My new goal in life is to take over the internet. Not such a new goal but a viable one I think. To begin this I would like everyone to join the #UncleNorman army. It’s simple. I want to get #UncleNorman to trend on twitter to say that we little YouTuber’s have some huge, motherfucking power, bitches. 

This video is Uncle Norman. The healthy response to this footage is fear, terror and an inability to see cookies or pelvic thrusting the same ever again. 

If symptoms persist please seek help from an internet professional (may I recommend Dan Howell)