unfriendly black hotties

THE SIGNS AS HIGH SCHOOL LUNCH TABLES
  • Aries: Varsity Jocks
  • Taurus: Freshmen
  • Gemini: Unfriendly Black Hotties
  • Cancer: Girls who eat their feelings
  • Leo: Girls who don't eat anything
  • Virgo: Sexually active band geeks
  • Libra: The Plastics
  • Scorpio: The greatest people you will ever meet
  • Sagittarius: the ROTC Guys
  • Capricorn: Asian Nerds
  • Aquarius: Cool Asians
  • Pisces: Burnouts

You got your freshmen

ROTC guys

Preps

JV jocks

Asian nerds

Cool Asians

Varsity jocks

Unfriendly black hotties

Girls who eat their feelings

Girls who don’t eat anything

Desperate wannabes

Burnouts

Sexually active band geeks

The greatest people you will ever meet

And the worst

Sorry if someone’s already done this!