umm well

anonymous asked:

Connor : How many time did Nova make you get a nosebleed? ;).And Nova :how many time did Connor make you freeze or turning red?.Tell me some funny stories about that?

Connor: haha i don’t nose bleed. ha ha ha…….ha..

Nova; *Wearing a shirt that says none*

Jack:…*whispers into her ear*

Nova; *changes shirt to say 6 times* 

Connor; really, why? oh…right the flaming karaoke machine.

Nova; Umm….well…

Connor; or was it the sentient toaster?

Nova; well no but…

Connor; oh wait wait, evil Harry

Nova; Okay that was creepy but…

Connor: When i was juggling blowtorches. 

Nova; No, that was just stupid. 

Connor: The zombie roomba? 

NovaL that sounds so made up but i was there so…

Connor: i got it! *snaps his finger* friend computer

Nova; oh god no. never again.

connor; then when?

Nova; how about you don’t worry about it four eyes *walks off*

but like,, ok hear me out- everybody lives and they form a band called ‘Veronica and the Heathers’ and they write songs about how crappy JD is and how he sucks n stuff- 

anonymous asked:

What is you're honest opinion about sweet creature? Do you think it's really about Louis?

umm,,,,,, well,,,, i think that,,,,, pfff,,,, well um,,,,,,  i?? think that everyone,,,, is entitled to their own opinion?? so,,,, i think that,,, um,,,, if you want to,,,, maybe um? think that,,, it’s about louis,,,,,,, it doesn’t mean that it is necessarily right,,,,,,but,, you can? also,,,, think that it’s about something else?? and i would,,,,,, totally respect your wrong opinion

Dreams - Dylan O’Brien

Author- @maddie110201

Pairing- Dylan x Reader

Words- 4,944 (not sure how this happened ;) )

Warnings- alot of fluff and smut

AN: Ok so this is my first fic and i’m super nervous to post this. I just wanna thank @ninja-stiles for helping keep me motivated and helping edit.


Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

Best friends are supposed to be with you no matter what, they’re supposed to be there for you through everything, always be happy for you and support you.

Dylan was exactly that. We have been friends since we were little, neither of us can actually remember a time when we didn’t know each other, but our moms tell us we’ve been friends since the womb. Dylan has been there for me through everything crappy that life has decided to throw my way, and I have done the same for him. But not once did I ever think that being happy for him would kill me inside.

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Part 2 of Lachesism! Lance

Hey guys! Since everyone has been asking for a part 2 for my lachesism I decided to continue it (also you guys are too sweet seriously)! I hope you enjoy it :)

You can find that post here : Part One

You can check out some of my other mini fics here


There in the middle of the hangar, sat Lance surrounded by a hurricane of black that swirled faster with each passing second. His eyes were squeezed shut, not seeing the paladins, yet they all felt like he just knew. It was when he opened his eyes that all hell broke loose.

Lance’s eyes glowed a pale blue amidst the chaos of the black storm surrounding him. He almost seemed to stare at the team unseeingly, his eyes shining unnaturally. 

“Lance?” Shiro asked,”…What’s going on?” He didn’t reply, the only movement he made was the slow blink of his eyes. “Buddy, I need you to work with me ok? What is happening?” Shiro tried again, only to be greeted by silence. The team was beyond freaked out at this point, because where the Lance they knew? What was this, this thing in front of them?

“Lance you better knock it off! This isn’t funny man!” Hunk yelled, taking a step forward, “Let us help you!” 

Lance cocked his head to the side, his brows furrowing. “Blue is someone here?”

If the team thought they were freaked out before, then damn, they were terrified right now. Lance’s voice was creepy, it was as if someone layered his voice a thousand times, each one seeming farther away than the one before it. 

“Can he not hear us?” Pidge whispered, her voice sounding smaller than usual. 

“Blue can you please tell Lance that we’re here to help?” Shiro asked, but the Blue Lion was not listening. Her eyes were fixed on Lance and Lance alone, who was now slowly standing up, the storm around him condensing to two black orbs that sat in each of his hands. 

“Whoever it is, can you please tell them to leave? I’ve almost got this part down! See,” Lance said, dispersing the two orbs into multiple orbs that circled his head,”I’m finally getting the hang of this thing!” The team stared at the menacing blackness that loomed over Lance, who seemed unaffected by the eerie energy it was giving off. 

“That’s it, the show is over,” Keith growled, stomping over to Lance determinedly.

“Keith no! We don’t know what’s going on!” Shiro shouted, reaching out for Keith, only to just miss him. He could only watch as Keith made his way to Lance and grabbed his arm. 

The movement above Lance’s head stopped as he turned to face Keith, his eyes still glowing that pale blue. 

“Snap out of it Lance! You need to tell us what’s going on!” Keith shouted, gripping Lance’s arm tighter. 

“Keith? W-what are you doing here?” Lance stuttered, his eyes going wide and his breath beginning to stiffen. “Blue? Why is he here?” He began to shake, the black orbs above him started to reform into a storm. “Y-you need to let go of me Keith. Y-you n-n-need to let go of me r-right now.”

“Like hell I am!” Keith yelled, “You need to let us help you Lance!”

He didn’t seem to be listening, his eyes gaining that unnatural glow to them once again. The hand touching Lance’s arm began to burn, causing Keith to let go briefly. The effect was already beginning, however, despite Keith letting go. Big fat tears welled up in his eyes and hole seemed to form in his chest, this aching feeling setting root within him. 

“Oh god, oh god, oh god, I’m sorry Keith, I-I didn’t mean to give that to you, let me help ok? Let me just-” And just like that, the feeling was gone, contentment taking its place. Keith could only stare at Lance with his mouth open in shock. The glow began to dim from his eyes, returning them back to normal and the darkness practically vanished in moments. 

“How the hell did you just do that?!”

“Umm… what do you mean?” Lance asked, playing with his fingers. 

“What do I mean? How about the whole, my-emotions-just-went-from-fucking-depressed-to-sunshine-and-rainbows in two seconds??” Keith shouted, causing Lance to shrink into himself even more. 

“Um.. well you see-”

“Hold up, wait just a moment. What just happened. Like right now, in this moment, what is going on?? Because there was a huge storm above your head like a minute ago and now its gone??? You had glowing blue eyes and did something to Keith?? What is happenning?????” Hunk interrupted, stepping in between Lance and Keith. 

“Uhhh, well-”

“What the fucK?? Don’t give me that look Shiro, because I just watched some freaky shit happen. How did you even do that? When did you even start doing that? Could you always do that? What even is that? What-” Pidge rambled, gesturing around her as Lance refused to meet any of their eyes. 

“All right, how about we all give Lance some space ok? Let’s all go to the lounge and talk about this peacefully, alright?” Shiro intervened, going to place a hand on Lance’s shoulder before hesitating. “We’re going to need you to tell us what’s going on, ok Lance?”

Lance continued to stare at the floor, simply nodding before leaving the hangar. 


Lance was in a state a shock at the moment. He couldn’t believe how stupid he was, what idiot lets their biggest secret get discovered that easily? He barely even put up a fight and now here he was, sitting in the lounge, about to explain to the team how much of a screw up he was. He let out a sigh and stared at the empty couches in front of him. Maybe he could just take their anger away so they wouldn’t kick him off the team?

No, that would just prove he’s more pathetic than he already was. For once, Lance wished he couldn’t feel, that all these dark emotions would disappear like he had done for others in the past. 

“Lance can you explain to all of us what happened in the hangar?”

Explain? 

“Well umm… I was practicing,” Lance said, twiddling his fingers nervously.

“Practicing?” Allura questioned.

“Yeah I was practicing my…powers. Trying to make them stronger I guess.” He refused to meet anyones’ eyes, choosing to stare at his fingers instead.

“And what are these powers?” Shiro probed, leaning forward a bit,”What are you able to do?”

“I can, I can… control emotions. Not like that! Like I can take away emotions and kinda harvest them I guess? And replace the emotions I took away with different ones,” Lance clenched his fist, forcing himself to explain further to avoid having to look at his teamates, his friends. “I was trying to put them into a physical state, so I could use them in combat and just to get them out of me. I’ve never tested one of the orbs on someone, but I know if you were to touch one you’d feel all the emotion pent up in there.” He created a small one, reaching inside of himself for that energy that was always there, ignoring the slight gasp that came from Allura. Lance shrugged half-heartedly, “It’s something I’ve been able to do since I was fifteen.”

“Have you ever…took some of our emotions?” Hunk asked quietly, placing a gentle hand on Lance’s shoulder. 

“I uh…yes. I just, I couldn’t stand knowing you guys were upset and that I could do something about it. Everyday I could feel your emotions and I just felt so, so guilty that I wasn’t doing what I could to help!” Lance spit out bitterly, rubbing a hand through this hair. 

“Lance… you shouldn’t have done that. Those were our emotions and you shouldn’t just take them from us without even telling us!” Keith yelled, standing up, “You had no right to make that decision!”

Lance looked up at them all, his eyes beginning to glow once again. “What did you want me to do? J-just sit there and let you feel that pain, watch as it festered and boiled inside of you? How could I do that to a person, to my friends?” Lance clenched his fists, his eyes slowly turning to that pale blue color. “Why can’t you just let me feel useful for once?”


Part Three

Not so hypothetically, but actually, a date

aka, what could have happened if Chase’s minions had been so kind as to hold off on their kidnapping spree an extra 24 hours

for my friends on twitter who told me I should write this and know I can’t say no to them :) 

psa: this is unbeta-ed and it’s past my bedtime, so read at your own risk of grammatical errors lol


Felicity opened her refrigerator in search of the leftover takeout she could’ve sworn was still in there somewhere. To her dismay, all she was greeted with was mostly empty shelves. She was not a big grocery shopping person to begin with, and with everything they had been dealing with over the past couple of weeks, she couldn’t remember the last time she pushed a cart through those fluorescent lit aisles.

“How did Oliver manage to be the Green Arrow and keep our refrigerator stocked,” she muttered to herself as she checked a container of yogurt to discover it had expired months ago.

Her eyes caught the box from Oliver’s party the night before and she slid it out, remembering that there had been a few leftover slices of cake. They were on summer break after all, so cake was an acceptable dinner… right?

She was debating eating it straight from the box versus preserving some of her dignity and getting a plate when she remembered that she didn’t have to spend her evening sitting at her counter eating cake alone.

Setting the box down and reaching for her phone, she hit her first number on speed dial and waited while it rang. Which wasn’t a long wait since he picked up before the first ring had finished.

“Are you okay?”

“Yes… Am I only allowed to call when I’m in danger?” she teased.

There was a pause. “Well, no I just—“

“Do you want to come over tonight?” She needed to get the words out before he gave her enough time to talk herself out of it. She could practically see his eyebrow rise in that way it did when she said something that could have multiple interpretations and she hastily added, “There’s just leftover birthday cake and I was about to eat it but I realized that you should probably get dibs on it since it was for your birthday.” And also, I just really want to see you. “I promise this isn’t a ruse. But if you’re busy I understand and—”

“No,” he interrupted her. “No I’m not busy. I’m just finishing up at City Hall and then I can be right over.”

The corners of her mouth flicked up in a small smile at the eagerness he was trying so hard and yet failing to hide in his voice.

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Why Me? (Reggie x Reader)


A/N: Just a quick little dabble that I did.

As the girls scanned the book in front of them they wonder what to do.

“We have to tell them” Betty said knowing that it was the best idea.

“But about the other girls? Some people don’t even know they’re in here. Why would we cause them the shame that we’re feeling?” Ethel explained “It’s not fair”

“I think Ethel right” Cheryl said speaking for the first time since they open the book. Everyone looked at her not really expecting her to care about others. But one person knew the truth.

“You’re only saying that since you don’t want Jason poor image that everyone had of him to be gone” Veronica claimed while she crossed her arms, she knew damn well what Cheryl was thinking.

“That’s not it” Cheryl yelled but no one listen instead they waited for Betty to speak as she was the one holding the book. Betty looked around at all of the girls in front of her and thought for a moment what she was going to do. Polly was there and this could help her with their parents but did she really want to put others through this pain of being slut shamed? She knew what she wanted finally and opened her mouth

“We’re going to go to the principle with this. That’s the finally answer so if you don’t like it you’re going to have to deal with it.” Betty demanded but no one objected. “So to help us with all of this, we’re going to split up in pairs to let the girls know before the school does” Everyone nodded their head and picked a girl.

——-

Betty and Veronica standard side by side looking at the sea of people moving through the hallway. This was the last girl that needed to hear the truth. It was Y/N L/N. Betty always thought of you as a sweet girl who couldn’t do no harm but now she could only think about the damaged girl you would become. The girls made their way over to the bleachers where you were sitting reading your book. Betty figured you were waiting on Reggie since he had football practice, after all he was the reason you were in the book.

“Hey Y/N” Veronica said as she took a spot right next to you. You looked up at the two confused on why they were here but smiled anyway. Sure you guys never talked but you weren’t going to be rude.

“What brings you guys here?” You asked wanting to get straight to the point, it was a odd thing to you. Betty and Veronica give each other a look before they both look away to where the boys were playing.

“You do actually”  Betty let out not making eye contact. This was going to be harder than she thought.

“Me?” You questioned taken back for a moment but you continued on “What would you guys need to talk to me about?”  Veronica let you wonder for a minute before she spoke up.

“It’s Reggie”

“What about him?”

“He did something that you should know about before it gets out there”

“Hold now, get out there?” You questioned more confused than ever. What did that boy do now?

“Yeah, well he’s on the football team obviously” Veronica as she waved her arms toward them. You nodded your head not really knowing where she was going with this.

“This isn’t something that’s lightly, Umm well you see the team has a book. Where they keep track of who hooks up with who” As the words rolled off of her tongue you knew then. Reggie Mantle had put you in there, thanks to your causally fun with each other.

“I heard enough” You told them as you stood up from your spot. You look out on the field feeling betrayed by Reggie, you thought you guys meant something more then some name in a book.

“There’s more to know” Betty piped in but you didn’t want to listen. You put up your hand to stop her.

“I personally don’t care.” You raged, oh how Mantle would pay for this one. “Do whatever you pleases” You walk away from the two not caring about what they were going to do. Obviously they were going to tell since they mentioned it. You were hurt and in pain. Reggie was something special to you. You knew you were falling for the boy and before you could say anything about it you were already regretting it. But as you did walk all you could wonder was why. Why did he do it? Why?

A/N: Ahh, my first serious fanfic that I posted to Tumblr ahaha. This fic is dedicated for @just-servamp-trash, my beta reader and friend who always supports me to keep writing and developing my AUs and ideas which often get dark and angsty with deaths so I discard one of them lol. Nah, this AU is pure and fluffy, I hope. And @petrichor-note, who helped me with grammars and tenses. And I like to tag @reimeijennoir because you’re my close friend. I like to tag a person but I think I’m not ready enough for this, so I’ll tell her later. I’m sorry if there are grammar mistakes, English isn’t my native language and I still need to study about it. Anyway, have a greed pair fanfic!


He stared at his hands. They were white with black lines. He looked at the puddle below his black shoes which dripping black water droplets. It was a weird puddle. Its colors are red, light orange, peach, yellow, and blue with some dark brown and black dots. It was his colors, dripped from his body like dripping paint when raindrops hit his body.

A young man named Hyde, 18 years old. He was almost colorless.

In a town as beautiful as a painting, rain is an everyday stuff, yet is treated like a disaster. It changes you into a white and black person or what people say, a colorless person.

The water which in the rivers, lakes, sea, and the ones which you use in everyday life can’t do the same thing as the ones coming from ​the rain clouds can do. It must be a kind of curse or a strange phenomenon that happened in that town.

The only thing Hyde can do was running through the rain, finding a shelter for him. But it was impossible, colorless people are treated like weird creatures. Even though their color still can recover in days, even though they’re completely harmless, even though they’re the same humans like the colorful ones. But colorful people still see them as weird, white and black human-like creatures.

“Damn! I should bought a new umbrella when I went to that shop! Now I’m almost colorless, nobody wants to give me a space for me…” Thought Hyde as he hopelessly crouched under a tree at a park, protecting his very pale face and hair with his dark brown colored scarf from the raindrops. Closing his eyes, Hyde slowly burrowed his head into the scarf around his neck. He felt helpless. At least until he felt no raindrops fell on his head.

Hyde lifted up his head. He saw a white umbrella above him and a young man around his age. That young man has black hair with a white strip on his left fringe. He’s wearing a black hoodie with white trousers and a pair of black boots. Hyde’s attention went to the young man’s white backpack with a pair of white angel wings attached on it. Why would a young man in his age wears a backpack with such childish design? But he quickly switched his attention to something else, it bugged him.He noticed that black drops fell from the young man’s hair and left sleeve. Those were his colors.

“Hey,” Hyde called the young man, “Your hair and sleeves start to drip, you know. You should use your umbrella to protect your colors.” He averted his eyes from the young man. The young man shook his head, “No. You will catch cold if you stay too long under the rain.” He stayed for minutes, it was long enough to having white parts on his body, which losing their colors that had formed a black puddle on the ground. 

“Do you see me? I’m almost colorless. Most of my colors dripped. The only colors I have now are black on my shoes and dark brown on my scarf, and they’re fading now.” Hyde can’t hide his sadness anymore.

“What’s the matter? After all, colorful or colorless, you’re still a human.” Said the young man, “I’ll bring back your colors. It’s my duty as an angel.” Hyde’s eyes became wider due to his mixed feelings. Was he surprised? Or confused? Or probably some kind of happiness?

“Say what? An angel?” Hyde asked. “Yes. I’m Licht Jekylland Todoroki. An angel who descended from heaven to give blessings to this town.” The young man answered.

“h-huh? That name sounds familiar…” Hyde put his chin on is hand before he shouted in surprise. “Whaaat!? Licht Jekylland Todoroki, that famous pianist?! What are you-” Hyde words were stopped as a towel fell on his head. “There. You can use it.” Said Licht as he crouched beside Hyde with his umbrella protecting their bodies.

“t-thanks…” Hyde started to drying his hair with the towel, it started to revealing his colors. “My name is Hyde, nice to meet you…”

“Nice to meet you too.” Licht replied. 

“Licht… I don’t understand…”

“What? Licht blinked his eyes twice.

“Why did you help me? I was colorless and colorless people are seen as the menace of society. The colorful ones ignore and mock the colorless ones. I don’t understand why you did this…”

“Well, wouldn’t the world be more wonderful if everyone was colorful?” Licht answered by asking back. “If someone is colorless, you better help them.”

“Yeah.. you’re completely right. This world would be more wonderful if everyone is colorful.” Hyde smiled. “I once ignored a colorless man. I like to help him but I was afraid that people will mock me too. I’ll apologize when I meet him again.”

“Good.” Licht smiled too. “The rain has stopped, you better go home.” He stood and closed his umbrella. “Oh, here’s your towel.” Hyde stood too and gave the towel to Licht, “Don’t forget to dry yourself too.” All of his colors had recovered. He has yellow-blonde hair with three dark brown streaks on the fringe. He’s wearing red framed glasses that suit his golden eyes. He’s wearing a white shirt with a blue tie, a pair black shoes and orange and black striped socks. Both of his knee-length pants and tattered over-sized scarf are dark brown. Licht could see all of them.

“See you.” Hyde walked away while waving his hand. “See you too.” Licht replied. And he continued his way to the a cat cafe that he wanted to visit. Seemed like he got a new friend.

You Bug Me

Request: 27 with jughead jones please

27: “Isn’t he just the cutest?”

Requested by: anonymous.

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Warnings: none.


Originally posted by maclexa-bane

“Isn’t he just the cutest?” You mumbled and smiled, staring fondly at the focused image of Jughead. He stood across from you in the student lounge, staring off to himself as he listened to the ridiculous words of Reggie. You couldn’t help but stare at how cute he looked, because he had actually taken of his normal jean jacket and worn just sweater.

He didn’t do it often, but every few weeks when it was too hot to wear a jean jacket, he would leave it at home or in his locker and walk around in one of his many sweaters. It was rare, but you always found Jughead ten times more attractive when he did, and you fell for him just a tad bit more each time.

Veronica laughed, staring at your completely smitten face in amusement as Betty smiled over at you. “Staring at Jughead again, Y/N?” Veronica teased and you jumped, forgetting you weren’t alone before blushing and turning back towards your friends. Kevin grinned at you.

You blushed, staring down at your hands at your lap as you could feel the many stares of your friends. “Umm…” You stumbled, trying to find something to say before Betty placed her hand on your shoulder.

“It’s okay, Y/N. We just think you should tell him about your feelings.” Betty consoled, and you turned to look at her, seeing the sincere look on her face.

“I don’t know..”

“You two.. are like endgame. Honestly, Y/N/N you two would be adorable together..” Kevin grinned, giving you an encouraging thumbs up.

“What if he doesn’t like me back? I don’t want to loose what we have…” You mumbled, trying to keep your voice down so Jughead wouldn’t hear. Kevin and V were already loud enough, if he heard you didn’t know what you’d do.

“I’m confident he likes you back.” A new voice said, and looking up you saw Archie standing before you with a light smile. You smiled back, happy to see another friend before his words really clicked.

“How do you know?” 

“Because he told me.” Archie shrugged and you gasped, glancing at Jughead shortly.

“Wait, really?” Veronica gushed, staring excitedly over at Archie who took a seat next to her.

Archie shrugged again, “yeah. Just go for it Y/N, he won’t say no.” With sudden confidence, and knowing Archie would never lie to you, you nodded. Standing up, you grabbed your bag and made your way over to Jughead, trying not to blush from the encouraging words from your words. Jughead turned, smiling when he saw you walking over and just as you made your way over the bell rung.

“Hey, Y/N. I’ll walk you home.” He offered and you nodded with a shy smile, turning to quickly glance at your friends. They all gave you a thumbs up and you took a deep breath.

Once out of the school, you let jughead finish his sentence about his novel before taking a deep breath. “Hey, Jughead?” You looked at him.

He looked back, smiling at you. “Yeah?”

Looking down, you started fiddling with your hands and stopped walking, trying to find the courage. Jughead stopped as well, turning to stand in front of you. “So… i’ve been meaning to tell you this for a while, but i’ve always been really scared. But… umm- well Jughead I really like you, and not just in a friend way… in a more-”

You were cut off by shock when Jughead placed his hands on either side of your head, and you looked up to see him smiling down at you. You avoided eye contact, scared of what he was going to say. “You don’t have to return them… I get if you don’t-”

“Y/N, shut up for a moment.” You shut your mouth. “I like you too.”

“Wait really?” You asked, shocked. Finally looking up to look at his face. “But… why?” You asked when he nodded.

He smirked, ruffling your hair. “Because you bug me, duh.”

What Are Friends For?

Originally posted by bangthebae

Warnings: Smut

Word Count: 2200

“Y/N, we’ve been friends a long time right.”
“Yeah, I’m the only one who’ll go to museums and bookstores with your nerdy ass.”
“ANYWAY. We’re both going through a bit of a drought now. Ya know, sexually.”
“Excuse you Kim Namjoon! I’ll have you know I am NOT in a sex drought. It’s like a monsoon of dicks raining around me.”
“Oh really, when was the last time you had sex?”
“Before I came over,” you said smugly.
“Masturbating isn’t sex.”
“Oh, in that case…what year is it again?”
“Exactly my point! You have needs, I have needs and neither of us have the time or social skills to do this with anyone else.”
“Wait! Do what? I’m not dating your crazy ass.”
“Good thing I’m not proposing that then. Not that I wouldn’t mind,” he said smirking.  “What I’m saying is, you’re my best friend and I trust you with everything. I’m hoping this is a reciprocated feeling.  But since we trust each other with everything else, why not trust me to supply you with mind melting orgasms.  What are friends for, after all.”
“Well, when you put it like that. Let’s go.”
“Go?  Where?”
“To my apartment, duh. Unless you want Kookie to hear you moaning my name,” you say smirking and heading to the door.

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Prove To Me

Can you write a fic where the reader is Tony’s twin sister and either Jeff or Zach really likes her but Tony is super protective. Who ever you choose has to get Tony’s approval or like tries to be super nice to him to get his respect. And yeah you can add more or change it if you want but I will be super grateful if you make it a series.😂 (but it’s fine if you don’t make it a series I just really want a Tonyxsister!reader fic)♥️♥️

All your life you had grown up to your brother Tony being overprotective. He would always tell you that you could never have any boyfriends and he would always pretend he was way older than you when in reality he was 2 minutes older! 2 damn minutes, but he made it seem like he was 2 years older. The only guy who he would really let you hangout with was, Clay. He was nice, but you kind of had a crush on of his friends, Jeff Atkins. He was cute and he seemed super nice, but Tony would never allow it.

“Hey Y/N!” Clay said cheerily walking over to you,

“Why are you so happy, no ones happy on Monday’s?” You asked,

“Well maybe because Hannah said yes to being my girlfriend!” You congratulated Clay, you had been telling him for ages to ask her out.

“Why so happy Jensen?” Jeff asked walking towards you guys, act natural you told yourself. Clay told him the news,

“I’ve been telling you for ages to ask her out!” Jeff told him,

“So have I, it took him so long,” you joined the conversation between them. Jeff smiled at you,

“See even Y/N knows!” Jeff said pointing at you,

“So what’s gonna happen now? Are you gonna stop hanging out with us and only her now?” You asked Clay, You and Jeff looking over at him,

“No, but if that does happen, you guys have each other,” Clay simply stated,

“I don’t even know anything about him,” you stated looking at Jeff, him agreeing.

“Hangout after school or something I don’t know, I have a feeling you two will end up being good friends.” Clay said waving goodbye and heading to his first period. Jeff looked at you,

“Want to hang out after school at Monet’s?” He asked, you nodded smiling. You two said your goodbyes and headed to your guys’ classes. All of school was you not paying attention and thinking about Jeff. Finally school was over and as soon as you walked out of the doors you looked around to try and find Jeff. You found him with Clay and Hannah,

“Heyyyyyy,” you joined the group of people, as soon as Jeff saw you his face lit up with joy. Just seeing his smile gave you butterflies.

“Well me and Hannah have to get going, bye you guys.” Clay and Hannah waved goodbye, which left you and Jeff alone. You smiled at him,

“Are we still up for Monet’s?” He asked, you nodded while smiling. You two walked over to his car,

“Y/N!” You turned to see Tony walking over to you, you sighed.

“What are you doing?” He said shooting a glare at Jeff,

“Um I’m going to Monet’s with Jeff,” you looked down, ready for what Tony was about to say.

“Who allowed you?” He asked,

“You can’t always baby me Tony!” You said annoyed,

“Boys will be boys, they will hurt you, I don’t want you to get hurt.” Tony said, Jeff just stood there awkwardly.

“I won’t try anything on her, I promise. I’ll bring her home at 5.” Jeff said with hopeful eyes. You looked over to Tony hoping he would say yes. Tony sighed he nodded,

“Try anything I’ll beat your ass Atkins.” He said while walking towards him, he height difference totally noticeable. You could tell Jeff was nervous, so you told Tony to leave him alone. Jeff opened the door for you, and from the corner of your eye you could see Tony still eyeing him up and down.

“Sorry about him,” you apologized to Jeff,

“It’s fine,” he looked over at you and gave you a small smile.

“It annoyed me how he pretends to be much older than me when in reality he’s 2 minutes older! 120 seconds!” You exclaimed, he kept reassuring you that it was fine. You two soon arrived at Monet’s. You guys sat down at a table near a window, you both ordered hot chocolate,

“So tell me about you Y/N,” Jeff said,

“Well what do you want to know?” You asked taking a sip of your hot chocolate.

“Interests, love life, favorite colors, subjects whatever. Tell me your whole life story if you want.” He said while looking at you the whole time,

“Umm well I’m really into *enter your hobbies bc idk* my love life is horrible. I’ve never had a boyfriend because of Tony. He always scares the guys away or never allows me to see them again.” You ranted, him paying close attention to everything you said.

“So your tu—you’ve got to be fucking kidding me!” You said annoyed, Jeff had a worried expression,

“Why? What’s wrong? Did I do something?” Jeff frantically asked, you shook your head,

“No, it’s not you. It’s Tony, he’s here.” You pointed out the window to him coming out of his car. Jeff tensed up,

“Dont worry I’ll tell him off if he says anything rude.” You reassured him. He just simply nodded. Tony came in and saw you guys, he walked over.

“You look annoyed. Is he annoying you?” Tony said pointing at Jeff,

“No it’s not him, it’s you.” You looked at him annoyed,

“I’m just looking out for you,” he said looking out the window.

“Well sometimes it gets annoying.” He apologized and went to go sit down at a table further away.

“Again sorry,” You apologized to Jeff,

“It’s understandable, if I had a beautiful sister like him of course I would be overprotective.” Did he just call you beautiful. Oh my gosh, your stomach filled with butterflies. You just smiled and finished your hot chocolate.

“It’s 4:45 we should get going.” Jeff said while getting up and taking out his wallet,

“It’s fine I can pay for mine,”

“No, a gentleman always pays for his girl.” He smirked, you just playfully rolled your eyes. Again, from the corner of your eyes you could see Tony staring at you guys.
You guys walked out and got in Jeff’s car, a couple minutes later you noticed Tony also walking out and getting into his car.

“He’s following us, I’m actually getting so irritated.” You told Jeff,

“It’s fine he’s just looking out for you, he doesn’t want you to get hurt.” He smiled at you sympathetically. The drive to your house was filled with you guys just saying dumb jokes and laughing all the way. He made you really happy, hopefully you did the same to him. You two arrived at your house, he opened the car door for you and walked you to your door.

“I had a nice time with you, sorry my brother kept bothering us.” You said with a small laugh.

“It’s fine, I had a great time. Hey um can I have your number? So we can you know plan another time to hang out.” The thought of him wanting to hangout with you made you extremely happy. You nodded, him handing you his phone and you typing your number. You gave him your phone and he typed in his number, soon enough Tony parked and started walking towards you guys. You sighed,

“I should get inside before he suspects anything,” you frowned,

“Bye, had lots of fun with you.” He smiled giving you a hug.

“Alright let her go, that’s long enough.” Tony interrupted the hug, you rolled your eyes and went inside.

“Did you seriously have to follow us?” You asked Tony, annoyance filling your voice.

“I was just looking out for you.” Tony started while looking down,

“Jeff is a good guy Tony! I really like him, please don’t ruin this for me!” You regretted the fact that you had just told Tony you had a crush on Jeff. He looked at you,

“He’s going to hurt you Y/N, all guys are the same!” You rolled your eyes,

“No he isn’t! He’s nice and caring and funny!” You argued back,

“That’s how they are in the beginning, they just want to get in your pants then let you go!” You scoffed,

“Jeff isn’t like that!” He just shook his head,

“Fine, he has to prove to me that he isn’t like that.” He walked away.

Party girl (Zach Dempsey x Reader)

“I’m here!” You screamed while going through the front door.

Your friend Jessica was throwing a party at her house and you decided to come early so you could help her. You walked to the living room where she was sitting on the couch, you put your bag where your clothes for the party were on the floor and jumped on Jess. 

“I’ve missed you, summer without you was boring.” She said while hugging you. You got off of her and sat next to her. “Sooo, how was Europe?” Jess asked excited. 

“I missed you too! And it was great, you would’ve loved it there.” You told her everything about your trip, showed her pictures and gave her souvenirs you bought for her. 

 After that you two began decorating for the party. When you were finished with the food you went to the living room and put some music. Jess was somewhere and you couldn’t resist but sing and dance. You took your hairbrush that was in your bag and used it as a microphone. You probably looked like an idiot but you didn’t care, nobody was here except for Jess. Plus, your dance moves weren’t that bad, you kinda looked like a walrus though… 

I’m a wandress 

I’m a one night stand 

Don’t belong to no city 

Don’t belong to no man 

I’m the violence in the pouring rain 

I’m a hurricane 

 "I’M A HURRICAAAANE!“ That wasn’t even singing it was just a strident voice screaming.

Little did you know that Zach and Justin came early to help Jess as well. Seeing you dancing like it was your last time dancing on earth just made them laugh, it was funny indeed.

The next song playing was “I can’t dance” by Genesis. It was appropriate to the weird moves you made. 

“I CAN’T DANCE, I CAN’T SING" 

"INDEED YOU CAN’T” The sweet sound of Jess’s voice screamed through the room. You turned around, flipping your flawless hair just to see the two boys smiling like idiots. 

 "I- Oh… Umm.. Well.“ You began and threw your hairbrush away. "That’s embarrassing. ” You laughed nervously. 

“That was quite a show. Nice dance moves.” Justin told you while laughing. 

“Thanks, I trained a lot.” You tried to hide your embarrassment behind sarcasm. You looked at Zach who didn’t say anything, well now you have probably zero chances with your crush. 

 "Are you guys just gonna stand here or are you actually gonna help me?“ Asked Jess with furrowed eyebrows.


When everything was finally ready, you went up with your bag and changed in the bathroom. You fixed your make-up and then went downstrairs where the party already began. 

Everyone from school was here, you said hi to Clay, Hannah, Jeff and other friends of yours. You took a red cup filled with beer and decided to go outside, some were playing beer pong, some danced, and others just talked. You saw Zach talking with Sherri, the laughed and seemed to have fun. You weren’t jealous, pfff no, why would you be? Sherri never mentioned any liking for the school’s best basketball player, and she knows you have a crush on him. 

What are they laughing at? What if he’s making fun of my horrible dancing and even more horrible singing? You thought. You drank your beer and took another cup.

“Don’t drink too much or else you’ll be spending the night in the bathroom.” Sherri said and laughed.

“Yeah I don’t want that to happen…” After saying that it was silent, not totally because there was music and people talking obviously, but neither one of you two said anything. “I’m gonna go there.” You told her pointing the living room. “And I am going to dance so… See you later.” 

That was the most awkward conversation you had with her. Anyway, you made your way into the room where most of the Liberty High students were dancing. Thanks to Tony the music was good and you actually didn’t dance that bad.

Almost half an hour passed and you were still dancing, you took a break and fell on the couch next to Zach, he looked amused.

“For a minute I thought the French took away your dancing skills.” He laughed and so did you. “Don’t worry, what happens here stays here.” He said reffering to your before the party dance moves.

“Did I really look like a suffocating seal though ?” 

“Well, it was more like a dying whale.” You looked at each other and laughed so hard everyone was looking at you. “But you do have the laugh of suffocating seal.” You looked at him with wide eyes, was that supposed to be a compliment ? “It’s cute, I like it.” 

“You’re the only one who likes it then.” You replied and smiled. The first words of Solo Dance echoed through the walls. “I love this song, come dance with me!” You told Zach and grabbed him by the arm. 

In the middle of the crowd you danced like nobody was watching. Zach was smiling and tried to keep it up with your moves.

Just wanna dance dance dance

Dance dance dance

When the song was over you couldn’t breathe anymore, but it was worth it. You went to the kitchen with Zach to drink some water. You were the only ones in the room, it was pretty calm. 

“So.” You said and put your glass in the sink. “How was your summer?” You asked him.

“It was fun, yours?” 

“Good.” Silence filled the room. “I saw a basketball game in Italy, they weren’t as good as you. I mean, who can be better than The Zachary Dempsey.” You smiled at him, he didn’t say anything and just looked at you. 

“I really missed you.” Was the only thing he said before kissing you.

You were in shock,what is happening? When you finally realised that his lips were locked with yours you kissed him back. His hands were on your hips and yours were attached to his neck. Your kiss was deep and passionate.

“I think I-” Began Jess but stopped when she saw Zach and you kissing. “FINALLY!” She screamed and you felt your cheeks burn. You separate yourself from Zach. “Anyway, um, I am going to let you guys alone.” She smiled and winked at you before leaving the kitchen.

You looked up at Zach, his cheeks were as red as yours. He gave you a small smile that you gave back, it was kinda awkward. But before you could say anything he kissed you again.

That was a party you would never forget.

When the Cock Crows

Originally posted by whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname

A/N: This is pure silly fun. Basically it’s the kind of trash conversations my ass blesses subjects my friends to. Seriously though, it’s a result of a post from @impala-dreamer, I yelled at her for it and then she was a terrible influence and encouraged these shenanigans by talking to me about it (oh yeah she beta’d it too because she’s an angel). I hope you guys like it!

Warnings: So many swears…l mean cock is in the title ffs…also we’ll call it smut adjacent (nothing graphic it’s just on the road to bang town) Gratuitous use of a Sam gif for no other reason than chest hair.

Words: 2,060 (I’m not even sorry)

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“Did anyone catch what she said before the…the uh poof?”

“I got nothin’ Sammy. Y/N?”

“Y/N!”

“It’s…I’m fine. Just knocked the wind outta me. Babe, I’m ok really.”

“Ok well maybe she didn’t do anything? Maybe she just said stuff for the poof.”

“Sure Dean. Because stuff like that always happens to us. She was looking at us, Y/N was behind her so most likely if any of us are cursed it’ll be either me or you.”

Sam wasn’t looking at Dean while he spoke. He was checking you over to see if you were hurt. It was sweet. Sweet, and so annoying.

“Hey I’m fine. Let’s just get back motel and figure out our next move.”

“She’s right, Dean you want to pull the car up and I’ll help Y/N out?”

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