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NCT’s names according to google voice:

Lee Taeyong: Lithium Song

Dong Winwin Sicheng: Boosie When When Song

Qian Kun: Cancun

Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkun: 10 Cheetah Porn Ricetta Bone Coon

Mark Minhyung Lee: Mark Mentally

Lee Haechan Donghyuck: The Hitch On Dump Truck

Jung Jaehyun Yoonoh: Jungle Jay Can You Know

Nakamoto Yuta: Nakamoto Yootha

Seo Johnny Youngho: Sale Johnny Young Whole

Ji Hansol: G Hansel

Kim Doyoung Dongyoung: Kim Do Young Dumb Young

Moon Taeil: Moon Tail

Na Jaemin: Najee Men

Lee Jeno: Legion No

Zhong Chenle: Zone Show Mall

Park Jisung: Fuck You Song

Huang Renjun: Long Run June

Amarte Es Un Placer (Part 2)

Summary: Soulmate AU. You and Draco share each mark, bruise, and marring on your skin. As life progresses and each mutual marking is worse, you grieve for your hurting soulmate. And he steps into your life when you least expect it.

Word Count: 1,943

Warnings: None.

Part 1

A/N: I hope you all enjoy part 2. I LOVE this fic, it’s one of my favorites and it’s convinced me that I need to write Draco more often. 

A/N/N: This is the video that inspired this fic –> Luis Miguel “Amarte Es Un Placer” Let me know if you want me to translate the lyrics for you all :) 


Looking out across the city, Draco took a deep breath, closing his eyes. Winter had just ended, giving way to a warmth that he hadn’t felt in years. Finally, it felt like his life was falling into place, that he was being redeemed of his past sins, that he’ll be able to move on from the ill-advised choices he had been forced to make while growing up.

He looked down at his covered forearm, the one who never saw the sun unless he was without company. He closed his eyes and shook away the dark thoughts. Even if Harry Potter himself had testified in his trials and had become one of his closest friends these past few years, that didn’t deter some people from looking at Draco with hatred and scorn in their eyes.

No longer did he walk with pride and elegance. His gait was that of a man troubled, one who didn’t want to remember details that had been haunting him even to this day, visited him during the late hours of the night.

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  • Tumblr: Women should be free to wear WHATEVER they want! If you choose to degrade them just because of how they choose to dress then YOU are the problem.
  • UN: We are revoking Wonder Woman's honorary embassy because she wears thigh highs.
  • Tumblr: *silence because she's not Marvel*
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(UNV) Haruka + Mugen ★ uniform

so I was catching up on FrankJavCee’s past few videos since I hadn’t watched one in a couple months, when suddenly a shittily-photoshopped Hillary Clinton Blank Banshee meme I made for my old defunct tumblr blog (rest in peace Make America Aesthetic Again </3) appeared in the background of his Blank Banshee review. I’m honestly just so honored & like… this is my legacy.

life has been really quite awful all around lately but this genuinely made my morning & probably my whole month, thank u Frank.


Has anyone considered that Niall may have been 5th wheeling it this entire time?

Basically since the beginning there’s  been a bit of, “one of these things is not like the other” going on…  

He’s clearly seen his share of Larry moments

He pretty much has no chill when confronted about Larry 

He’s witnessed his share of Ziam moments as well

Loses his cool when Zayn is singing about Liam

Tries to subtly let Liam know how un-subtle he’s being

Is Ziamed right behind his back 

Is probably the last to get a hug

And is clearly over it at times 

You have to wonder what Niall has witnessed 

What is clear though is that the rest of 1D obviously worship him 

If I ever meet Niall I’ll only have one question

FIRST ORDER >> FIRST EMPIRE

Evil Bonapartists, dubious headwear tastes, fun times at the Grande Armée

Ok, so...

I have a friend who goes to UC Davis, and apparently the students there get like roughly 250 pages of printer paper to use over the quarter. Apparently, his neighbors hadn’t used much of their paper, so they thought to might as well use them now since they won’t roll over onto next quarter….
…AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DID

AND I JUST

OUT OF ALL THINGS

THEY COULD HAVE PRINTED

THEY PICKED THIS

AND PUT THEM EVERYWHERE IN THEIR DORM

E V E R Y W H E R E

The accords were always a disaster in the making

I can’t stop chewing over this huge plot hole and I think until I write this down, I won’t stop, so even though I know no one is going to read this, I have to put it down in words. Ever since the first trailer for Captain America: Civil War, I’ve had this huge WHAT THE FUCK reaction that I’ve been holding on to, hoping that the movie would somehow make the UN sanctioned accords make sense to me, or at the very least, the side objecting to them would point out what a huge, huge mistake this would be with actual, you know, facts. That exist. In the world. And I was really stunned that at no point did anyone point out what a disaster they could be, because of what an actualfax disaster the UN has often been at oversight and peacekeeping. 

It would have taken less than ten minutes for them to dig up some real-world examples of disastrous policies that led to the slaughter of thousands of innocent people, and given those arguments to someone on the team as a basis for their suspicion of what the accords intended to do. But I’m equally baffled by why they had Tony and Rhodey coming out in favor of the accords and the UN and Thunderbolt Ross, for god’s sake, when they would know these things because of the nature of their jobs, and Vision because he has access to all that information in the databanks.

If you’re not familiar with the giant shitstorm that is often UN peacekeeping work and human rights oversight, here are a couple of Greatest Hits for you–and these are just a few that have happened within Tony’s and Rhodey’s lifetime. 

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// so i just watched the video for gatekeeper galio’s special interactions today and when i got to his taunt for an enemy azir, i had to pause because i was floored.

// first half of it is, verbatim, “where do you think your soldiers go after they disappear”.

// let’s think about this for a moment. unless it’s simply an allusion to how they dissolve and go underground when their time is up (in which case wow rito that’s hella shallow for an insult that comes off pretty scathing), this implies that his soldiers are not just sand.

// if his soldiers are just sand, they will have no business going down to hell (or whatever rito’s version of hell is, tl;dr that’s where gatekeeper galio lives). sand structures shouldn’t have souls, and referencing GT galio’s taunt to orianna (”you wanna have a soul? you sure about that?”) it’s probably a requirement for things to have souls for them to go down below.

// this raises the question as to what he actually did to make his soldiers. one explanation would be that he’s actually raising the dead. however it seems to be temporary (at least in-game), and he either doesn’t or cannot give them enough agency to act on their own.

// after i got this far my mind first went to necromancy, but then i thought about his other feats.

// he raised an entire dead capital from the barren grounds. he made rivers that haven’t flowed for thousands of years fill up with fresh water again. if rito had included descriptions of grass or flowers or whatever growing where he stepped, it would become a full on fairytale stuff.

// thanks to this single voice line from GT galio there’s a chance that canon azir has power over life. and by life i don’t just mean things with souls - i’m talking about the power to invite life itself into something that had none, both actively (soldiers) and passively (capital, rivers).

// and just like that, suddenly the quote nasus gave us to conclude the first shurima lore update makes a lot more sense. that “azir can save us all”. now tell me that isn’t mind-blowing.

SHERLOCK HELD JOHN IN HIS ARMS SHERLOCK HELD JOHN IN HIS ARMS SHERLOCK HELD JOHN IN HIS ARMS HE NOW KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT JOHN AGAINST HIS CHEST FEELS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT JOHNS ARM FEELS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT JOHNS HAIR FEELS LIKE HE KNOWS HOW JOHN BREATHING FEELS LIKE HE KNOWS HE KNOWS HE CANT UN KNOW