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I was in a fluffy Dorian mood tonight. Written with a vague male LI because I know he’s shipped with a bunch of different guys and I haven’t had the time to romance him yet ;___; 


Dorian smiles at the hands that wrap around his waist, the warm tip of a nose that travels the length of his neck. 

“Studying again?” The deep voice carries a laugh that makes Dorian’s fingers tighten around the book he holds. 

“It’s a shame to see them sit here and collect dust. Thought I’d put them to better use.” 

“Mmm.” 

A kiss against his skin makes Dorian sigh. He knows there’ll be glances, raised eyebrows–he’s still the Tevinter–but that’s all. Not something to be fixed or changed or hidden. Dorian relaxes into the chest against his back, eyes fluttering shut as he revels in the arms that tighten around his waist. “Would you prefer I spend my time doing something else this evening?” 

“I might.” Hands draw him in tight with another, lingering kiss against the crook of his neck that trails down towards his shoulder. 

“No pressing duties to attend to? I really must mark the calendar for such a momentous occasion.” 

He’s laughing when he turns Dorian in his arms. Dorian smiles in return, the book forgotten on the table beside them. Dorian traces the lines in his lover’s face, admiring the richness of his eyes, the heat of his skin, the way he pulls Dorian in closer. His amatus. 

“And what of you, hmm?” He tilts Dorian chin and licks his lip. Dorian stares back, wondering which kiss he’s recalling to have his eyes darken in such a way. “Willing to set aside your books for a few hours?” 

“Hours, is it?” 

Another laugh and Dorian’s spine is melting under his lover’s touch, knees weak at the soft kiss so full of emotions he never thought he’d have. “I certainly hope so.”

invariablycheerful asked:

Wayfaring help!! I start my first year of residency tomorrow in General Surgery. I'm on call and I'm so scared. I don't even feel qualified enough to be a real adult, let alone a doctor. I need your words of wisdom!

Unf, general surgery… **shudder**.

Buddy, it’s totally normal to be pee-your-pants terrified of starting residency and having actual responsibility for patients. I was. My nurse CP said I looked scared for several months. It’s the fear of the unknown. You will get over that initial fear as you get used to what you’re doing and start learning some real doctor stuff.
nths. It’s the fear of the unknown. You will get over that initial fear as you get used to what you’re doing and start learning some real doctor stuff.

Don’t forget that you are not alone on call. You will have upper level residents backing you up and attendings to call for help if you need them. Don’t be afraid to ask questions of your upper levels. They know how scared you are because they were in your shoes recently and they want you to learn to be confident and competent on your own as quickly as possible. Nurses are also your allies if you respect them and let them be your educators as well. You won’t be the first or last intern they will teach (and endure), so don’t be afraid to use them as resources and teachers.

There will always be uneasiness and fears and uncertainties in this job. Once you learn the basics, you’ll start worrying about more complex things. As you learn more medicine and make more mistakes, new worries will present themselves. I say this not to scare you, but to assure you that what you are feeling today will get better. It’s never as bad as your first day of residency. But the day you feel 100% confident in everything you do is the day you should quit, because you’re gonna hurt someone with your arrogance.

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anonymous asked:

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anonymous asked:

Unf .... your beard looks awesome in your gif ... I wish I could rub my pussy all over it to let you all soaked mmmm