The Legend of Bread
A long time ago, two races ruled over Earth.
(The screen pans out, showing a human with a rolling pin and a goat-shaped Monster with a baguette.)
One day, the Humans declared war on the Monsters.
(A human with a sharpened pizza pin and
“Baguettes have no place on the Surface!” The Humans decided. “Pizza is the way!”
After a long battle, the Humans won, and sealed the Monsters underground with pizza magic.
Many years later…
(A child with a roller pin is shown tripping down a hole.)
Legends say that those who climb Mt.Bread never return…