unfunny bullshit

OKAY BUT HAUNTING OF CASTLE MALLOY AND HERE’S THE REAL LOW DOWN DIRTY ON WHY

  • you’re in ireland wow its green
  • but oops u really cant tell cause its dark and sPOOkY yay scary times
  • u get to stay in a castle
  • thats been thru The War
  • creepy fortune telling machine that know all ur secrets
  • u get to make REAL LIVE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS NOT A DRILL REAL LIVE BEER I SAY
  • theres some cute sheep one even jumps up and down like a lil woolly pogo stick
  • OMIGOD A WOMAN IS FLYING SWEET JESUS ON A CORNDOG
  • ROYGBIV makes its triumphant return to Help U Out
  • oh theres like some ppl getting married i think. one of them may be ur friend
  • annoying man who likes to pray “pranks”(aka unfunny bullshit that makes ppl really mad aka Every Youtube Prankster Ever) is missing so u dont gotta interact with him for most of the game what a good time
  • the castle only has 2.4 of its walls left which gives u more leeway to breathe in that nice Irish country air
  • rUNes
  • grASS
  • um nancy does a nice creepy walk
  • theres a jetpack
  • EXPLOSIVE CHEMICALS
  • u assplode
  • yep thats it

Day Not Four:  Favorite Pairing

I don’t ship anything at all.  If I find any cute Goku/Chichi or Vegeta/Bulma pictures I’ll save them, but strictly because they’re super cute and they’re canon.  Anything that isn’t canon I tend to hate, especially when they make like no sense.  (Looking at you, Goku/Broly.)  I’m really boring like that and I have no imagination.