under the gun: guns in america

Silver Storm ( 1/?)

Summary: While on trip out of state, you were taken by Hydra. You were barely 21 at the time. Hydra took you and turned you into another asset, matching the Winter Soldier’s abilities. They injected you with a serum similar to his, wiped you,  and instructed the soldier himself to train you. He was hard on you, but when it was just the two of you he let his walls down. You were each other’s comfort, until the events of D.C when he was sent to kill Captain America. After that day, you never saw him again. You were told he abandoned you, that he was on the other side now. It’s been years since you’ve seen him, but what happens when he comes bursting through the doors of your facility?

Memories are in Italics, bold is readers thoughts *

Pairing: none so far, but Bucky x reader (eventually) , reader x avengers

Warnings: swearing, torture, violence, sadness


                                                     Chapter one

   Your life consists of three things now: killing, obeying, and training. When you don’t do one of those things, or when you show hesitation, your mind is wiped clean by your handlers. You don’t know how long it’s been since you’ve been with Hydra. How could you? You’ve been wiped so many times you’re surprised you still know how to fight. Killing, Russian, and taking orders are now burned deeply into your system. Over the last few months, memories have been slipping through the cracks of your mind. You’ve  managed to hide your reaction when they appear, not wanting to lose them again from being wiped. With the memories though comes a sharp pain, as if they are forcing their way into your mind. They aren’t ever in order; you’ll remember things from when you were a child and were with your siblings, and the next minute you’ll be reminded of the parties you attended with friends in high school. Having your memories back isn’t all good though; it means your humanity is seeping back in play, making it that much harder when your superiors send you on a kill mission. Sometimes you consider asking to be wiped to make things easier since it doesn’t seem like you’ll ever be free again.  Since Winter escaped, the security around you has been tighter. Hydra is too afraid to lose another asset.

Today, a particular memory stands out to you: a memory of the Soldier.


Your body slammed to the ground, as your superiors watched their agents punish you for being hesitant on a training set. If it wasn’t for the super soldier serum swimming in your veins, you’d most likely be dead by now. No human body could or should endure this much pain. By the time they’d finished with you, you were in the fetal position. You could feel that your ribs were cracked, your nose was broken, your arm may have been broken, and your eye was beginning to swell shut. They left you there, laughing as they exited the room. You didn’t know how long it had been, but Winter finally made his way into the room. He gently lifted you into his arms, not saying a word.

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You finally ended up in the cell where they kept the both of you. They forced you two to sleep on the concrete floor, supplying an itchy, thin blanket for each of you, and a bucket. Winter was in cryo more than you were, but when he wasn’t, you’d sleep curled into his body with his arms wrapping around you tightly.   

He laid you down over one of your spread out blankets. Whimpers left your lips at the hard ground underneath your broken body.

“Shhhhh, you’ll heal soon. Just give it a day or two, Doll.” He moved a piece of hair out of your face and left the room. He managed to come back with a makeshift icepack and towel to clean you up. He stayed with you for hours, trying to distract you from the pain, promising one day you would both be free.


   The memories of Winter always hurt you. Neither of you knew much about each other, just whatever he remembers (which wasn’t much). He repeated the name Steve a lot in his sleep, and he remembered that he fought in a war, but not which one or how old he was. He remembered falling off a train, and that’s how he lost his arm and gained his metal one. At night, when the nightmares of his memories from before Hydra and after hit him, you would pull him to you, trying to calm him. You never had memory slips when he was around; they didn’t start happening until after he left you.

  You request a training session from your superior. Maybe it’ll ease the pain of the memory away. He agrees, no questions asked. You make your way to the designated gym. It was small but held the proper equipment you need. You go straight for the punching bag. It takes a total of five punches before it flings off the chain and smacks into the wall. Anger is all you feel; the memory of the soldier just makes you feel alone, miserable, and hostile towards Hydra. Overtime you’ve realized Hydra isn’t who they claim to be while they tortured and morphed you into this soldier. They claim to be doing the world a favor, that they were the ‘good guys’. Maybe from their standpoint they are, but from yours? Hell no. You believed in freedom and justice before all this. Well at least you think you did, based on your memories. You still weren’t clear on who you were; you just knew names of people in your memories. The name they used when referring to you still felt odd to you. You only ever remember being called Silver Storm ,which, once you started being able to think for yourself again, sounded so fucking dumb. As you move to hang a new bag from the ceiling, the red alarm lights start blinking along with the shrill sound of the alarm. What the hell?

  Your handler burst into the training room. “Silver, the Avengers are breaching our system, suit up.”

At the sound of his voice, you snap into mission mode. You sprint to the gear room, pulling on your tactical black suit. It matches the one Winter use to wear, including the red star on the arm. You pull your hair into the standard braid you wear on missions, and place your mask over your mouth. As soon as you finish filling all your holsters with the proper guns and knives, you slip your comm into your ear.

“Silver Storm, ready to comply,” You announce coldly.

“The Avengers are infiltrating your home, soldier. Show them what they’re dealing with, take them all out.”

“Yes sir.”

You move swiftly through the halls, while you’re told of the Avengers locations through your comms. The closest one to you is Captain America who’s on the roof taking out agents.

“тут ничего не происходит (here goes nothing),” you mumble under your breath. You haven’t had to deal with the Avengers, so you’re not sure what to expect.

You slink your way up the stairs to the roof, readying your gun. You kick down the door, and immediately see your target. You take aim and begin shooting. He deflects the bullets with his shield, then throws it towards you. You tuck and roll, dodging his shield. Why the hell does he have a giant Frisbee?! You switch out your gun for another from one of you holsters. You take aim again, except before you shoot, your gun is shot out of your hand by an arrow. What the hell kinds of weapons do this people have? An arrow, really? You train your focus and leap straight towards Captain America. You start throwing punches, and he barely deflects them. You land four good hits to his abdomen. While he stumbles back, you whip yourself around and wrap your thighs around his neck. You take him down, cutting off his oxygen with the pressure from your thighs. You don’t hold him there long before he manages to flip you off him. You land on your back with a thud.

“Сукин сын (son of a bitch)!”

You pick yourself back up, only to be thrown backward again by him. You reach for your knives then whip them quickly at him. Two of them manage to stick, one in his shoulder and one grazing his side.

 It slows him down momentarily. You hear steps behind you, causing you to pull your gun and turn. You’re facing your superior. Oh Shit.

“I see you need help, Soldier. Your training will be changed accordingly after we finish this.” I can feel the pain already. The rest of the Avengers seem to appear out of thin air. You notice it’s not the entire team, only the Captain, Hawkeye, and Falcon. You begin shooting at the Falcon, successfully grounding him. Your superior seems to be in a hand to hand with the Captain, and the other agents are after Hawkeye. You have your target pinned to the ground wrapped between your thighs. As you begin applying more pressure around his neck, you hear a voice that wrecks your concentration.

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“Steve, duck!” Winter? You watch as he throws the Frisbee to the Captain, aiding his fight against your superior.

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“Well, Winter. Welcome home.”  You hear your handle say. In your moment of distraction, Falcon gets the upper hand, knocking you off him, and landing a hard punch to your stomach. You fumble back, mind still in overdrive at the fact he is here. He finally made it out of here, and he’s still fighting?   

You abandon Falcon as your target, letting the lower level agents go for him. You move to help against the Captain and Winter. A plan starts swirling around your mind. When you approach the three, you see your superior losing.

“Asset, finish them. Winter is against you now,” he says as he battles Captain America. You turn your gaze to the soldier. A look of recognition and sadness flashing through his eyes. You turn away, glancing back at your handler. The same handler that beat you, abused you, wiped your memory, forced you to kill, and took you away from your family. This is it. He gains the upper hand in his fight, and you pull out your last gun from it’s holster. You turn your gaze back to Winter for a second. If I fail, they will kill me. Is this worth it? Where would I go if I actually succeed? It’s now or never. You take the comm from your ear, smashing it under your boot. Then, before he can move from his spot on top of the man in red, white and blue, you spin yourself over, taking aim and shooting your superior in the back of his head. His body falls limp over the captain.

There is no going back now.

Originally posted by geekcomics

Ok so I’m watching TLD cuz Sherlock is freaking adorable and I’m just now realizing how many plot holes there are. I know everyone has been pointing these out, but this is just insane

  • why does everyone keep thinking it’s Sherlock’s blog? It’s very obviously from John’s POV, and this has never happened before. It doesn’t make sense
  • Why bring in H H Holmes for absolutely no reason other than to serve as Smith’s inspiration? Why do we need a serial killer to have a mentor?
  • why have both John and Sherlock talking to people who supposedly aren’t there, only to make one actually having been there? Why do we need that mirror then?
  • WHO IS SENDING MARY’S POSTMORTEM DVD SPECIALS??
  • who the hell is John? seriously. If he needs to have a serial killer tell him to see that his friend is suffering and in pain, question him on whether he’s actually a doctor, because seriously anyone could see that he needed help. The John we’ve seen until now, in fact any medical professional, would not wait and stand guard while his friend shoots up in the bathroom.
  • why did Sherlock say Smith had the scalpel when he in fact had the scalpel???
  • why blame Sherlock for Mary’s death? I get the whole grief, anger, and need to blame someone, but like. Really. It’s so obvious that Sherlock didn’t do anything
  • WHY DID JOHN BEAT SHERLOCK TO THE POINT OF INTENSE HOSPITALIZATION? THAT WAS JUST INSANE
  • how did Sherlock manage to notice that she was suicidal and alone and has a small kitchen but fails to notice that sHE ISN’T THE WOMAN FROM THE PICTURE HE REFERENCED. RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER
  • why the random shot of people dressed up as aliens, right before Smith filming the commercial?
  • ok this is random, but at 1:09:58, there’s a reflection of the bed in the window, but it looks like in the reflection there’s no one in the bed.
  • why does Smith say that after he’s confessed he can break America? where did America come from??
  • also, when did mycroft’s office go from a huge room, well-lit with comfortable chairs, to what looks like a prison cell, grid on the ceiling, grey metal everywhere, tiny room
  • why did the change lady smallwoods name?
  • also – if the gun Eurus shot John with was a tranquilizer gun, why did it smoke? I do not believe tranquilizer guns smoke. this one is, as we say, the smoking gun that something is up *fingers guns*

anyone wanna add or answer or just freak out with me?

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Ingram MAC M-10 submachine gun

Designed by Gordon B. Ingram c.1964 and manufactured in Stephenville, Texas for the Military Armament Corporation c.1970-73 - serial number A604801.
.45ACP 30-round M3 Grease Gun detachable box magazine, open bolt blowback full automatic, folding skeleton stock.

For all your deadly phone booth shootouts.
The MAC-10 had a short barrel and an even shorter effective range, less than an a hundred meter - that’s usually a good standard for barrels but not so much for range.
 Part of this was due to the difficulty of keeping the gun stable under the intense recoil of its blazing 1000+ rounds per minute fire rate, which was made easier when fitted with its partner Sionics two-stage suppressor.

America has always had guns. It has not always had mass shootings. And I find it mighty interesting that all the liberals screaming that conservatives and legal gunowners are somehow responsible for the rise in gun crime fail to mention that some of the deadliest mass shootings in our nation’s history have occurred under the current liberal administration. You would think that evil Republican George W. Bush would’ve seen several massacres under his administration if that were really the case.

NEW: Maryland’s ban on 45 kinds of assault weapons, and its 10-round limit on gun magazines, has been upheld by a federal appeals court. http://nbcnews.to/2kZYH2t

“Put simply, we have no power to extend Second Amendment protections to weapons of war,” Judge Robert King wrote for the court, adding that the Supreme Court’s decision in District of Columbia v. Heller explicitly excluded such coverage.

“It is absurd to hold that the most popular rifle in America is not a protected ‘arm’ under the Second Amendment,” the NRA says.

let me get something straight

So in english we were looking at ethics in ad’s and this one came up

And cause of my nosy af nature, i wanted to know how many kids died from kinder eggs, vs how many people died from guns each year. 

3.

3 children choked on kinder surprise eggs in unsupervised condition under the age of 3 (the recommended age on the egg)) in 1938

and it was banned

100′000

100000 people die every year in America from guns



so in short

some of y’all are fucking stupid

Is There Somewhere (prologue)

Summary: When you were 8 years old when a man with a metal arm killed your parents, and let scientists experiment on you. In 2005 you escaped their control and you’ve been running since, always looking over your shoulder for the man with the metal arm. Then one day he and the Avengers show up at your door, asking you to join the team.

Bucky X Reader

Words: 1204

Authors note: Bucky is not in this chapter. It just sets up the main character.

Originally posted by agentsdaily




June 1995

Your mother was beautiful; you remember the black hair that hung low on her back and the way she spoke her language. You remember how your father would put you on his shoulders as he navigated his way through the busy streets of Manila. You remember him telling you about his country, the tall buildings of New York City and how the people there were always in such a hurry. You had it good, your parents loved each other and you got everything you ever wanted. Until one day you has nothing. 

It was a beautiful warm evening in the Philippines, you had just gone to bed and you could hear your parents laughing in their balcony. You were suddenly woken up by a loud crashing coming from your bedroom window. Your dad barged into your room and the man wearing black clothes and a mask that covered most of his face shot your father between the eyes. He put you over his right shoulder as he pulled your father’s lifeless body into the kitchen. Your mother stepped in front of him with a gun in her hand, pleading the man to leave you alone. You saw as the man grabbed your mother by the throat and throw her across the room, she slid down, blood coming out from her head and leaving a streak on the wall.

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England vs America

I am British and let me fucking tell you, if I went to America I would be royally fucked. Things I would get yelled at for pronouncing ‘wrong’:

- plaid 'played’
- capri sun 'cappery sun’
- saying 'trolley’ instead of 'shopping cart’
- saying 'full stop’ instead of 'period’
- I would be fucked on the grading system, where are the numbers? What the hell is a Freshman?
- WHY THE FUCK DO YOU BOTTLE TEA WHAT IS THAT
- WHO MICROWAVES TEA I AM EXTREMELY UPSET
- mom 'mum’
- If I call you babe or love I’m not coming onto you I swear it’s just a nickname
- parking lot 'car park’
- aeroplane 'airplane’
- The fucks an eggplant? 'Aubergine’
- counterclockwise 'anticlockwise’
- I don’t know the queen she’s just this really cool chick that runs our country and owns a shit load of Corgi’s
- DO NOT SAY FANNY IN ENGLAND. IT MEANS VAGINA. IT MEANS VAGINA AND YOU WILL GET FUNNY LOOKS FOR SAYING YOU HURT YOUR FANNY.
-Ya’ll giving your babies pacifiers, we call em’ dummies
-Why you putting z’s on everything?
-British people love American accents just as much as you love British ones.
-We never have guns, they’re all illegal unless you go through hell trying to get a license. You pulling guns and shit out from under your bed I will probably pass out.
-football means soccer
-You call a 'fringe’ 'bangs’ ??
-the word popsicle terrifies me because of herbert from family guy (ice lolly/ice pop)
-popping to the loo, hitting the john
-DONT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR PUTTING AN S ON THE WORD MATH (MATHS)

I just want you to know I bloody love America, you are the most laid back kids ever I’m just scared of my illiteracy ♡

Bloody Hell (Steve Rogers x Reader)

I used a vast amount of british phrases in this just because extra britishness

-Jazz

Request; Hey! I absolutely love your imagines, they make me laugh and give me feels and I wish they were real. I was wondering if I could request a Steve imagine where he’s dating the reader who’s from Britain and the Avengers keep joking that America’s under British control again. Thank you so much xxxxx

Other characters featured; sam, bucky 

KEY

Y/N - Your name

Y/L/N - Your Last Name

Warnings; language 

Word count; 396 

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derplord  asked:

#3 or #21 with stony for the ask meme pretty please? :)

I already completed #3, here’s 21! There is a cut


Steve crouched next to the corner, holding his makeshift shield at the ready. The floor had been polished to a mirror finish, and Steve used it to his advantage. He tipped his head just enough to see the enemy creeping through the living room. A little closer, four more meters… three…. Two… Steve leapt from his position, holding the serving tray up to shield his head.

His opponent let out a startled noise and fired his weapon, the discharge making a sharp fwapfwapfwap noise as it hit the serving try and ricocheted off in bursts of cold droplets. Steve hit him in the chest, tray first, and bowled him over the coffee table. They landed on the shaggy white carpet with a mutual oof. Steve pressed down on the serving tray and reared up to his knees, drawing his pistol and firing into the other man’s face.

“Cheat!” Tony sputtered, twisting his head to avoid the streams of water, “You are cheater, Steve, such a cheater!” He pushed against the serving tray and tried to shove Steve off. He managed to get one hand up Steve’s shirt, fingers scrabbling like insect legs on Steve’s side. Jolting and suppressing a laugh, Steve twisted to the side to trap Tony’s hand against his ribs.

“Wow,” Tony said, looking up at him, wide-eyed. “I did not know you had a weak spot like that. Captain America is ticklish!”

“I am not,” Steve tried, but jumped again when Tony managed to get just enough wiggle room to tickle at his ribs.

“You are! Does Coulson even know about this? Am I the sole possessor of this diabolic knowledge?”

Laughing, Steve aimed the water gun for Tony’s goatee and then gasped as a sharp stream of water hit him right between the legs. He looked down to see that Tony had wedged his water gun under Steve’s knee and fired up at his crotch. Cackling, he fired again, fwipfwipfwip.

“Oh, now who’s the cheater?” Steve asked, prying his gun away.

“You’re holding me down!” Tony gasped out between wracking waves of giggles.

“You literally hit me below the belt, Tony.”

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American Horror Story: America


Toddlers are finding guns at home and shooting themselves, teens result to killing each other to dispute arguments, mass murder sprees are a just norm, suicide by guns are the most common and I’ve even read where a dog found it’s owners gun and accidentally blew the dude’s foot off…
It’s like guns are more common than sewer rats in NYC. Everytime there’s a shooting in America there’s immediate talks about gun control regs and nothing happens afterwards. Buying a gun is like buying skittles in certain states it’s that easy, no licenses, no permits and kids under 18 just require their parents permission to carry a gun. WTF America enough is enough.

anonymous asked:

Charlie im new to hockey, what IS team north america why is it so good and tragic what happened

OKAY SO

this summer this thing happened called the world cup of hockey (which is different then just.. worlds) which hasn’t happened since 2004 and this time the teams were a little different. you had your canada, your usa, your sweden, russia, and finland but also two new teams. the first was europe which was a sort of hodgepodge of players from different european nations and then

team north america

made up of all players from usa and canada, all 23 or under, the young guns basically. and man, guns they were. they kicked major ass in all of their exhibition games, then during the actual tournament they murdered finland and even though they lost to russia it was an amazing game to watch and then they played sweden and walked away with an AMAZING win not because it was easy but because it was incredibly exciting but also turned totally heartbreaking because then russia played finland and kicked their asses, but because of that and because NA also lost to russia, NA did not get to advance. that was it. they were done.

so basically one of the most exciting, talented, energetic and just downright spectacular teams to have existed only got to play three games and we all felt robbed partly because basically everyone wanted to see canada play NA. they were just such a good team and they were so… fun to watch? and because it was all these young kids (at least one of them played their first game as a member of NA before even playing for the NHL this season) full of talent and love for the game it was so emotional to see them come to an end so soon. especially because there’s been a lot of talk about not bringing the team back next time they do a world cup.

now keep in mind with all this i’m not a hockey expert just an avid fan who cries over team NA a lot. i also suggest watching this video because steve dangle is amazing and does a really good job summing up how we all feel about team NA and the WCH

https://youtu.be/9sRfnvOtQfQ

I can't even begin to put into words how good it feels to finally know that the person who will soon be in charge of my country won't be constantly attacking my 2nd Amendment rights every chance he gets.

I’ve only been a gun owner since January of 2012, so all I know is life as a gun owner under the Obama Administration.

I know that we must always continue to fight for our rights and stay vigilant, but man it sure feels good to finally take a quick sigh of relief.

I love the 2nd Amendment and everything that it entails.

I love the United States of America.

Marvel Betrayed Us With Cap!

Capitan America was filmed right on my door step in Manchester. So much so as I was gaming I could hear the gun shots from my gaming store, and had to walk a different way to the train station, because that is where it was filmed. One of my friends even worked on set. You can imagine how excited we all were about that?

In fact that was the only reason why I saw it.

I thought Cap would be all gun ho lets go and kill some Nazi’s. Them against us, I kill bad guys for America etc. etc. But I was wrong, and he went under my radar because of my preconceptions about him. I was so wrong that him and Iron Man are actually my favourite super hero’s (So yeah civil war was rough for me) now. I think it is because my Great Granddad was a commando in WWII and he told me what the American’s were like to deal with, and how much they fucked up his stealth missions with their gun ho, woo lets kill us some Nazi’s attitude. 

What won me in the film, was when the scientist asked him about if he wanted to kill Nazi’s, but he replied with no, he wanted to stand up to bullies. That was the moment I loved him. 

He didn’t want to kill people because he was told they were “the bad guys”. He disliked them as a concept, to the core. He felt that what the Nazi’s stood for was wrong, and against the purist concepts of what America should be, what people should be. That is what is amazing about him.  

It was because he was so pure to the core, that the fact even though he was frozen in ice. That when he came back, to modern day that he still had plenty of things to fight for because of the ideal’s he believed to the core. That those same darknesses that the Nazi party had still in some ways exist today. Just in different forms and that we need to fight that. 

So for him to be Hydra all along? Fuck you Marvel! Fuck you, you betrayed us!

Capitan America was an icon, that would stand up for all those innocent people who were wronged because of the way they were born, and things they couldn’t help. It wasn’t just Jewish people that suffered from the hands of the Nazi’s.   

He choose a shield, because he wanted to protect people!

Who didn’t tear up, even a little at this scene? Yeah…

That scene is so Capitan America.

It was never the Nazi’s that Captain America wanted to stop, but the evil they stood for. That darkness that they were spreading across Europe. It doesn’t matter that Hydra “technically” differs from Nazi’s slightly, they share some of the core beliefs. The core belief’s that Captain America that has always fought against. 

How could you destroy him in such away Marvel? How could you?

Cap would never join Hydra! Never!

51 Hetalia Headcanons

Hetalia headcanons:

1. All countries normally dress up for world meetings.

2. America owns a Harley and a Ford pickup and loves them both.

3. America does NOT have 50 children representing the states. He is all of his states united. 

4. Countries with hair curls (e.g. Canada, Italy north and south, etc.) do have those curls fall out, though it takes longer than normal hair. When they show up to meetings, others barely recognize them. Countries such as America and Austria, who have cowlicks with multiple hairs, rarely have this happen to them, but when all of their hairs fall out and form nothing at all, people freak out.

5. Ukraine can play the Бандура very well. Both she and her male version have been in various bandurist groups under various fake names.

6. Liechtenstein is starting a gun collection of her own. Switzerland has no objection to this, and shows her how to care for her guns properly. 

7. America is a total space and aliens geek. He always makes sure to be the first to know about anything outside of our atmosphere.

8. Russia, having two sisters, knows full well how touchy and moody some girls get on their period, and is actually very sensitive and touchy around the female countries during theirs. 

9. Canada is an avid fan of A Dose of Buckley, and he’s gotten most of the nations to watch him too. 

10. When the nations hear patriotic music, they get a slight ego boost, but more than that, they get proud of their people. 

11. Austria, despite his formal speech and attitude, is quite a prankster. Only Hungary knows about this, and they have been known to prank the Beilschmidt household, as well as many former Soviet Union members.

12. Many of the older female nations tend to treat the younger ones as little sisters/daughters by giving them advice and taking them out.

13. All countries have one or two (depending on the size–some have more) towns or cities that know that they’re countries and they don’t have to hide it from anyone.

14. N. Italy, when he has to kill somebody, makes it personal, has them know that he killed them. For this reason, he prefers a blade and is only okay with guns. He doesn’t like weapons of mass distraction, such as bombs or grenades. 

15. China is not an uber uke. He is as strong, powerful country.

16. All countries can speak the languages they were raised on, their official language(s) and (in some cases) border country languages, at the least.

17. Every country has had their badass moments throughout history.

18. Lovino plays the viola and Feliciano plays the violin.

19. Canada and America have a great brotherly relationship. They like to play hockey and baseball together.

20. Estonia is in the process of rick rolling every country.

21. America’s has a mermaid tatoo on his foot that represents key west.

22. When countries fall in love, it normally ends badly for both parties emotionally, whether it be country x country or country x human.

23. (active) volcanoes are zits, mountains are freckles, and canyons are small scars or wrinkles.

24. Every country has had their jerk moments as well. Some countries have had these worse than others.

25. The countries with ero-zones could not feel the effects of it being pulled/touched until their hormones are released and they’re sexually attracted to others.

26. America does not have rock hard abs. He isn’t huge, but he’s squishy. However, his arm and leg muscles are very toned.

27. Hungary, even now, has a more boyishly built body.

28. Ukraine’s pitchfork is reminiscent of a tryzub.

29. America ships Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty and pictured them having a pet eagle.

30. Ukraine’s a virlycha in Plast

31. England has the collection of Sherlock Holmes stories as well as the novels.

32. Poland pretended to be a girl for a day for the kicks and giggles and nobody could tell he was actually male.

33. Feliciano is a tenor and is rather obnoxious about practicing loudly, with the window open.

34. Every country has one outfit in their closet per era of architecture.

35. America is a closet lover of musicals and theater.

36. Russia, despite the fact that he is okay with cuddling in a relationship, he is uncomfortable initiating or talking about anything beyond that.

37. Italy has a ridiculously fast metabolism, causing him to barely gain any weight despite eating as much pasta as he does.

38. America is both a Star Wars fan and a Trekkie, and he honestly can’t pick his favorite.

39. America was very proud of jazz because it was the first style he could really claim as his. He’s still a fan and follows the jazz scene.

40. Germany and Prussia were nazis and they won’t deny it, but they feel extraordinarily guilty about it now and try their best to make up for it.

41. Occasionally, after meetings, the countries redo the Epic Rap Battles of History. 

42. America is an Eagle Scout.

43. Ukraine is a fan of Verka Serduchka

44. After the Maidan, Russia and Ukriane had a huge fight, fists and everything. 

45. After the fight, Russia stopped wearing Ukraine’s scarf.

46. Sometimes, Germany, Italy, and Japan go out to sleep under the stars.

47. Japan and America like to watch anime and cartoons together.

48. Germany and Prussia make a point to support small bars and taverns in their country.

49. When Italy lifts weights, he can lift an inordinate amount of weight, but only if it’s pasta.

50. During the Eurovision Song Contest, America throws a karaoke party for those who aren’t eligible.

51. America plays all brass instruments well

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Really, dude? Really? There are so many things wrong with this Cheetos looking ass guy’s statement. 

a) If Trump wants to protect the Americans, why the hell does he “forget” to mention that the Orlando mass shooter was born in New York and therefore a legal American citzien whose parents happen to be of Afghan descent? 

b) Generalising a whole fucking religion with over 1.6 billion members, making up 23% of the world’s population. Well done. On another note, I’m curious about how the Mayor of London is going to visit America for important meetings and work concerning foreign policies since he is Muslim. Oops. 

c) Trump is against banning people, who are/were on the terror watch list, from buying guns. Did I tell you that the Orlando mass shooter was under FBI investigation for connections to terrorism two separate times in 2013 and 2014, meaning he was on the terror watch list? :) 

d) Did you know that the National Rifle Association—an American non-profit organisation which advocates for gun rights—endorses Trump? I wonder if these lobbyists attempted to influence Trump’s decision regarding the Gun Control Act with money… Ah, nonsense! As if, right? 

e) And lastly, fuck Trump. We don’t like Trump. Trump is against gay marriages. Trump is a part of America’s crooked system, which is not only influenced by hypermasculine beliefs, but also by homophobia and everything that goes against their toxic ideologies. 

How can anybody vote for this joke? Seriously…

At this point, America is now having a mass shooting a day. And you STILL have willfully delusional idiots arguing guns aren’t the problem.

“Guns are just a tool! I am the weapon!”

Yeah, guys. Let us know when you egotistical pricks decide to join the real world again. 

Because, in reality, a pathetic weakling like Adam Lanza can’t kill 26 people in under eight minutes with a fucking screwdriver or penknife. He’s not Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee. 

He needs a military-style weapon for that, you sad, ill, unconscionable morons.

After a mass killing in 1996 at Port Arthur where 35 people died and 20 were injured, Australia passed a comprehensive firearms act that didn’t ban guns but placed logical restrictions on them. Despite having a strong frontier gun culture, Australia went from a firearms mortality rate of 2.6 in 100,000 (one-quarter the U.S. rate) in 1996 to under one in 100,000, less than a tenth of the U.S. rate.
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NYPD Officer Hitting Teen In The Face With His Gun

BROOKLYN — Two NYPD officers are under criminal investigation after punching and bashing a 16-year-old suspect in the face with a gun despite the teen raising his hands to surrender, according to a video obtained by DNAinfo New York.

As the teen stops running, one officer throws a punch at his face. Then, as the suspect raises his hands, the other officer clocks him with his gun.