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Umm have you guys noticed that when Alex kisses Maggie, they both tilt left, but when Maggie kisses Alex, they tilt right? Then after V-day, they both know to go left? In other words they found their sweet spot just like a real life couple because they’ve kissed enough times to know what works and everyone knows you don’t go the other way once you’ve found it and in conclusion alex and maggie equal true love’s kiss and I’ve spent too much time thinking about this

Is it just me...

 When I am reading something very funny and highly inappropriate at the same time in front of my parents and I laugh, my parents expect me to explain. I’m like umm so this guy like this person and he said something that made the other person laugh. My parents are like um okay and i’m like just keep sinning, just keep sinning, just keep sinning sinning. 

Nah.

Prompts: #160 “You win!”
                 #179 “Kiss me. Right here, right now.”
Pairing: Archie x Reader
Word Count: 565
Requested: Yes, by @sophiiemead


Archie!” I giggled. “What babe?” I rolled my eyes at the adorable sweaty redhead holding me. We were playing football outside, which really just ended up being us two chasing each other. I breathlessly caught up to him and attempted to tackle him but he put me over his shoulder with ease. I knew he was smirking. 

Why’d you do that? I wanted to tackle you to the ground” I nasally whined at him. He shook his head, “Sorry, not sorry, but, no, you’re just not strong enough to do that.” This irritated me, not because it rude or mean, because I knew I was weak, I was irritated because whenever someone tells me not whatever enough to do something, I really want to prove that person wrong.

I huffed and squirmed until Archie was unable to hold me, which he then placed me gently onto the grass. I got up, gave myself a running head start, stretched a little bit, popped my neck and back, and charged towards him, hoping to prove him wrong.

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 FIC REC’S OF 2017 part 1 (january)

Roots by cherrystreet (43k) ONE SHOT

There aren’t many things that make Harry Styles nervous. He’s spent the past couple of years on and off various stages, filled with screaming fans, all chanting his name, loud and adoring. He’s done countless interviews, some even on live, national television, never faltering over his words, answers meticulously planned out, smooth and steady. He’s signed countless autographs, taken just as many photos, and even when he sat in his label’s studio, waiting to see how high up on the charts his single made it, he didn’t feel uneasy or uncomfortable. It’s all been unbelievably fun. No, there aren’t many things that make Harry Styles nervous.

Enter Louis Tomlinson.             FAMOUS/NOT FAMOUS

King Of Wishful Thinking by Star_Henderson (38k) CHAPTERED

“Don’t umm don’t get on the bus, come inside.” Louis blurted the words out, speaking quickly.

Harry looked startled.

“Just. Look I don’t know if I want..” Louis scrubbed his face with his hand. “I’ll pay for your time. Just come in.”

Harry stepped away from the bus stop and the bus sailed straight past.

“What’s umm what do you guys make these days?”

Harry shuffled his feet. “Depends. Like two hundred an hour.”

Louis hummed. “Reasonable.” He gestured towards the hotel. “Come up for a drink or some room service or something.”

Harry scraped the toe of his already scuffed boots on the floor. “You don’t have to do this, I feel like… like you’re a nice person who feels bad but it’s fine. I get it. You don’t have to make it up to me.”

Louis stared at Harry. It’d been so long since he’d even spoken to a guy let alone hung out with one. He’d enjoyed the banter and the flirting.

“Come up.” Louis’ voice was soft.

Harry’s face bloomed into a smile. “Ok.”   SEX WORKER AU, FAKE/PRETEND RELATIONSHIP

Off The Record by Tomlinsontoes (90k) CHAPTERED

Louis is an out of control teen heartthrob, Harry is hired to get him back on track and they both hate each other while they secretly don’t.

“I’m not your personal assistant you know,” Harry says once he gets there and Louis lets him in and he shoves the bag into his hands. “I’m your publicist.”

“I know that,” Louis smiles a devilish grin patting Harry in the middle of his chest as he takes the bag, “but look at you personally assisting me,” he says looking in the bag and pulling out the Cheetos. I also know that my PA turns his phone on silent at night, and clearly, you don’t. Waiting for a booty call or something?” Louis says turning on his heels and scurrying over to his sofa and plopping down. Harry swears he sees a puff of orange dust soar into the air when Louis opens the bag. He’s amazed that couch is as clean as it looks.       ENEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS

A Love Like War by sincewewereeighteen (173k) CHAPTERED

“I want your help.”
“Are you sure validation isn’t the right word?” Harry frowns. “Because, Louis, my professional opinion won’t change just because you’re being nice.”
“I don’t want your professional opinion on my work to change. I wanna do better work, so you and everybody else can have a new opinion”, he states simply.

Or: the one in which Louis Tomlinson is a cliched rock star, he’s got everything except for love. But then he meets Harry Styles; the man that, against all odds, saves him in every way a person can be saved, even when Louis didn’t know he needed saving in the first place.               FAMOUS/NOT FAMOUS, READ THE TAGS

Pinkies Never Lie by emma1234 (83k) CHAPTERED

“I just think if we’re both into it and neither of us is looking for something serious, why not?” Harry asks, eyes soft and voice sweet. He pauses and gives Louis a moment or two to answer.

There are countless reasons why Louis shouldn’t agree to this, but in the end, none of them really matter. This will end with Louis in pieces, but he’s been in love with Harry for four years. There was only ever one answer.

“Yeah,” Louis answers finally, hoping his voice sounds normal. “Why not?”

AU in which Louis hates his job and loves Harry, Harry just wants a distraction, everyone else wants them to get their shit together, and Louis learns the hard way that new beginnings are only possible when something ends. FRIENDS TO LOVERS

I’ll Be Flicking Stones At Your Window, I’ll Be Waiting Outside ‘Til You’re Ready To Go by rockdatbody (5k) ONE SHOT

Soulmates AU where you can’t see colours until you meet your soulmate.

Harry never thought he would find his while performing on stage in front of thousands of people but hey, things happen. SOULMATES 

A Fallen Star That Shines No More by jwdish98 (25k) ONE SHOT 

Louis might have a problem.

Said problem lies entirely in the fact that he can’t seem to avoid Harry Styles, The Ex-Boyfriend That Broke His Heart and World Famous Popstar Sensation. Everything is only made more complicated by the fact that he doesn’t really want to avoid Harry either, even though they’re supposed to mean nothing to each other.

Another tiny problem may also be that Harry has no idea that Louis has a daughter now.

Yeah, he’s screwed. FAMOUS/NOT FAMOUS, KID FIC

You Made Your Mark (Here In My Heart) by AllTheseLittleWritings (15k) ONE SHOT

Louis is slowly caressing the baby’s cheek. He’s looking into bright green, wide eyes, which seem to look at Louis in wonderment. Louis picks the baby’s hand into his and holds it. He looks at it and then at Harry, who starts to chuckle with his cute baby voice.

When Louis is just a small child, he meets a chubby baby named Harry. He doesn’t realize that he meets the same boy over 20 years later and finds his soulmate. SOULMATES

Block B Reaction || Getting An Erection In Front Of Their Best Friend They’re Crushing On
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Zico

“Yo, I just remembered that I have some work to do at home. If you don’t mind, we could hang out a bit later or something… I *cough* need to rush if I’m to be free later”


Taeil

*Doesn’t even realize at first but then…*
“Oh? uh… OH! HOLD UP I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM”
*As he’s in the bathroom he is freaking out*
/ WhatdoIdo? WhatdoIdo? What do I dooooooo!? DID SHE NOTICE THO /


B-Bomb

*Struggles to keep cool*
Y/N
: “Minhyuk, would you like to excuse yourself?”
“Ehe… W-what do you mean? I’m fine”


Jaehyo

/ WHAT IS MY BODY EVEN DOING? AM I 12 AGAIN? /


U-Kwon

*Before you notice anything he sucessfully covers up and casually speaks*
“Umm, Y/N… Some guy matters came up so I have to go…”
Y/N: “Hm? Does Zico need you for something again?”
“… yeah”


Kyung

“Yo, let’s sit down I got a cramp in my leg”
*10 minutes later*
Y/N: “So how long–”
“I STILL HAVE A CRAMP”


P.O

*Takes jumper off to put it around his waist, but now his torso is cold*
Y/N
: “You’re acting weird”
“Sometimes I got to”


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Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 
both: 

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