under sea journey the little mermaid

justanotheroddball  asked:

I would like to know the story behind Tucker and Church if you have one.

Originally posted by existentialmiranda

Ooooohohoho man i was wondering who was gonna go for that and hokay *cracks knuckles* bear with me cuz this is leeeeeeengthyyyyyyyy

(but also a quick warning, there’s implied sexual assault)

Tucker and Church first met in freshman year of college at a university in Austin. It was in a mandatory but absolutely bullshit and useless freshman/first year seminar class, the professor was incompetent and rude and stuck up, and after so many times of being docked on their grades or told to get out of the classroom, you can’t help but bond with someone over that kind of mutually shared spite and loathing over a professor. Around their sophomore year, Tucker got the brilliant idea that they should GTFO of Austin for Spring Break. so they snatch up the credit card digits off of Church’s asshole of a dad to buy themselves cheap ass coach seats to fly to the west coast in search of the Promised Land that was getting hella drunk and getting LAID. The first two nights were comprised of exactly the drunken debauchery you’d expect from every stereotypical 90′s college movie.

but on the third night, Tucker, tipsy, wanders off to the beach by himself, stumbles upon a funky rock in the sand that, when he picked it up, turned out to be a mysterious glowy sword that, to this day, he doesn’t actually know what it does or what it can do, other than look badass. Picking up the sword is regarded as A Terrible Idea, as a deep-sea mermaid dubbed Crunchbite had been looking for that exact sword to lay claim on it, only to find they were beaten to the punch by a drunk college student. Go figure.

So using the best and oldest trick in the book, Crunchbite honks at Tucker. Tucker may not understand what they were saying, but Tucker *knows* a insult to his grandma when he sees one and he is not one to let someone slander Grammie Bernadine, and he’s especially drunk enough to go punch them for it, so he gets about waist deep into the ocean water when Crunchbite drags him down into the water. When he comes to later, Tucker realizes he has a fishy tail, a hangover, and the distinct ugly feeling that he needs to watch his back around Crunchbite. And for a while, he’s pretty alright, mermaids are cool, this is cool, hell yeah, he’s got a sword, he’s way more badass than Ariel, suck it disney! But, he also comes to the conclusion very quickly that as awesome as the sword is and the novelty of the idea of being a mermaid is, it is going to be incredibly lonely to remain that way. So Crunchbite makes him a deal; find a way to break his ownership of the sword, and Crunchbite will see about finding a way to make him human again. Spoiler alert: they don’t find a way to break his claim on the sword, and Crunchbite decides to take their feelings on that matter out on Tucker while he’s sleeping, a fact of which Tucker still won’t acknowledge or let himself think about years later. Fucker didn’t even tell him how to become human again, or that the shape-shifting legs trick was only temporary.

Meanwhile, on top side, Church woke up in pool house, hungover, and distinctly aware that Tucker was missing. After four days of searching for him but finding no Tucker, he’s in a panic because his best friend has been MISSING OR FOUR DAYS AND THEY ARE OUT OF TOWN until one morning Tucker’s in the sand, no tail, and he smells like he practically marinated himself in the ocean for days. They argue about where he was, why he wouldn’t answer Church’s texts or phone-calls, and Church notices that as they are walking to their motel, Tucker is getting sicker, and paler, and his skin is cracking, and then he’s vomiting, and by the time they get to the motel, he’s shoved Tucker into the bathtub overflowing with water, has gone to the tiny ass mini fridge to get water, and comes back to a seahorse mermaid in their bathtub, whose skin has re-hydrated back to a healthy look, but he’s still throwing up, and oh god is that a pouch why is it growing, Tucker why do you have a tail, what the fuck iS HAPPENING

(from that day forward, Church had sworn off ever drinking Everclear.and body-shots… until Tex kicks ass and takes names and comes busting down the door into his life, and then he just swears off Everclear)

They’re still stuck in the motel another few days because a) they misplaced the credit card and don’t have a car, and b) they are both actually deeply concerned about how the stress of maintaining temporary legs and forcing himself to deal with severe dehydration for such a journey might kill Tucker or the little squishy baby growing in him or both, and oh yeah, he’s definitely showing he’s pregnant, Church is freaking out because “Tucker how the FUCK did you gET PREGNANT“ “How do you fucking THINK I did Church I got fucked, asshole” “BUT HOW YOURE A DUDE” “APPARENTLY WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SEAHORSES” “THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU AND WHOEVER THE FUCK USE A CONDOM FUCKASS” “BECAUSE HE’S A MERMAID FROM THE NIGHTMARE AND CTHULU PLAYLAND ZONE OF THE OCEAN CHURCH THE WORD CONTRACEPTIVE DOESN’T EXIST UNDER THE SEA” “DID YOU JUST MAKE A FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID REFERENCE” “SHUT THE FUCK UP CHURCH”

anyway, they “rent” (read:steal) a boat and go out to sea so Tucker can try and find Crunchbite to demand some actual answers and results for turning back human, and also just to punch that fucker in the fish’nads. Instead of Crunchbite, they find Crunchbite’s clan, who, as soon as they see Tucker, pregnant, with the glowy sword, they aRE PISSED THEY ARE PISSED OFF AT THE FUCKBOIYERY THAT HAS BEEN DONE TO TUCKER THEY ARE HONKING WITH SUCH FURY THAT A MAN LISTENING TO THE SONAR ON HIS SHIP WAS SUDDENLY ASSAULTED BY HONKING EVEN THE BOAT CHURCH WAS ON GOT ROCKED BY THE SHEER FORCE OF ENRAGED HONKING but to be honest, they hadn’t seen Crunchbite in a while, they’d actually gone missing. last they saw them Crunchbite was honking at a fisherman who was really really REALLY fond of knock knock jokes.

*cough little did they know that crunchbite got swept away by a storm and washed up on a beach to be found by a border patrol that featured a certain sea witch disguised as a human wearing orange who kept saying lets kill it, and a former mermaid wearing green who tried to convince the others hey lets not kill it but then they killed Crunchbite anyway cough*

so back at shore Tucker and Church keep arguing about keeping his squishy or not, to the point that Tucker nopes out into the sea. Church goes back to the motel to try to cool down, but bumps into a local and his service pup–THAT IS NOT A PUPPY THAT IS A FUCKING BEHEMOTH. And then said local and their service behemoth almost ruins his otherwise smooth attempt at flirting with the kickass lady he had met at one of the parties for spring break. Tucker gets so distracted by being angry that he swims right into some fishing nets. A local spots him, and helps untangle him from the nets, and well, he can’t pretend he’s not a mermaid when the guy had to get handsy with him to get him out of the net, so Tucker figures it can’t hurt to be honest with the guy who just helped him, whose name is Donut, who starts gushing because OH MY GOD NOT ONLY DID HE JUST RESCUE A CUTIE PATOOTIE MERMAID BUT HE GON HAVE AN EVEN CUTER PATOOTIER MERBAB SIGN THIS LIGHTISH RED BOY UP FOR THAT BABY SHOWER. “uh, actually, given how quickly lil junior’s growing in there, i don’t think we’ll even have time for a baby shower.” “Nonsense, Tucker! There’s always time for a quickie!” “hmm, yeah I guess you’re ri—-wait what”

Tucker and Church stay in Blood Gulch for the obvious reason of the baby coming and that Church comes up with excuse after excuse after a fabricated doctor’s note after fabricated doctor’s note (he’s never bee so thankful to be a computer science major) to get them out of trouble with the university. By the end of the month, though, Church has to go back to Austin for school and because of family, unknowingly when Tucker goes into labor. When he comes back a few months later, it’s with the news that everyone either thinks Tucker died, caught some super-evolved std, or that he’s just otherwise unable to come back to Austin for health or family reasons. Also, Church decided that college was bullshit and he doesn’t need a degree when he’s already fuckin smarter than literally everyone else around him when it comes to technology and gadgetry anyway. Within the year Church moves to Blood Gulch, starts an off-and-on relationship with Tex, who strong-arms him into telling her the truth about Tucker, and after some friction they bond over beer, drunk shenanigans, and bitching about Church.

 *throws up confetti* and that’s the tale of Tucker and Church!

MOVIES MASTERLIST
  •  Snow White And The Seven Dwarves 
  •  Pinocchio 
  •  Fantasia 
  •  Fantasia 2000 
  •  Dumbo 
  •  Bambi 
  •  Bambi II 
  •  Saludos Amigos 
  • The Three Caballeros
  •  Make Mine Music 
  • Fun and Fancy Free 
  •  Melody Time 
  •  The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad 
  •  Cinderella 
  •  Alice in Wonderland 
  •  Peter Pan
  •  Lady and the Tramp 
  •  Sleeping Beauty 
  •  101 Dalmatians 
  •  The Sword in the Stone 
  •  The Jungle Book 
  •  The Aristocats 
  •  Robin Hood 
  •  The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 
  • The Rescuers 
  •  The Rescuers Down Under
  •  The Fox and the Hound 
  •  The Black Cauldron 
  •  The Great Mouse Detective 
  •  Oliver & Company 
  •  The Little Mermaid 
  •  The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea 
  •  Beauty and the Beast 
  •  Aladdin 
  •  The Lion King
  •  The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride 
  •  Pocahontas 
  •  Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 
  •  The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
  •  Hercules 
  • Mulan 
  •  Mulan II 
  •  Tarzan 
  • Tarzan II 
  •  Dinosaur 
  • The Emperor’s New Groove 
  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire 
  • Atlantis: Milo’s Return 
  • Lilo & Stitch 
  • Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch 
  • Treasure Planet 
  • Brother Bear 
  • Brother Bear 2 
  • Home on the Range 
  • Chicken Little 
  • Meet the Robinsons 
  •  Bolt 
  • The Princess and the Frog 
  • Tangled (HD) 
  • Wreck-It Ralph 

PIXAR

  • Toy Story 
  • Toy Story 2 
  • Toy Story 3 
  • A Bug’s Life 
  •  Monsters, Inc.
  •  Finding Nemo 
  • The Incredibles 
  • Cars 
  • Cars 2 
  • Ratatouille 
  • WALL-E
  • Up 
  • Brave 

MOVIES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

  • (500) Days Of Summer
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • 13 Going On 30
  • 17 Again
  • 21 Jump Street
  • 21 and over
  • 27 Dresses
  • 300
  • 30 Days Of Night
  • 30 Minutes Or Less
  • 40 year old virgin
  • 50 First Dates
  • A:
  • A Cinderella Story
  • A Knights Tale
  • A Walk To Remember
  • The adventures of Tintin
  • accepted
  • Across the universe
  • After Sex (2000)
  • After Sex (2007)
  • Alice In Wonderland (1951)
  • Alice In Wonderland (2010)
  • The Amazing Spiderman
  • American Beauty
  • American Pie
  • American Pie 2
  • American Pie Presents: Band Camp
  • American Pie Presents: Beta House
  • American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love
  • American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
  • American Reunion 
  • American Wedding
  • Anchorman
  • Angels and Demons
  • Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging
  • Another Cinderella Story 
  • Aquamarine
  • Are We Done Yet
  • Are We There Yet
  • The art of getting by
  • Artificial Intelligence
  • Attack the block
  • avatar
  • The Avengers
  • Away we go
  • Back to the Future
  • Bad Teacher
  • Batman Begins
  • Batman: The Dark Knight
  • Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
  • Battle Royale
  • Beastly
  • Beautiful Creatures
  • Beauty And The Beast
  • Because I said so
  • Beetlejuice
  • Bend it like beckham
  • Beverly Hills Ninja
  • Big Fish
  • Black Swan
  • Blair Witch Project
  • Blue Valentine
  • Body Heat
  • The Bounty Hunter
  • The body in striped pyjamas 
  • Brave
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Bride Wars
  • Bridesmaids
  • Bridge to terabithia
  • Bring It On Again
  • Bring It On All Or Nothing
  • Bring It On Fight To The Finish
  • Bring It On- In It To Win It
  • Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
  • Burlesque
  • Camp Rock
  • Camp Rock 2: The final jam
  • Captain America: The First Avenger
  • Casablanca
  • Casper
  • Castaway
  • Castle In The Sky
  • The cat returns
  • Catch me if you can
  • The Change-Up
  • chatroom
  • Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
  • Cheaper by the dozen 
  • Chicago
  • Children of Men
  • Cinderella (1950)
  • Clash Of The Titans
  • Click
  • The clique
  • Coach Carter
  • Cloud Atlas
  • Clueless
  • Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
  • Couples retreat
  • Confessions Of A Shopaholic
  • Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
  • Constantine
  • Coraline
  • Corpse Bride
  • Crazy Stupid Love
  • Cyberbully
  • Daddy Day Camp
  • Daddy Day Care
  • Dark Shadows
  • David And Lisa (1998) {In Parts)
  • Dead poet’s society
  • Dear John
  • Definitely, Maybe
  • Despicable Me
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
  • Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules
  • The Dictator
  • django unchained
  • Donnie Darko
  • Dreamgirls
  • Drive
  • Dude, Where`S My Car?
  • Due Date
  • Dumb and dumber
  • E:
  • Easy A
  • Easy Virtue
  • Ella Enchanted
  • Enchanted
  • Eragon
  • eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
  • Fast Five
  • Fight Club
  • Fired Up
  • The first time
  • Final Destination 
  • Final Destination 2
  • Final Destination 3
  • Final Destination 4
  • Final Destination 5
  • Footloose
  • Forrest gump
  • Frankenweenie
  • Freaky Friday
  • Friends With Benefits
  • The Frighteners
  • Gabriel
  • Gamer
  • Garden state
  • Get Smart
  • Gnomeo And Juliet
  • girl interrupted
  • The girl next door
  • God Bless America
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Grease
  • Great Expectations (1998)
  • The Great Gatsby (2013 - cam quality)
  • The Green Hornet
  • Ground-hog day
  • Grown-Ups
  • Hairspray
  • Hall Pass
  • Hannah Montana The Movie
  • Hansel & Gretel the witch hunters
  • Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone
  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
  • Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
  • Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
  • Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
  • Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Pt 1
  • Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Pt 2
  • The Hangover
  • The Hangover Part 2 
  • The Help
  • The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
  • High school musical
  • High school musical 2
  • High school musical 3
  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
  • Hocus Pocus
  • The Holiday
  • Holes
  • Home Alone
  • Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
  • House at the end of the street
  • Hook
  • Horrible Bosses
  • Horton Hears A Who
  • The Host
  • The Hot Chick
  • Hot Tub Time Machine
  • Hotel For Dogs
  • Hotel Transylvania
  • The House Bunny
  • The Hunger Games
  • How To Train Your Dragon
  • I Am Number Four
  • I am legend
  • I Love You Beth Cooper
  • I Love You, Man
  • Ice Age
  • Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
  • Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs
  • Immortals
  • The impossible
  • Inception
  • The Incredible’s
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
  • Insidious
  • Interview With The Vampire
  • Into the wild
  • Iron Man
  • Iron Man 2
  • Iron man 3
  • The island
  • It’s Complicated
  • It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Jackass 3D
  • Jackass 3.5
  • Jack the giant slayer
  • Jaws
  • James Dean
  • Jennifer’s Body
  • John Tucker Must Die
  • Julie & Julia
  • Jumper
  • Juno
  • Jurassic Park
  • Jurassic Park: the lost world
  • Just Friends
  • Just Go With It
  • Just Like Heaven
  • Just Married
  • Just My Luck
  • Katy Perry: Part Of Me
  • Keith
  • The Kids Are Alright
  • Kite Runner
  • Kick ass
  • Knight And Day
  • Knocked up
  • Labor Pains
  • Last Holiday
  • The Last Song
  • Leap year
  • Legally blonde
  • Legion
  • Lemony Snicket`S A Series Of Unfortunate Events
  • Les Miserables
  • Letters To Juliet
  • Life As We Know It
  • Life of Pi
  • Lilo & Stitch
  • The Lion King
  • The Little Mermaid
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Little Nicky
  • Looper
  • LOL
  • Lolita (1997)
  • The Lorax
  • Lost in Translation
  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
  • Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
  • Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
  • Lord of The Rings: The Return Of The King
  • Love Actually
  • Love & Basketball
  • Love And Other Drugs
  • Love Wrecked
  • The Lovely Bones
  • The Lucky One
  • Madagascar
  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
  • Madeline
  • Magic Mike
  • Mama
  • Mamma Mia
  • Margin Call
  • Marley & Me
  • Mars Attacks!
  • The Mask
  • Mean Girls
  • Mean Girls 2
  • Meet The Spartans
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Men in black
  • Men in black II
  • Men in black III
  • Mirrormask
  • Miss Congeniality
  • Miss Congeniality 2
  • Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
  • Monster House
  • Monsters House
  • Monsters, Inc.
  • Monte Carlo
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Moonrise kingdom
  • Mr & Mrs Smith
  • My sisters keeper
  • Nancy Drew
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Nemo
  • Never Been Kissed
  • Never Let Me Go
  • New York Minute
  • Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Nims Island
  • No Strings Attached
  • The Notebook
  • Now you see me 
  • The Odd Life of Timothy Green
  • One Day
  • Orphan
  • The Other Guys
  • Oz the great and powerful
  • Panic Room
  • Paranormal Activity
  • Paranormal Activity 2
  • Paranormal Activity 3
  • Paranormal Activity 4
  • ParaNorman
  • The parent trap
  • Paul
  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop
  • Penelope
  • Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief
  • Perks Of Being A Wallflower
  • Peter Pan (2003)
  • Peter Pan Original
  • Pineapple Express
  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of Black Pearl
  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End
  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Strangers Tides
  • Pitch perfect
  • the place beyond the pines
  • Pocahontas
  • The Poker House
  • Ponyo
  • premium rush
  • Pretty in pink
  • Pretty woman
  • Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time
  • Princess Mononoke
  • The princess bride
  • The Princess Diaries
  • The Princess Diaries 2
  • Project X
  • The Proposal
  • The Purge
  • P.S, I love you
  • Rataouille
  • Red Riding Hood
  • Remember Me
  • Rent
  • Repo! The Genetic Opera
  • Resident Evil
  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse
  • Resident Evil: Extinction
  • Resident Evil: Afterlife
  • Resident Evil: Retribution
  • The Road To El Dorado
  • Robots
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Role Models#mce_temp_url#
  • Romeo and Juliet (1996)
  • The Roommate 
  • Rush Hour
  • Saw
  • Saw II
  • Saw III
  • Saw IV
  • Saw V
  • Saw VI
  • Saw 3D
  • Scary Movie
  • Scary Movie 2
  • Scary Movie 3
  • Scary Movie 4
  • Scary Movie 5
  • School of rock
  • Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
  • Sex and the city
  • Sex and the city 2
  • Shawn of the Dead
  • Shawshank redemption
  • She’s The Man
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • She’s the man
  • Shrek
  • Shrek 2
  • Shrek the third
  • Shrek forever after
  • Silence of the lambs
  • Silent Hill
  • Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
  • Sinister
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • The Sitter
  • Sky High
  • Skyfall
  • Slc Punk
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • Small Soldiers
  • The Smurfs
  • The social network
  • Snow White (1937)
  • snow white and the huntsman
  • Something Borrowed
  • Somewhere
  • Sorority Row
  • Spiderman
  • Spiderman 2
  • Spiderman 3
  • Spirited Away
  • Spring breakers
  • Star wars: A new hope
  • Star wars: The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star wars: Return of the Jedi
  • Star wars: The Phantom Menace
  • Star wars: Attack of the Clones
  • Star wars:  Revenge of the Sith
  • Starstruck
  • Step Brothers
  • The Stepfather
  • Step Up
  • Step Up 3d
  • Suddenly 30 / 13 Going On 30
  • Suicide Room
  • Super 8
  • Superbad
  • Sucker punch
  • sweeney todd
  • Sweet Home Alabama
  • The Switch
  • T:
  • Taken
  • Tangled
  • Taylor Swift - Journey To Fearless
  • Ted
  • Ten Inch Hero
  • Texas chainsaw massacre
  • Thirteen
  • This Means War
  • Thor
  • Titanic
  • The Time Travelers Wife
  • Total recall (2012)
  • Tooth Fairy
  • Transformers
  • Transformers: revenge of the fallen
  • Transformers: dark of the moon
  • Tron Legacy
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Twilight
  • Twilight: New Moon
  • Twilight: Eclipse
  • Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1
  • Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2
  • U:
  • The Ugly Truth
  • Unbreakable
  • Underworld
  • Underworld: Awakening
  • Underworld: Evolution
  • Underworld: Raise Of The Lycans
  • Up
  • V For Vendetta
  • Valentine’s Day
  • Vampires Suck
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • The Vow
  • War horse
  • Warm bodies
  • Water For Elephants
  • Wedding Crashers
  • The wedding singer
  • What to expect when you’re expecting
  • What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
  • What’s Your Number
  • When In Rome
  • Whip It
  • White chicks
  • Wild Child
  • Wreck-it ralph
  • Wristcutters: A love story
  • World War Z (cam quality)
  • The Woman In Black
  • The witches of eastwick
  • Yes man
  • You Got Served
  • Young Adult
  • Youth In Revolt
  • Zombieland
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
  • Amusement
  • Autopsy
  • Beetlejuice
  • Boogeyman
  • Boogeyman 2
  • Boogeyman 3
  • Breadcrumbs
  • Carriers
  • Children of Corn (2009)
  • Children of the Corn (1984)
  • Coraline
  • Corpse Bride
  • Devil
  • District 9
  • Exorcist: The Beginning
  • Friday The 13th
  • Halloween
  • Halloween 2
  • Hide and Seek
  • Hocus Pocus
  • Homecoming
  • House of 1000 Corpses
  • House of Wax
  • Insidious
  • Joy Ride: Dead Ahead
  • Mirrors
  • Monster House
  • Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • One Missed Call
  • Orphan
  • Scream
  • Scream 2
  • Scream 3
  • Scream 4
  • Shutter
  • Star trek (2009)
  • The Burrowers
  • The Cabin In the Woods
  • The Exorcism of Emily Rose
  • The Exorcist (1973)
  • The Fourth Kind
  • The Haunting in Connecticut
  • The Hills have Eyes
  • The Hills have Eyes 2
  • The Reaping
  • The Ring
  • The RIng 2
  • The Thing (1982)
  • The Thing (2010)
  • The Ward
  • The Wicker Man
  • Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Trick ‘r Treat
  • Urban Legends: Bloody Mary
  • Wolf Creek
  • X-Men
  • X2
  • X-Men: The Last Stand
  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine
  • X-Men: First Class
  • Zombieland
  • Disney Movies:
  • 101 Dalmatians
  • 101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure
  • A Bug’s Life
  • A Christmas Carol
  • Aladdin
  • Aladdin and the King of Thieves
  • Alice In Wonderland (1951)
  • Alice In Wonderland (2010)
  • Atlantis the Lost Empire
  • Atlantis: Milo’s Return
  • Bambi
  • Bambi II
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
  • Bolt
  • Brave
  • Brother Bear
  • Brother Bear 2
  • Cars
  • Cars 2
  • Cars Toon Maters Tall Tales
  • Chicken Little
  • Cinderella
  • Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
  • Dinosaur
  • Dumbo
  • Enchanted
  • Fantasia 2000
  • Finding Nemo
  • Hercules
  • John Carter
  • Lady and the Tramp
  • Lady and the Tramp 2
  • Lilo and Stitch
  • Lilo and Stitch 2
  • Mars Needs Moms
  • Mary Poppins
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Monster Inc.
  • Mulan
  • Mulan II
  • Peter Pan
  • Peter Pan: Return to Never Land
  • Pinocchio
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Pocahontas
  • Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
  • Princess and the frog
  • Ratatouille
  • Robin Hood
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  • Spirit
  • Tangled
  • Tangled Ever After
  • Tarzan
  • Tarzan and Jane
  • Tarzan II
  • The Aristocats
  • The Avengers
  • The Black Cauldron
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  • The Emperor’s New Groove
  • The Fox and the Hound
  • The Fox and the Hound 2
  • The Incredibles
  • The Jungle Book
  • The Lion King
  • The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
  • The Little Mermaid
  • The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
  • The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning
  • The Nightmare before Christmas
  • The Princess and the Frog
  • The Rescuers
  • The Sword in the Stone
  • Tinker Bell (2008)
  • Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
  • Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
  • Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  • Toy Story
  • Toy Story 2
  • Toy Story 3
  • Treasure Planet
  • Up
  • WALL-E
  • Winnie the Pooh
  • Castle In The Sky
  • Spirited Away
  • Howl’s moving castle
  • Kiki’s delivery service
  • Princess mononoke
  • Ponyo on a Cliff in the Sea
  • Tales from Earthsea
  • grave of the fireflies
  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • Alpha and Omega
  • Anastasia
  • Despicable Me
  • Gnomeo and Juliet
  • Horton Hears a Who
  • How To Train Your Dragon
  • Ice Age
  • Ice Age Scrat In Love
  • Ice Age Shorts Collection
  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
  • Ice Age: The Meltdown
  • Kung Fu Panda 2
  • Megamind
  • Monster House
  • Monsters Vs. Aliens
  • Open Season
  • Open Season 2
  • Open Season 3
  • Scared Shrekless
  • Shrek
  • Shrek 2
  • Shrek 3
  • Shrek Forever After
  • Shrek the Halls
  • Shrek: 3D The Story Continues
  • Spirited Away
  • The Ant Bully
  • The Bee Movie
  • The Smurfs
  • The Swan Princess
  • Thumbelina
  • 17 Again
  • A Ring of Endless Nights (2002)
  • Cadet Kelly (2002)
  • Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)
  • Get a Clue (2002)
  • Go Figure (2005)
  • Halloweentown (1998)
  • Halloweentown High (2004)
  • Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
  • Return to Halloweentown
  • Horse Sense (1999)
  • Johnny Tsunami (1999)
  • Jumping Ship (2001)
  • Life Size (2000)
  • Model Behavior (2000)
  • Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)
  • My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)
  • Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief
  • Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)
  • Pixel Perfect (2004)
  • Quints (2000)
  • Right On Track (2003)
  • Rip Girls (2000)
  • Seventeen Again (2000)
  • Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)
  • Susie Q (1996)
  • The Cheetah Girls (2003)
  • The Color of Friendship (2000)
  • The Even Stevens Movie (2003)
  • The Luck of the Irish (2001)
  • The Other Me (2000)
  • The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)
  • Tiger Cruise (2004)
  • Tower of Terror (1997)
  • Tru Confessions (2002)
  • Up, Up, and Away (2000)
  • Wish Upon A Star (1996)
  • You Wish (2003)

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Prince Eric’s Castle & the Moon by Matthew Cooper

“When I was in the first grade, our teacher had us write about what we would do if we owned Disney. Being the Little Mermaid freak that I am I said I would make a TLM ride. When I found out that New Fantasyland was gonna open up a Mermaid ride I remembered that assignment. Now every time I go the Magic Kingdom I have to ride it. That ride is a literal dream come true”

Because people are being very rude and I want to cheer people up:)

Marvel movies

The Avengers
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine
Blade
Blade II
Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Daredevil
Elektra
The Punisher
Punisher: War Zone
Man-Thing
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

NANANANA Batman

batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises

Did someone say Disney?

 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Fantasia
Pinocchio 
Dumbo
The Reluctant Dragon
Bambi 
Saludos Amigos 
Victory Through Air Power 
The Three Caballeros 
Make Mine Music 
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Cinderella 
Alice in Wonderland 
Peter Pan
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
Lady and the Tramp 
Old Yeller 
Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
Sleeping Beauty 
Swiss Family Robinson 
101 Dalmatians
The Sword in the Stone 

Mary Poppins 
That Darn Cat 
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug 
The Aristocats 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
The Million Dollar Duck 
Robin Hood
Herbie Rides Again 
Pete’s Dragon 
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Rescuers
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift 
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective 
Oliver & Company 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
The Little Mermaid 
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
The Rescuers Down Under 
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
Aladdin
The Lion King 
A Goofy Movie
Pocahontas 
Toy Story
Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
James and the Giant Peach 
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Hercules 
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Mulan
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Tarzan 
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie 
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
Dinosaur 
Fantasia 2000
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
Monsters, Inc. 
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch 
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
Brother Bear 
Finding Nemo 
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie 
Stitch! The Movie 
The Jungle Book 2 
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
The Incredibles 
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Chicken Little
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
Tarzan II 
Bambi II 
Brother Bear 2 
Cars 
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2 
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Enchanted 
Meet The Robinsons 
Ratatouille
Bolt
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinker Bell 
Wall-E
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Up
Tangled
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Cars 2
Mars needs moms
Frankenweenie
Wreck-it Ralph
Brave
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
Planes
Monsters University
Frozen

Your a wizard Harry

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 

LORD OF THE RINGS

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
lord of the rings: the two towers
lord of the rings: the return of the king

THE HOBBIT 

The hobbit: an unexpected journey
the hobbit: the desolation of smaug

Funny movies that’ll give you a smile

white chicks
21 jump street
freaky friday
the hot chick
just go with it
pitch perfect
the parent trap
she’s the man
mean girls
the goonies
due date
you again
easy a
date night
wedding crashers
superbad
bridemaids
without a paddle
Juno
Without A Paddle
Whip It
Adventure Land
Friends With Benefits
Project X
Sex Drive
Mean Girls
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
Wedding Crashers
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
Tropic Thunder
Roll Models
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club

Need something to munch on?

Pizza Burger

Amazing Oreo Recipe

Homemade Fruit Rollups

100 Calorie Snacks 

Chocolate Nutella Cake

Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownies

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Cinnamon roll in a mug

Pizza bagel 

Nutella Stuffed Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies 

HARRY POTTER TREATS

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

Pumpkin Brownie Chunk Ice Cream

Peppermint Brownie Pops

Mint Chocolate Cheesecake 

S’mores Muffins

Chocolate Mint Stuffed Cookies

French Toast Rollups 

Chocolate Pudding

Pop Tarts

Hot Chocolate

Vanilla Ice Cream

Chocolate Ice Cream

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Vanilla Cupcakes

Chocolate Chip Cookies Cheesecake 

Bloody Red Velvet Cupcakes 

Rose Apple Pie 

Strawberry Heart Pie 

100 Things You Can Have On a Stick

AND REMEMBER DEAR FANDOM

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An evening under the sea by Leo deCandia
Via Flickr:
Under the Sea: Journey of the Little Mermaid in Fantasyland at Magic Kingdom

“I’ll be 23 next year and I’ve never had a significant other or been kissed. I often get sad about it, but going on the Under the Sea-Journey of the Little Mermaid attraction at California Adventure or the Magic Kingdom helps me remember that, just like Ariel and Prince Eric, everyone has their time to find love. It especially makes me happy when I go past the ‘Kiss the Girl’ sequence and see them falling in love. I don’t know why this scene is so special, but it always lifts my spirit.”

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NOW THESE are impressive and worthy of being 21st century dark ride figures. I love the expressiveness so much, Under the Sea Journey of The Little mermaid would benefit so much from figures like these. I can’t wait to see how Snow White looks, I hear she is twice as impressive.