under bridge troll

INTP Rant #1
  • Person: Hi!
  • Me: Hello. (Ne activates) Blah blah blah?
  • Person: Blah blah.
  • Me: Oh, blah blah blah (Fe)... blah (Ne follow-up)?
  • Person: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, ... blah, blah blah blah...NONSTOP
  • Me: (Thinking: Oh Dear GOD, what did I begin? Why won't you shut up? I've surely given you body language signs that you're boring now... stop talking, please stop talking! Zoning out in 3... 2...)
  • Person: ... Blah blah, blaaaah, blah blah blah, ...
  • Me: Mmm hm... (nod, nod, not make eye contact) x repeat
  • [At the end]
  • Person: Let's talk again!
  • Me: Sure. (Thinking: NO WAY IN HELL, PAL.)
  • Energy Level: WARNING, WARNING, WARNING! ENERGY CRASH IN 5 SECONDS! GET TO NEAREST SHADE OR BRIDGE! HIDE FROM HUMANS!
MICHAEL 😯

Why… you got.. this man, with all this money, soon to be fame, and power. He got body, personality, AND LINED UP HAIR. And you give into this vaccum throat, wannabe Andy Warhol, baggy eyed, drugged out, under the bridge TROLL 😣. I’m not havin it. So disrespectful. I can see the crumbs from his gluten free wheat bagel still left in his beard. Fuck outta here nigga. You done fucked up. 😐 ✋

Changeling Exchange

They wanted a far different thing
A ribbon of pink shiny new
Sinewy lithe ballerina
Spin top American Dream heads
They wanted miracle changeling
A grimy troll under bridge exchange
Careful not to catch a disease
Turn the other way, watch for bite

Offer, grovel for whole world
Watch them expertly rip your soul
Writhing vein snakes coming out in
Hypnotic dandelion dance
Charms, wishes disguised as science
A matter of fact discourse
Matter of fact
They lied

@katrinnac