Lord have mercy I love your writing! Your kiss prompts are so well done that on a scale of one to even, I simply can't. Of course, leading up to that. I really want the K. :D
*takes advantage of the fact that ‘apprends moi’ (teach me) and ‘ah, prends moi’ (ah, take me) are a simple hitch of breath apart :3c*
(am i doing year-old prompts? yes i am absolutely doing year-old prompts)
S'il vous plaît = please (polite) apprends moi = teach me prends moi = take me beau gosse = approximately ‘good-looking kid’ or ‘stud’ (what marinette calls adrien instead of ‘hot stuff’ in the french dub)
dedicated to @isadorator for her help with betaing my remix, THANK YOU AGAIN ♥♥♥
and THANK YOU @mirthaculous FOR MAKING THIS MAKE SENSE YOU ARE A GODSEND ;A;
18: Underwater Kiss
Ladybug took stock of the situation:
The three of them (her, Chat, and the akuma) had been thrown into a town square of sorts: an open space that was now surrounded by walls of water on all sides. Geyser had taken a break from blasting powerful waterspouts at them to pose and laugh maniacally, but still wasn’t wearing any obvious accessories or objects that she could see.
The city at large (or what she could see of it, at least) had been turned into an elaborate deathtrap of a water-park-slash-fountain-showcase. Their attempt to curb the flooding by Cataclysming the public fountain that Geyser had designed had backfired, simply allowing more water to burst forth from beneath Paris’ paved streets. And Chat…
Chat was casting nervous, wincing glances at the last flickering light of his Miraculous.
Showering w Harry! & maybe u don't like ur body too much
Are we talking sexually or just innocent? Because either way I think he’d be really sweet. It’s a very intimate situation and he would love on you the entire time. Joking about how you’re hogging the warm water, kissing you a lot, helping you wash your hair.
I don’t think he’d think much of your body or insecurities because he’d be so happy to be naked with his girl. But if he knew you were insecure and noticed you acting that way, he’d hold you close under the hot water and kiss your face. “None'a that, love. You’re gorgeous. And I love this body of yours.”
I’m laughing cause like I have these two ocs and like they have a purely sexual relationship and the first and only time they kiss is like right at the very end of their relationship cause one guy busts into the other guy’s room while he’s in the shower because he’s leaving on v short notice and pins him to the wall under the water stream and kisses him like that, fully clothed and getting absolutely soaked in the shower and then he leaves for a job far away and then dies on that job and it’s heavily implied he knew he was gonna die on this job so that’s why he kissed him and then left
Imagine this. Derek. The grumpiest mermaid to ever grump the 7 seas. His tail is the colour of his magically hazel eyes, and he has these starfish and kelp thingies as jewelry around his arms and neck. And stiles the happiest teen to ever swim bc wow LOOK! Thats how the sea looks like?! Actual sea, not a photo! I always dreamed of thiiiiis-ohmygod its cold wow! Water!!! And mermaid mates and stiles maybe gets caught under water? And then kissing under water to help stiles breathe and save him!!
I’m sorry. I just had to. Bc literally all mermaid aus is stiles being a mermaid. But. Omg. I just. Derek would be SO fricking adorable being all grumpy with his tail, and flopping it irritated around and splashing, arms crossed, and looking so grumpy. Yeeessss…
@benaya-trash OLGA OLGA OLGA, LOOK AT THIS. I need to see this *coughs* so much *coughs*.
I adore mer!Stiles (and truthfully I probably prefer him to mer!Derek for reasons I don’t actually know myself) but gosh, I love mer!Derek too.
Can you imagine though, Derek being that mer person. The one who could so easily lure anyone to their deaths, just by looking a them, but he is a good soul, the purest soul; and yeah, maybe he grumps about it but he totally finds himself lurking by the nearest beach in case kids decide to ignore their parents and swim out a little too far to sea. Derek can’t count the number of kids he’s saved from drowning.
And Derek…humans have always intrigued him but none as much as Stiles Stilinski does. Stiles who is beautiful and smart and funny and who is such a beautiful swimmer…well, until he gets distracted by something and starts drowning that is (psssst, he totally keeps getting distracted by Derek’s tail). Derek does his utmost best to continue to appear annoyed every time Stiles starts drowning around him - he is kind of convinced Stiles does it on purpose just to get his attention - but he can’t help be drawn in by him every time, wanting to know more about him, to hold his freaking hand, goddammit.
Stiles who brings Derek books and reads to him about the mermaids from Homer’s The Odyssey, making Derek laugh. Stiles who brings Derek milk shakes, laughing in delight when Derek spits them out because ugh, they are horrible. Stiles whose face is covered in the most beautiful freckles Derek has ever seen; he’s never seen so many freckles on one person before, not like these, and he finds himself longing to touch them, to trace them with his fingers.
Derek who shows Stiles his favourite caves, telling him stories of the sea of his people. Derek who frowns, confused, at the way Stiles looks at him; most people look at him with awe, like they are looking at a painting; Stiles looks at him, making Derek feel almost nervous and self concious for the very first time in his life. Derek who “begrudgingly” holds Stiles’ surf board for him a he tries to learn to ride the waves, always panicking a little when Stiles falls off, scared he’s hurt (not that he will ever let on how panicked he gets, even if Stiles probably already knows by the way Derek dives after him under the water every time).
Basically, I need grumpy mer!Derek who is actually not that grumpy at all, who just pretends to be, but melts around kids and, of course, one Stiles Stilinski.