underwear supermodel

So let me get this straight

While hooked up to a heart monitor, Nick Grimshaw showed Harry pictures of people and things to gage his reaction (x)

Nick showed him a picture of (shirtless) Ryan Gosling

And Harry’s reaction was to make this facial expression:

and comment on his handsome ness

While his heart rate rose to 80

And when shown a picture of a gorgeous supermodel (in underwear)

He kept a neutral expression, said he didn’t know her, didn’t comment on her appearance or beauty, and his heart rate dropped below 60.

And y’all STILL don’t believe he’s attracted (exclusively) to men??

Y’all be trippin’. This man is HELLA GAY.

[Nick even prompted him saying “she looks nice” and he responded with “I’m sure she’s a wonderful person”. Fuckin’ shut down. ]

Okay so I literally just started writing this Jarchie thing (I put it under the cut) and want to know what everyone thinks/if I should continue it/put it up on AO3 etc etc. Especially since I wasn’t aiming to have a WIP for Jarchie but here I am, writing a thing. 

I’m basing it more off the new comic versions, but I’m also keeping in mind the TV show, so I won’t have Grundy and I’ll probably keep Jug in the beanie as opposed to the cap. Idk yet, I haven’t made any description of it yet. 
It’s got ace Jug, possibly aro, since yeah I am basing it more off the comics but im not sure yet and I just want to say that because hell it may end up having qpr jarchie but then it might not idk idk this is just the first chapter. 

Basically, I wanted to write one of those disgustingly cliche high school AUs, except obviously they’re canonically in high school. So AU instead where Jughead and Archie were never friends.
Jughead’s that emo loner & Archie’s that popular jock dating that popular girl (Ronnie) and every girl wants Archie. EXCEPT Archie’s kinda pining after Jug, but has never done or said anything because he doesn’t think Jug would care or want to even be his friend or anything (’then why’s he dating Ronnie?’ you may ask, it’s in the chapter’s my fellas). 

So it’s kinda like, you know the story line… that guy that’s perfect and every girl wants but he ends up falling for that one girl who’s average and underwhelming and people are like HOLY SHIITTT HOWWW because they’re destroying the social ladder or some shit. And writing those really cliche scenes, except all of a sudden, I’ve realised, they might not be that cliche because this is Jug we’re talking about like… how will this fold out? As cliche as I was planning to write? Or maybe not so much??? idk…

Currently about 3k words under the cut! (not edited since I JUST wrote it)

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