under bridge troll

girls who can’t put on nail polish right so they paint their whole fingers and walk around with green and blue hands

U ARE VALID

girls who apply lipstick onto their entire face from forehead to chin to look like an open wound

U ARE VALID

girls who cut their hair into tonsures and wear monks’ robes in public and flog their hides with a cat o’nine tails on the street

U ARE VALID

girls who live under the bridge like trolls and haven’t seen a human face in 56 years and have grown full beards

U ARE VALID

Changeling Exchange

They wanted a far different thing
A ribbon of pink shiny new
Sinewy lithe ballerina
Spin top American Dream heads
They wanted miracle changeling
A grimy troll under bridge exchange
Careful not to catch a disease
Turn the other way, watch for bite

Offer, grovel for whole world
Watch them expertly rip your soul
Writhing vein snakes coming out in
Hypnotic dandelion dance
Charms, wishes disguised as science
A matter of fact discourse
Matter of fact
They lied

@katrinnac

INTP Rant #1
  • Person: Hi!
  • Me: Hello. (Ne activates) Blah blah blah?
  • Person: Blah blah.
  • Me: Oh, blah blah blah (Fe)... blah (Ne follow-up)?
  • Person: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, ... blah, blah blah blah...NONSTOP
  • Me: (Thinking: Oh Dear GOD, what did I begin? Why won't you shut up? I've surely given you body language signs that you're boring now... stop talking, please stop talking! Zoning out in 3... 2...)
  • Person: ... Blah blah, blaaaah, blah blah blah, ...
  • Me: Mmm hm... (nod, nod, not make eye contact) x repeat
  • [At the end]
  • Person: Let's talk again!
  • Me: Sure. (Thinking: NO WAY IN HELL, PAL.)
  • Energy Level: WARNING, WARNING, WARNING! ENERGY CRASH IN 5 SECONDS! GET TO NEAREST SHADE OR BRIDGE! HIDE FROM HUMANS!

anonymous asked:

NO WAY you have earned 10k via adsense in january 2017! You only had a little under 2M views. I'm calling bullshit. Receipts to back up these claims? prove me wrong and use it as a motivation for us, your viewers. :D #TotalTransparency #MrMostTransparent

Ive got 10 channels you idiot lol!

You want to put 10k on it?

Put your money where your fucking mouth is or get back under your troll bridge bro. 

MICHAEL 😯

Why… you got.. this man, with all this money, soon to be fame, and power. He got body, personality, AND LINED UP HAIR. And you give into this vaccum throat, wannabe Andy Warhol, baggy eyed, drugged out, under the bridge TROLL 😣. I’m not havin it. So disrespectful. I can see the crumbs from his gluten free wheat bagel still left in his beard. Fuck outta here nigga. You done fucked up. 😐 ✋