unfollow if you hate babies

GPOYW - I hope my posting a photo of my uterus makes you all super uncomfortable edition.

Alternately titled - I would never post this s*&t on FB so you tumblrs should all feel privileged edition.

Sub-alternatively titled - There’s an alien in my napsack edition.


this is the first time he’s actually crawled into his car seat (suprising considering the screaming whenever i put him in it) and he was there for a good half hour

i think someone’s ready for a rocking horse/mammoth