umm this guy

If Attack on Titan was in the style of “The Office”

Eren: *gets to work two hours before everyone else*

“HAHA those cowards. If they were real soldiers then they would be here early like me!” 

*falls asleep*

*wakes up as everyone is going home and realizes he slept through the entire work day* 

“DAMMIT!” 

*explains to Mikasa and Armin that it was the fault of the titans” 

Mikasa: *glares angrily at Eren flirting with Levi*

“There’s no one here that I hate. However, if a certain individual in the survey corps were to suddenly catch fire and I was the only one who had a bucket of water…I’d drink the water.” 

*smiles evilly at Levi* 

Armin: *chaos erupting behind him*

“In my opinion, do I think I am smarter than everyone else?”

 *turns around to see everyone being dumb and building on fire*

“I would say it’s more of a fact.”

Jean: *staring at Marco* 

“Who do I think is the hottest in the trainee corps?”

 *shot of Marco doing something so unbelievably adorable and Jean blushing* 

“Yeah…I’d have to say me.” 

Marco: *smiling into the camera looking all cute*

“I know I said I’d wait till marriage but Jean told me that God can’t see in the dark.”

 *blushes*

Reiner: *looking at Connie doing something stupid*

“Connie is the Survey Corps idiot. No one really knows how he is still alive.”

Bert: *looks anxiously into the camera*

“So umm….do you guys like….always record us…..even when we are having private conversations?” 

*shot of Bert and Reiner and Annie talking about being Titans* 

“Because ummm…..if you do…..that’s not cool bro.” 

Annie: *rolling her eyes*

“Look I’m here for two reasons and two reasons only. One, to get me a piece of that blonde booty over there 

*shot of Armin holding back Eren from punching Jean* 

and two, to murder everyone in their sleep.”

Sasha: *looking blankly into the camera and smiling*

“Every once in a while they make me murder a giant naked person. At first I was opposed to it but then I started noticing that every time I kill one they feed me. So here I am.”

Connie: *wearing a pink toupee* 

“Reiner said pink really brings out my eyes” 

*Reiner laughing his ass off in the back* 

“I think he’s right cause everyone in the trainee corps won’t stop staring at me.”

*everyone in the back rolling on the floor crying of laughter* 

Erwin: *on the topic of Levi*

“I’m not really sure what Levi does around here. He kind of just showed up and started killing Titans. I remember that day very clearly because my eyebrows were the fleekiest they have ever been. Did I say that right? Fleekiest? Fleeky? Fleek? I’m not sure, I heard a child say it once so I thought I’d sprinkle it into my vocabulary to make me sound hipper.” 

Levi: *sleeping in a chair* *talking in his sleep*

“Yeah……oh yeah….you’re so dirty. You’re a dirty little cabinet aren’t you?” 

*wakes up and sees camera* 

“Do you really have to record me while I sleep? Don’t you guys ever have to take a shit?” 

Hanji: *takes off her glasses* 

“Oh these things? They’re fake. I wear them to make myself look smarter. They actually impair my vision quite severely. But you have to pick and choose your battles, am I right?” 

*points finger guns at camera and winks* 

Moblit: *Hanji causes a science experiment to explode causing Moblit to lose his eyebrows*

“Honestly, at this point, I’m not even mad at her. I’m just mad at myself.”

Squad Levi: *Gunther, Eld, and Oluo wrapping each other in scotch tape* *Petra shaking her head in disapproval*

Petra- “I used to partake in their shenanigans until one day I realized I wasn’t 6 years old.” 


(I wish I could draw these but I cannot draw) *cries* 

Umm…guys does this mean tadashi is coming back xxx cant wait for the series anyone know anything let me know xx
Quick note:
I apologise for not crediting on this ‘fanart’ but i honestly have know idea who made it xx i literally just found it imdb ( if u were wondering idk if u were or not but whatever.) Xx i wanna give a shoutout to the people who have now helped me find out who’s art work this is @benteja xx Thanks guys felt really bad after I ‘stole’ this fanart xxx anyway have a nice summer guys and thanks u for the support xx love u all xx

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the summer of love

harry & draco : quidditch world cup date, unexpected twists and turns, shared cigarettes, loud yelling, muggle profanities, adrenaline coursing through the veins, cheering for opposite teams, holding hands, greasy chips, ketchup stains, loud fireworks, victory kisses, comforting kisses, celebrating on the street, doing it right this time

requested by @sableunstable // and made for @huffelpuff as a thank you for putting up with my rarepair-trashy ass blog   ♥

Yoongi felt it. He felt the change in the air around them and the presence that was now sitting next to him. He felt it but he didn’t dare to look. He knew he would break, probably cry when he saw her crying or hate himself some more (if it was possible).

It took them more than ten minutes, staring at nothing, without talking, listening to their own hearts. He was about to change position when he heard it. It was so low he thought he imagined it.


“Yoongi”
This time he was sure he heard it so he turned around, slowly, he didn’t want to break the moment. He was about to answer when she spoke again “don’t talk yea, just please listen to me” there was a soft smile on her lips but it seemed so fake. Everything seemed fake.
“I-” Yoongi nodded licking his lips “okay”

“I’m not going to lie Yoongi, you hurt me” It was starting, the ache in his chest and the headache. It was happening. He hurt the girl he loved.
“I don’t hate you if that’s your worry but I can’t do this. Right now, I can’t be with you, I can’t trust you or let my feelings grow. I just can’t do that to myself Yoongi” there it was, the silence break to calm down and hold back the tears and the hateful words.
“I can’t do it, I can’t trust you. I understand it okay? I get it was a mistake but that’s a lie. A mistake is something that happens once Yoongi. You lied to me, you kept going back to her. I counted all the times the guys excused you, it’s more than ten times Yoongi”
This time Yoongi looked at her, he took in the image. Teary eyes, bags under her eyes, frown eyebrows. He hated himself so much. He didn’t mind being heartbroken because he deserved it but her? She shouldn’t cry or feel bad for someone like him.
$ldquo;I’m sorry” did she even hear that? He should get up and leave. He didn’t even deserve her presence.

“I know you are sorry Yoongi. And I’m sorry too. If I ever did something to push you away or want someone else, I’m sorry. I’m sorry if I wasn’t enough”
“No, no, don’t say-” it wasn’t fair, he was the dickhead, he was the bad man of this story. If there was someone to blame, it was him.
“I can’t be with you but I can’t lose you. You’re important to me. You became part of my life and I hate to say this but I love you. I love you so much I can’t just push you away” Yoongi moved closer, slowly, not to break the moment. He wanted to wrap his arms around her, to hold her tight and promise her that he would kill whoever hurt her but he didn’t because he was afraid. He was the one who hurt her, the one who made her cry and the one who broke her heart. “I love you too” Those words weren’t supposed to be out, not now, but he couldn’t stop himself because he loved her. More than anything. Still, his girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, the girl he was in love with, kept talking, just like that, ignoring his words.
“I love you but I can’t be with you Yoongi”
“I didn’t expect you to be with me, I just wanted to say sorry before disappearing”
“That’s why I want to start over” Again, his words were ignored. Was she really ignoring him? Or was he that broken that his voice didn’t even come out? “I want us to start over as friends. I know it won’t be easy and we won’t fall back into our friendship just like that but it’s worth the try. I can’t just trust you but I can’t lose you so please let’s start over. Just friends. Maybe, someday, if we still love each other we can try again”
“I like-”
“So nice to meet you, my name is y/n” There was an arm in front of his chest. He looked at it, it was the same hand she always used to play with his hair, to rub his back when he had his attacks. The same arm he kissed so many times. The same arm she always wrapped around his neck when she was about to kiss him. So many memories, so much love, it was blurry and it hurt like a bitch but he wasn’t one to give up an opportunity. It’s not what he wanted, he wanted to take that hand, place it on his neck and lean in to take her lips into his but that’s not what he did. He smiled, probably as fake as hers, to hide the pain and took her hand into his. “I’m Yoongi, pleasure meeting you”
“I really like your pink hair” were her next words. Yoongi chuckled. Pink hair was the color she chose because it was cute and it would match her nails color.
After some talking and a few smiles, they got up, ready to part ways. Yoongi was about to leave when he appeared.
“Umm hello guys” the awkwardness Jungkook carried around was unbelievable.
“Hey Kookie” Yoongi smiled, waving his hand to get him to come closer “This is Jungkook, my best friend”
“I see you know my best friend, Gukk. Because he is my best friend” she smiled and it burnt a little because it wasn’t for him, it was for Jungkook but he didn’t deserve a smile so he nodded. “The best best friend in this universe” she moved slowly and kissed his cheek “thank you so much Gukkie”
“What is going on?” He looked so confused, it was funny. Yoongi only smiled.
“I’m glad to see you already know my best friend, that will make my request less awkward, should we go get some food? I’m starving” she smiled, rubbing her stomach. Yoongi nodded. Jungkook was still confused but he smiled and accepted the request so they waited for her to get ready. When she came out, after closing the door, Yoongi realized that this wasn’t a bad idea. He was still in love and love hurts like a bitch but he still had his best friend around, they could fall in love again but until that happened, until all the magic and the kisses started again, he was going to enjoy this.


Wrong chat Yoongi final

Part 1. Part 2. Final.

Jimin version

A/N: Its finally here, after all the waiting and all the asks. I did say it would be a happy ending but as I said, a happy ending could be with jungkook, alone or with yoongi. I chose the alone ending because dating your ex’s best friend is petty, getting back with your cheater ex is a bad decision and as some comments said, I do believe in friendship between girls and boys i¡withut romantic feelings so hehe. Hope you enjoy it. 

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LOVE this ACOMAF fan trailer!!

So ain't nobody gonna talk about this??

“Me too! I’m the luckiest girl!… I mean, guy. Luckiest guy..”
Umm??? Confused. Idk if that was meant to be funny orrrr
Is Carlos trans? Idk. Just a thought.
I should write a fanfic about this.

Humans Are Weird: Fandoms

But like, aliens being really surprised at how seriously we take our fandoms. I mean they only just got over the fact that we have fiction and not strictly non fiction. They have mostly been convinced that we don’t have powers but they’re still suspicious. For example,

*cue alien accidentally overhearing conversation between two female and one male recruits *

“ HOLY CRAP HELEN, I BET YOU DIDNT HEAR WHAT I HEARD.”

*sigh* “and what exactly did you hear Mary.”

“ DAVE HASNT READ HARRY POTTER.”

“ WHAT” 

“I know right!!!! AND THATS NOT THE WORST PART IS HE WAS DISSING NOT ONLY HUFFLEPUFF BUT SLYTHERIN AS WELL.”

“"ExCUSE ME. OHH I KNOW HE DIDNT DOES HE WANT TO GO. HE WANTS TO GO DOESNT HE. I WILL SHOW HIM WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A SLYTHERIN.”

“"Oh, and did I menTION THAT HE WAS ALSO SAYING THAT PERCYJACKSON WAS FOR CHILDREN.”

“THATS IT HES GOING DOWN, THE FILTHY MUGGLEHEADED MORTAL.”

“"Umm, guys you know that I haven’t read them and they are technically written for kids.

“…” 

“THATS IT IM GOING TO DECAPITATE YOU STEVE”

*alien uncomfortably slinks away to update the human manual to “ not insulted the Hairy Potty or Percy son of Jack*

(Feel free to add)

Is it just me...

 When I am reading something very funny and highly inappropriate at the same time in front of my parents and I laugh, my parents expect me to explain. I’m like umm so this guy like this person and he said something that made the other person laugh. My parents are like um okay and i’m like just keep sinning, just keep sinning, just keep sinning sinning. 

“Um, ok, you’re the Coach..”

Is something you shouldn’t always say…

Or y’know, end up like this blank, hypnotized, good boy here.

Maybe I should reintroduce myself, if you’ve forgotten who am I already, or just visit and access the story before this one: “Sorry, What?” Link

This piece of meat is an exchange student from Canada, carrying some sort of scholarship that gave him a free ride along with all facilities paid for. School System has him bearing the name William Red, which kind of has a nice ring to it. And for you to get the whole story, we will start at the top.

It was 6PM, and there weren’t a lot of guys and gals in the gym, possibly because it was crunch time. The gym barely had 4 users, which was sort of disappointing. 

“DING!”

It was an email from the Admissions and Facilities Department, and left me sort of curious.

Subject: Admission of Mr. William Reddison [StudID: 12938]

Dear Braxton, 

We will be admitting a Canadian Exchange Student today, and he has specified that he wishes to use the gym regularly on a regular basis. His details, records, and additional documents have been saved on the Staff Drives along with photographs in digital format. Please grant him access to the gym, and introduce him to the facilities we have.

We can always rely on you for everything Brax,

Sincerly, Judith.

Head of Admissions

I immediately clicked into the Shell and accessed my drive, but stopped to think.

It’s probably another nerdy scholar, with a funny accent”

I shrugged, and inputted my log-in

//  University Staff Drive  \

Welcome Brax,

ACCESS?> J:\BraxFiles\SharedFiles

COMMAND?>list

[Ellis, Jonathan] <-OPENED->

[Bain, Raymond] <-OPENED->

[Johnson, Max] <-OPENED->

[Reddison, William] <-SHARED BY judith.samson@admissions.system

COMMAND?>DOWNLOAD [Reddison, William] X:\PersonalFiles\ControlledBoys\NewTargets

The command has been completed sucessfully.

COMMAND?>OPEN

My dick immediately hardened, and knew that he needed to get under one of my training programs!

Name: William Reddison

Notes: After interviewing Mr Reddison, he seems to be a shy guy, with minimal social connections to close friends, family and mates. Does not seem to like spending long periods of time with a stranger, but favors the gym. Reddison has also indicated to us that he feels more free in the gym, and may serve as a exploit in getting at least a conversation with him 

- Judith

Date of Birth: REDACTED

Place prior transfer: Montreal, Canada

Scholarship: Jason Cox’s Excellence In Athletics Scholarship

[New Notification: New Student Logged In - William R.]

There he was, wearing his Red Calvin Kleins, with a white tank top, and Nike shorts”

I already made plans with Jonathan, (you may remember him from a previous encounter) to err, make it easier for me to, umm, compel the new guys. Jonathan quickly made friends with the Canadian hunk, and called me in.

Jonathan: Coach, this is William, he’s new here

William: “Errm, umm, hey. I’d like to train please”

Me: “Yeah, sure thing. Follow me to my office”

The office was upgraded to have blinds, to ensure no one on the outside knew what I was doing to fuckable fuckboys.  

So, Mr Red. Take a seat. I need to verify a few things before we get you started…

Welcome to GymOS!

COMMAND?>LOAD GRAFX X:\MindSnap\CONTROL.exe -unsuspecting

This command is now running…

William, take a look at the screen here, do these records look alright to you?

William was groaning, grunting out yesses at every page, each yes getting longer.

Fuck, he looks so good going under..

I signaled Jonathan to slowly and gently hold the hunk on the chair, as William was staring at the screen. It was a spiral, though it was transparent so he wouldn’t suspect, but enough to be visible by the subconscious.

He started to resist, and jiggle aggressively 

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEEET MEEEE GOOOOoooo…”

His body started to sloooowly slump.

Good boy.

At 7:30PM tonight boy, you will come over to the addressed supplied to you, and you will strip down to your underwear lie down on my bed, and wait further instructions.

His glassy eyes simply flickered, with his head nodding, saying ‘Yes’



I walked into my room at 7:45PM to find him like this. I smirked, and started feeling him up. Another blank muscle boy added to my collection. He needed more work, but nothing I could fix.

I put my hand on his crotch, and told him the following:

“You are no one else now, but mine. You will still go to University, train hard with me in the gym, aim for the best in your studies, and get a job, and you will come home to me, mindless, obedient, and waiting to serve.”

“Yes”

I asked him to strip off his underwear and start playing with it mindlessly.


“Yes”

He was mine to use. Mine to control. Mine to fuck. Mine to do whatever I want.

Kneel while standing up boy!

“Yes”

Now, you are no longer a shy muscle man. You are now a cocky, arrogant and playful subject. You know you are controlled, and you like it. You love it. You need it. Being controlled is what defines you now. You love me. You need me. You can’t live without me. Understood?

His voice shifted to a more playful and cocky tone

“Yes”

He liked having his photos taken now, with or without clothes, and enjoys his regular fucks, and submissions. 

He thanks me regularly for freeing him of his own control, now that I control him. We are now processing his visa, so he can stay here with me, forever, as my Canadian muscle puppet boy.


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There are also just a few spaces left in my fitness hypnosis program!

So make sure you shoot me a message on Kik/Tumblr, and get ready to finally gain muscle and mass (and not just your right hand!) 

Also looking for guys, to put under hypnosis on casual sessions!

So hit me up!

anonymous asked:

Number 15 with Jason Todd please!

A/N: From this prompt list (https://livinginthesuperheroage.tumblr.com/post/163341239511/send-number-and-boy-name) these are still open but not for long!

“I love you, god damnit!!” You scream at him.

“Yes, that’s exactly why I need to do this,” the man you love response not even meeting your eyes that are full of tears, already shed and ones not yet.

“I swear Jason Peter Todd if you get on that plane, I will never speak to you again, it will be like you never existed!” You yell at him your voice breaking from the weight of your words. You can’t imagine a world without him, can’t imagine what you would be without him. Maybe that’s why your not physically going over there and stopping him or calling his family, you need to know who you are without him because sometime ago you forgot what that was.

He stops in his tracks and turns back to look at you. Now as your stareing into his eyes you finally realise what exactly you are doing and where you are. Your trying to stop your fiancé from getting on a plane to god knows where to kill someone you love, which is someone he hates. And your causing a scene with your red rimmed eyes in the middle of Gotham busiest airports.

You walk closer to him trying to mend the physical gap between you two, “Jason I need you to think about what your doing.”

“I’ve thought about this for a long time, you should know that better than anyone,” Jason tells you, he turns back around resuming his walk to his terminal.

You groan at this, you know you can’t stop him he’s relentless, he’ll do whatever it takes to get what he wants. That’s how he got you after all.

You jog up to him and stand directly in front of him, preventing him from passing you, “You can’t stop me,” Jason says.

“No I can’t,” a man just bumped into you which caused you to waver a little bit, Jason glared at him, the man apologized so you let it slide, you continue your statement, “you can’t just leave. If you do you’ll leave your life, me, your brothers and your friends. All for some stupid vendetta!”

He grabs your arm a little to forcibly, reminding you of when you first met him, you wiggle a little to show your discomfort, which he mustn’t notice. “It’s not some stupid vendetta Y/N you know what he did to me and my family!” He says.

Tears well up in your eyes threating to break, “I know Jason but I can’t let you kill him, I’ll stop you before that happens,” you tell him.

He pushes past you but for some reason turn back to you, “I’ll like to see you try,” he smiles at you.

This surprises you, you now exactly what he’s doing. He’s challenging you, it’s he’s own way of telling you to follow him and stop him because he knows you can and he can’t himself, “Is that a challenge Mr. Todd?” You find yourslef returning his smile from earlier.

“Make it whatever you want Mrs/Mr.Y/L/N,” He responds smirking at you.

You smile wide, “Well I’ll find you and stop you, you know I can.”

You hear over the intercoms at the airport that Jason’s flight is loading, he looks down at you “That’s me,” he says finger pointing up to where the voice came from that announced the flights. He looks back down too you as if calculating something, he leans in to where his lips are a inch away from yours, “Good luck,” he leans in closer now he’s just a centimeter away from your lips, “and godspeed, Y/N.” Right when you start to lean in to complete the kiss he pulls away with a smirk, then he walks away from you too his terminal.

“Damn you, Jason Todd,” you whispered to yourslef, “why do I love you.”

A/N: I hope you liked it anon and I might continue this story if enough of you guys liked it!

Only one can have the girl.

Originally posted by everythingtythan

loud blue boi vs. stoneface… who’s going to win?


As the new girl on the team, you were still unsure about how the team feels about you yet. You always wanted to make a great first impression with everyone and you did! The minute you first walked through those doors, Tyler and Ethan were both amazed by you. To them, you were their perfect dream girl, Tyler fell in love with your kindness and team attitude since you came in with a big smile and helped the team with anything they needed while also keeping everyone motivated during long editing session but Ethan fell in love with your silliness and energy since you were a ball of energy and have a child-like mind sometimes with you being the youngest.  The two boys have been fighting for your attention ever since you’ve started working there and honestly, you didn’t really notice. When you had a hard time grabbing things off the shelves, they would both fight to grab it for you until Kathryn or Amy gets it for you when you’re about to go grab lunch for the team, they both try to tag along but you don’t mind it.

“Tyler, I should date her because you know SHE’S CLOSER TO MY AGE!” “Ethan, I liked her before you even laid eyes on her!” “WE SAW HER AT THE SAME TIME!” “GUYS, you do know..” “STAY OUT OF IT MARK!”  Tyler and Ethan have been at each other throat all week about who’s going to date you. “[Y/N] and I have a lot more in common than you two together!“ "Cartwheeling ISN’T A BONDING!” “What’s with all the yelling?” you laughed when you walked in. “Hey [Y/N]! Ready to start filming today’s challenge?” Mark hopped over to you, dragging you to the backyard area, “What challenge?” you stated confusingly. 

“MARK, I DON’T LIKE THIS CHALLENGE!!” you tried to hide from the arrows, “IF YOU WANT TO WORK WITH US, YOU HAVE TO TAKE SOME ARROWS.” He shot one almost hitting you. “MARK! I’M JUST AN EDITOR! I SHOULD BE EDITING!” you hid behind a tree, “SO IS ETHAN BUT HE STILL TAKE SOME HITS!” he shot one at Ethan’s chest for an example, “GOD DAMNIT, MARK!” “SEE!” “SORRY, ETHAN!” you shouted from the tree.  You climbed up the tree since you didn’t want to get hit what so ever, but Mark wasn’t going to give up that easily, “THAT’S CHEATING!” he shot an arrow, almost hitting you. “MARK! I HAVE A LOT OF EDITING TO DO!” he ignores you and continue shooting until he hit your knee causing you fall off the tree but luckily your strong friend caught you in his arms, “Thanks, Tyler.” You smiled and hopped out of his arms.  “Now, when I say stop Mark…” you walked up to him and grabbed the arrow and bow, “I mean stop. I suggest you should run.” You hissed before pulling the arrow back.

After spending another hour of attacking Mark, all when back to the house and decided to chill there for the night. You were listening to your music when you heard loud whispering from your door and it has gotten to the point that you just couldn’t take it anymore so you open the door seeing Ethan and Tyler arguing. “What’s going on!” you asked seeing the boys look at you by surprise.  "WOULD YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME!?“ They both yelled while pushing each other out their way. Your face turns red and laughs nervously, "Umm… well, you guys…” “I understand if you don’t wanna go out with a caveman, [Y/N]. I know I wouldn’t.” Ethan stopped you giving Tyler a death stare. You stopped them from bickering with a whistle, “GUYS!” you sighed with your face in your hand. “I’m not really interested… like that.” You mumbled. They gave you a confused look so you continue, “I’m into girls and I’m seeing someone sorta.” You explained. They both look at each other amazed, “I didn’t see that coming.” Ethan started laughing and Tyler joined along, “Oh my God. We were fighting all week about this and she didn’t even like us like that!” you smiled at the two boys bonding with each other, “So who are you dating?” Tyler added. “Me!” the boys turned around see Kathryn waving at them, “WHAT?” you walked over to your girlfriend and gave her a kiss on the cheek. “We’re trying to keep it on the down-low for a while so the fans wouldn’t freak out about it but yeah, we’re dating!” you explained, “But thanks for helping me today with editing and filming the challenge!” you added. The boys were silent and still processing the whole thing, “I think they need a while, let’s go to the movies so they can process this.” Kathryn whispered to you. You nodded and walked out hand and hand giggling.

“I was trying to tell you she was a lesbian!” Mark walked passed them, shaking his head, “BUT NO ONE LISTEN WANTS TO MARK!”


Originally posted by teamiplier-tothemoon-andback

PLOT TWIST! IT’S A KATHRYN X FEM!READER! I actually had this idea in my head for quite a while and the original concept was going to be a new neighbor instead of a new team member but I had writer block with the neighbor one so here’s this one. I’m sorry it was shorter than usual and it’s probably not my best work but I wanted to try something new just like the Father Figure Tyler one that actually received a lot of positive reviews and I’m glad everyone like it! Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed and I’ll see y’all later!

Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 
both: 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

nothing-stays-the-same  asked:

Hey!! I was wondering if you or your followers have any knowledge on the fur genetics of dalmatians? I have a curiosity™ and I can't find it anywhere. Basically I saw a picture of a dog someone claims to be the mixture of a labrador and a dalmatian, and said dog has black spots but brownish fur (instead of white). People are saying it's fake, and I wanna know if that's even possible genetically? Thanks!

Ooooh, who all would know about this? I’m sure there are multiple people around that I could tag… Was it impish-iggies who did genetics (and if so, what’s their new blog name, guys?)? Umm.

@streetdogmillionaires, @quichehound, @herebelife, @why-animals-do-the-thing - who knows stuff?

Still Haven’t Forgotten

A/N: i don’t do smut, so don’t ask || enjoy ♥

Fandom: Disney Descendants

Boy: Jay

Word Count: 1,295

Warning(s): Fluff

‘‘You may have forgotten about me. But I didn’t forget about you.’‘

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