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They Ship Us?

Summary: During one of Jensen’s live-streams the two of you discover so interesting information. 

Characters: Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Jared Padaleki, Reader.

Pairing: Single!Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 693

Warning: Kissing, none really

Prompt:  CONGRATSSSSS!!! Ummmm 32, 34, or 48 with Jensen? It can be whatever you want as far as sfw, nsfw, or whatever. Not picky.- @torn-and-frayed

A/N: This is no way shape or form against Jensen x Danneel. I love them both so much, this is purely fanfiction.

Originally posted by sirenscurses

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Dispatcher: Paramedic  #(redacted) staff just called this one in at facility(redacted). As per the CNA pt is vomiting and *audible pause*….”actively dying”.

Paramedic #(redacted): ummmm can you repeat that chief compliant? sounded like you said “actively dying”

Dispatcher: That’s affirmative.

Paramedic #(redacted): ummmm received….. we are en route….for the “actively dying” patient. 


Originally posted by vismaviedevie

who wants to read that Keith/Shiro Bleach AU because i kinda wanna write Shiro living in Keith’s closet (Keith doesn’t know how he fits in there but he does) and explaining things using crappy lion-themed crayon drawings (”do you understand now Keith?” “ummmm yes. they’re very helpful illustrations Shiro, you can stop drawing now. please.”)


Apparently Vincent is an offended “friend” of Sam’s who will star in Outlander and likes all of Bernadette’s tweets.

Ummmm….can we say trolls? Both of them.

Purv…is this you?

You have got to 😂😭 at this nonsense!!

i also hate when people tell me ‘ummmm you know that queer is a slur can you not use it???’ and im like yea i know, im queer and i reclaimed it for myself, like im not calling you queer so what is the problem. for me its a source of pride and i find a lot of power in the word and i feel like its the only word that truly fits me as an identifier. and as an added bonus, terfs and radfem lesbians hate the word queer because it connotes fluidity and went against their whole agenda of excluding trans women from their spaces. so fuck terfs queer is invincible

faypol  asked:

could you PLEASE do a MareCal fanfic (before the ending of King's Cage 🤧) where Mare and Kilorn are having a good time together as friends but Cal is in a bad mood and mistakes it as Kilorn trying to flirt with Mare so he grabs Her and teaches her who truly is her boyfriend (if you can call it that) 😏😏😍

UMMMM NO PROBLEM. But does it have to be before the ending of kc because id like to think they get back together in Rq4. thanks love 😘

How would the monster 2ps react to being handcuffed to a human.

Jason J, Jones/ 2p America: Weindingo: they already eaten *spits out hand cuffs*

James Williams/ 2p Canada: Centar: okay hope on i can catch up to the person who locked us up

Louis Boneyfoy/ 2p France: Nage: spit on it *venom breaks it down* okay we are done here now leave

Oliver Kirkland/ 2p England: syrine: …do i eat you now :3

Sergei Braninsky/ 2p Russia: Dragon: ummmm…we should try to find the key now…no you can not touch my horns how rude

Yang Wang / 2p china: Incubus: …wanna have kinky handcuff sex first…no okay lets look.

Siegfried Beilschmidt./ 2p Germany: Werewolf: well we got till the next full moon before you die so let’s start looking

Luciano Vargas/ 2p Italy: demon: hunts the person down with murder in mind

Flavio Vargas/ 2p Romano:Zombie:pops his hand off “there you go all better

Klaus Beilschmidt./ 2p Prussia: ghost:ummm *fases out of the hand cuffs*…i h-help you look for the key

Kuro Honda/ 2p Japan: Demon: …i hate you

Ryszard Edelstein/ 2p Austria: Devil: …good thing i have spare key

Santiago Fernández Carriedo/ 2p Spain: zombie:eats them and just lives with the handcuffs on

Anastasia Braninsky/ 2p Belarus: Mermaid: i am not coming out of the water this is your fault, now i am trapped to a filty human!

Maryska Braninsky/2p Ukraine: Subcubes: …wanna have sex now?

Julia Héderváry/2p Hungary: nage: Look stop screaming i am not going to swallow you whole you look disgusting anyway we must work together to get these off

JK Rowling: *to a fellow British person* What are the most American things you can think of?

British Person: Ummmm that Thunderbird car… Horned toads, or was it a snake? A mythical cougar…. and I think I heard of this thing called a “puckwedgie”. And that beer they drink. They must be mourning their livers. Why do you ask?

JK Rowling: *furiously scribbling down notes* No reason

anonymous asked:

hi i'm a new follower and i've been going through your blog and saw on of your selfies and omg your so pretty... is it okay if I ask for a self introduction or is that too weird? (sorry)


OMYYGOOOOSH Thank you??!!!

Ummmm… Okay I guess we can do this…

Hi! I’m Carol (or CJ). My birthday is on October 4th, and I’m 23, though apparently I don’t look it -_- I’m an INFP (I don’t really know what that means) I have like 7 blogs haha I LOVE COOKIES and also giving hugs! I LOVE TOKOYAMI SO MUCH!! He’s my bird son. I don’t really know what else to say… My favorite season is autumn. Space is neat. Ummmm that’s it I think? If you want to know something else then just ask me x)


anonymous asked:

Hey, I do martial arts and often get bruises and scratches. Do you perhaps know, if my body uses more calories when healing, or does it not really matter?

Ummmm not really. If you’re not eating enough it can cause bruising tho

anonymous asked:

Bonjour. Excusez mon manque de connaissance anglaise. J'ai donc décidé de le dire dans ma première langue. Voici ma question. Comment fonctionne Tumblr?

Its ok I used google translate. Ummmm its very complicated but you can search and like things. I am not the right person to ask this question XD