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LOVE this ACOMAF fan trailer!!

Is it just me...

 When I am reading something very funny and highly inappropriate at the same time in front of my parents and I laugh, my parents expect me to explain. I’m like umm so this guy like this person and he said something that made the other person laugh. My parents are like um okay and i’m like just keep sinning, just keep sinning, just keep sinning sinning. 

Umm...

GUYS I JUST HAD AN AWFUL THOUGHT
What if that is the legit final problem? What if what we see on screen, Sherlock having to choose between his brother and John, and he says I love you, then he is about to make his choice, but before we find out who did it, the screen cuts to black. Then you hear a gunshot and the episode ends….

I’m sorry, I’ll lock myself in the basement now.

@shag-me-senseless-watson

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Gladers | The Maze Runner

Thomas: “So then we are all agreed, no one gets to date Y/N.”

All: “Agreed!

Ben: “… Umm guys, Where’s Gally?

Newt: “Shuck…” 

Minho: “That Klunkhead…” 

Frypan: “Guy’s, I found him.”      

*All look across the glade towards Gally approaching you*

Minho: “Oh. No. He. Didn’t!

All: “Gally!

Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 
both: 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

Obama to situation room: So now we wait to see if the Intel from our Syrian sources matches what the Saudis are relaying to…

Joe: hey boss mushrooms and olives okay?

Obama: not now Joe.

Joe to pizza place: my roommate is just gonna have to like what he gets.

Pizza guy: and how are you going to Pay?

Joe: Umm you guys got a White House tab?

Pizza guy: Joe is that you?

Joe: *hangs up*

Sweetie to Ara: Umm… So basically what’s happening to you is called being ‘in heat’. It only happens to cats, though, or in your case, beings who share cat characteristics. I-it’s completely normal, buuut, umm…It’s, uh, kind of hard to explain exactly WHAT it is? Hhh this is so hard–

Ara: ??? (is such a confused child ppftT)

@yurarat I DREW IT BROOOO HHHHHH what has I doone? ;w;

I’m such an awkward child, so I’m proooobably not drawing this again anytime soon hhHHhhh–