Wanted: other asexuals to join my new crime-fighting squad. Our slogan is “too bad I have an ace up my sleeve… or several,” and you all gotta emerge dramatically from the shadows every time I say it. Now accepting applications.
Just now on the train I freaked out because a wasp landed on me and the old man opposite me grabbed it with his hand and killed it
Then he looked me in the eyes and said
‘Darling I’d be more afraid of the human race than a bug with the world we live in’ and sat back down.