underrated movie right here

Espresso-induced Story

“So she moves me up a grade because I wasn’t fitting in so now I’m even more not fitting in. I was getting good grades, like all As…”

“and then my mom says, You need stimulation”

“and I go, "No, I’m stimulated enough right now!”

“But she goes, Nuh-uh, you don’t have a challenge. You have to have a challenge”

“So now I’m challenged, all right!”

“I’m challenged to hold on to my lunch money”

“because all the big mooses want to pound me”

“because I’m a shrimpy dork who thinks he’s smarter than them”

“But I don’t think I’m smarter, I just do the stupid homework”

“If everyone else just did the stupid homework”

“they could move up a grade and get pounded too.”

“Is there any more coffee?”