uncle arnold

  • Pugsley: Grandma!
  • Fester: She's still in jail.
  • Pugsley: I thought they were keeping her one night.
  • Fester: Yeah, but she keeps trying to escape. Like she thinks it's a game. Fourth time they've brought her back in.

Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

Happy 25th Anniversary to Terminator 2: Judgement Day!

anonymous asked:

Promt: Wendy visits Hank for the first time

This uh, got really long. TW/CW for child abuse and homophobic language.


Albert and Virginia Corduroy both came from a long line of loggers, builders, alcoholics and brawlers. They had nine children together; there would have been more had Mother Corduroy not put her foot down after birthing her youngest left her at death’s door. There was Little Al, Curtis, John, Rene, Ed, Lake, Dan, Bertina, and Arnold.

The only reason Wendy knew all of this was that every year Dad insisted on dragging them to the family reunion.

It used to not be such a big deal. They’d go, they’d not go, it was whatever. But ever since… Ever since Mom’s humvee hit the IED, they went every year, no questions asked.

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