my born again christian republican uncle didn’t talk about politics once tonight EXCEPT to be like “if those people don’t want that pipeline on their land, DON’T BUILD THE FUCKING PIPELINE THERE.” even right wing uncle mike #StandsWithStandingRock, merry fucking christmas
Bookworm Chris finds himself helpless on the receiving end of a series of killer contraptions, nature loving pacifist Josh suddenly has to fight for his life, resident bad boy and general smart ass smarty pants Matt is left hanging, and prom king Mike is going to have a hard time using his looks to get out of this night alive…
OK, but real quick: Ginny and Livan have a Friendsgiving together because they don’t have family to spend time with, maybe Mike crashes because he doesn’t have family anymore either.
Or Evelyn works her ass off cooking Thanksgiving dinner because every year Blip brings home a stray Padre. Except this year he brought home 3. The boys don’t mind, because they get to play with Aunt Ginny, Uncle Mike, and Uncle Livan.
I bet the Theater Family helps Rosita out a lot with her kids. So much in fact, that they start calling Meena and Ash sister, Johnny brother, Uncle Eddie, Uncle Moon, and Uncle Gunter. Maybe even Uncle Mike shows up every once and a while.
(Bonus points if they cry a little when they first hear their new nickname)