINGDOM SPOILERS: so I finished both six of crows and crooked kingdom and I have a bone to pick with you... about a certain fjerdan boy at the end of the book. like my heart hurts, i was pacing myself with this little duology and like no one warned me about the ending and it came as such a shock I had to stop reading for a while. NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MATTHIAS DYING !! there i said it. I was not prepared.. I thought it was just a happy series. I hate you (not really)

ohh oh dang man my bad

I mean…….. it was so brutal for us all.. it’s a rite of passage as a ck reader…… that heart’s just gotta break

I heard that SOMEONE was gonna die and I thought I would be prepared for his eventual demise like… tbf he isn’t my favourite character i thought I’d be cool if it was him (spoilers bro I wasn’t,,, cool)

leigh got me so good I honestly broke down about ten separate times throughout crooked kingdom alone

but also UM what made u think it was a happy series was it the murder or the tragic backstories

memes among the dregs
  • “and that’s why they call me two guns jesper”
  • scheming face
  • “get a girl who looks at you like kaz looks at money”
  • “crows arent real”
  • drawing a goose on your non-tattooed arm and pretending like that’s the new gang symbol
  • “i think this is a flute moment”
  • “careful, inej is probably watching”
  • pointing at any imagery of a dog/wolf and being like “matthias is this you”
  • everyone is at least 30% in love with nina zenik
  • “i love you, but not enough to buy you a boat and reunite you with your family”
    “yeah same”
  • muttering “no mourners, no funerals” whenever kaz verbally drags someone through the mud
  • waffles
  • everyone getting sick of the waffles meme
  • using the waffles meme ironically
  • one time inej stole kaz’s hat just to see if she could and no one will shut up about it
  • making up ridiculous ketterdam slang and convincing matthias that that’s what people actually say
  • “nice ___” “yeah i bought it legally” *laughter*
  • whenever they get hate mail/threats wylan picks it up and “reads” whatever it was as a gushing compliment to the receiver
  • kuwei discovering really bad pick up lines. jesper encourages this.
  • one time, after a very successful scam/heist, kaz took a handful of bills and made it rain. no one is quite sure this actually happened, even though they were there for it
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Consistently inconsistent with character design, everytime I draw them I change my design for their clothes, these aren’t even the same as my other recent picture of them here

Nina’s outfit would be her mock-up kefta she wears for show (either that or I just got a little carried away with drapes and layers). Inej’s outfit is a tad exaggerated from the book canon, and largely inspired by Dragon Age character concept art.

-I even did a height chart, for your viewing pleasure.

  • wylan: *looks at jesper* man im so fucking gay
  • kuwei: *also looks at jesper* i too am fucking gay
  • inej: *looks at nina* am i bi???
  • nina: *looks at inej* yah im definitely bi
  • matthias: *looks at nina* god i love her
  • jesper: *looks at wylan* bi bi bi til the day i die
  • kaz: *looks at inej, represses his feelings* god i love money