ume burst

  • ❝  Come on, I’m not going to get anything killed with you lot holding me back.  ❞
  • ❝ I’m fine. I just need to die for a minute.  ❞
  • ❝ It was supposed to confuse him but it just made him peppy. Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he’s taking prescription medication?  ❞
  • ❝ And zombies don’t eat brains anyway, unless instructed to by their zombie master. A lot of people get that wrong.  ❞
  • ❝ This tower was built by crazy people and I don’t think it’s holding up very well.  ❞
  • ❝ But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but … after that. Every night after that.  ❞
  • ❝ It’s okay, I can be alone with you here.  ❞
  • ❝ OK, so you’re telling me I’m broke?  ❞
  • ❝ Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.  ❞
  • ❝ It’s not like it’s the end of the world… which is too bad, you know, ‘cause that, I’m really good at. ❞
  • ❝ Well, I know I’m back in America now. I’ve been knocked unconscious. ❞
  • ❝ I kiss all the time, not that I’m a kiss slut. Just with the lips and the pressing together and stuff. Hey, expert here!  ❞
  • ❝ You’re scared, ashamed of what you feel.  ❞
  • ❝ You can’t tell the ones you love, you know they couldn’t deal.  ❞
  • ❝ Uh, so, did anybody…uh…last night, you know, did anybody, um…burst into song?  ❞
  • ❝ Everything is turning out so dark.  ❞
  • ❝ Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes!  ❞
  • ❝ Do you think I’m stupid? I know you used that spell on me.  ❞
  • ❝ But I-I just wanted to make things better. Better for us.  ❞
  • ❝ We’ll get our memory back, it’ll all be right as rain.  ❞
  • ❝ Translate this for me, Spock. I don’t speak loser.  ❞
  • ❝ Nobody could do that much découpage without calling on the powers of  ❞
  • ❝ Who told you that it isn’t easy to love you?  ❞
  • ❝ I’ve been thinking about doing something in my room. I think the New Kids on the Block posters are starting to date me.  ❞
  • ❝ There is nothing good or clean in you. You are dead inside! You can’t feel anything real! I could never be your girl!  ❞
  • ❝ We do not joke about eating people in this house!  ❞
  • ❝ It’s dangerous, and so is all of us dying.  ❞
  • ❝ You want me to say I like seeing you in bed with that idiot?  ❞
  • ❝ And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person.  ❞
  • ❝ I wish your intestines were tied in knots and ripped apart inside your lousy gut!  ❞
  • ❝ Things fall apart, they fall apart so hard. You can’t ever put 'em back the way they were. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a long important process, and… can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?  ❞
  • ❝ In that case why won’t you sleep with me again?  ❞
  • ❝ We’re in custody. We haven’t been charged yet.  ❞
  • ❝ Bored now. ❞
  • ❝ You’ve never had any tiny bit of sex, have you? ❞
  • ❝ You really need every square inch of your ass kicked.  ❞
  • ❝ It’s about the power. And there’s no one in the world who has the power to stop me now.  ❞
  • ❝ You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well buckle up, 'Cause I’ve turned pro.  ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is… ask for help when you need it. ❞
  • ❝ World gonna end… where else would I want to be?  ❞
  • ❝ If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I’ve earned that.  ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you.  ❞ 
Patater Week Day 7 - Adopting a Pet Together

Kent sighs and readjusts on the couch. For the millionth time. Kent’s basically upside down at this point, head dangling off the edge of the couch towards the floor, and feet braced on the arm of the couch. Jeff just holds his book closer to his face and tries to do his best impression of someone who is completely oblivious.

“Jeeeeeeeeefff,” Kent whines.

Jeff grunts noncommittally and determinedly flips the page.


Nope. He’s not going to do it.

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Imagineer’s Daughter : Tom Holland

prompt : you’re an imagineer’s daughter and when tom holland comes into the parks for promo, you’re the non-official tour guide.

words : 1107

pairing : tom holland x reader

request : none

warning : none

a/n : you guys liked my last disney x tom preference so here is another one !!

Just like every day at the Magic Kingdom, you end up getting bored a little after lunch. So, you have to scour the park to find your dad to let him know you’re leaving. You would call him, but he’s not allowed to have his phone on the job. He’s an Imagineer at Disney World, which is only the coolest job ever. You practically grew up in the Magic Kingdom, because it’s just you and your dad. Your mom died a little after she gave birth to you. It’s upsetting, but it makes your life feel like a Disney movie. 

Every day, you go to the Magic Kingdom. Whether it’s a day off from school or in the afternoon, you always make sure you’re here every day. Everyone here knows you, and now you’re 19. Nothing’s changed.

Before you know it, you get lost in your thoughts and end up bumping into someone. You immediately recognize them because of what they’re wearing, it’s a dead ringer.

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captor-vatiing  asked:

62 tree bros? (Tbh you could do no nsfw or nsfw and I'd be chill either way)

sorry it’s so short eek!

Tree Bros- “If you can’t sleep, can we have sex?”

Evan was wide awake. Connor was wrapped around him and sleeping quietly, but sleep evaded. He slowly inched his way out of Connor’s grasp trying not to wake him, a difficult task seeing as Connor was such a light sleeper.

“Ev? What’s up you okay?”

Evan’s heart melted, Connor’s sleepy voice was possibly the cutest thing he’d ever heard. Evan turned himself around to face Connor, opting to fiddle with his shirt instead of meeting his boyfriend’s eyes.

“Uh yeah, m’ f-fine. I just, I can’t sleep.”

A wave of concern washed over Connor’s face before he returned to his same passive gaze,

If you can’t sleep can we have sex?

Evan looked up at Connor, detecting no humor in his eyes. He turned red,

“I- uh – um- I,”

Connor burst into laughter,

“HaHA, got you! Oh my god Evan you should’ve seen your face.”

Evan turned onto his back and hid his blushing face in his hands,

“Oh my god Con. I can’t b-believe you did that to me.”

Connor’s laughter abated and he scooted closer to Evan,

“I’m sorry”

Connor spoke between planting kisses on the parts of Evan’s face not covered by his hands,

“Will you” kiss ”forgive” kiss ”me”

Evan sighed and removed his hands from his face,

“Fine. but you’re an asshole.”

Connor grinned,

“I’m fine with that.”

Connor planted a chaste kiss on Evan’s lips before getting out of bed and moving towards the TV. Evan couldn’t help but blush, again. Connor plopped down onto the carpet and began rifling through Evan’s movie collection,

“Do you want The Princess and The Frog or Scream 2”

“Connor, I don’t even have Scream 2”

“I know, I know I’m just joking.”

Connor put the DVD in and made his way back to Evan. They spent the rest of the night watching Disney movies sitting side by side, Connor occasionally dozing off on Evan’s shoulder.

MTVS Epic Rewatch #156

BTVS 6x07

Obligatory soundtrack to make your reading expeerience better :)

Stray thoughts

1) I have to be honest, this was probably the most difficult recap I’ve written so far (other than The Body, which I skipped altogether and asked for submissions instead.) OMWF was the episode I was most looking forward to rewatching. It’s my favorite BTVS episode. It’s my favorite episode of anything/everything ever, period. I’ve watched it probably more than 50 times (I watched it three times just as part of this rewatch, just so you know.) And as much as I love this episode, I was really clueless about how to write a review about it. Like, what can be said about one of the most talked and written about episodes in the history of television? What can I say about it? How can I honor my love for it and what it means to me in my review? Do I write my recap in a different format? What am I bringing to the table? The truth is, I didn’t have the answers to any of these questions so that’s why I’ve been kind of quiet on Tumblr lately. I just couldn’t get around to writing this recap. At the same time, I wanted to move forward and I wanted to rewatch this episode again and gif the hell out of it. So I said fuck it. Let’s just write a regular recap and be done with it. Anywho, I tried to break down the episode by scenes/songs but you’ll also find fun quotes and the usual stupid things I do with screenshots and whatnot. 

So on with it!

TL;DR: I love this episode a whole lot and I didn’t know how to write a recap about it. 

2)  Opening Credits

When watching TV, there are certain clues that let the viewers know they’re about to watch something different, if not special or momentous. The first of these clues is very straightforward: if a TV episode starts with a “previously on” clip, you know something’s about to go down. If the storyteller is purposefully reminding you of events that have transpired in the show, there must be and there usually is a good reason for it. It typically means that said past events will bear a certain relevance to the episode’s plot. It may also serve to remind you exactly why everything is going to shit at present? Either way, as a TV viewer, whenever I start watching an episode that begins with a “previously-on”, it kind of makes me go “Oh oh, something’s up.” A second clue is the lack of a teaser (i.e. that short clip before the opening credits that literally teases what’s to come and makes the viewers want to continue watching the episode) because that breaks the standard structure of a TV episode and it kind of raises a red flag: if the writer didn’t want to tease anything about what I’m about to watch, then it must be huge. There’s also a third clue: the opening credits may be somewhat altered, which has written “special episode” all over it. And if that weren’t enough, the episode may get a special title card just to finally hammer the point home that this is not your typical episode. These techniques serve to raise the viewers’ expectations. OMWF implements all of these, and it succeeds not only in raising the viewers’ expectations but also in exceeding them. Suffice to say, when I first watched this episode I was pretty much freaking out by this point (even though I watched the show as it originally aired, or rather a few months after it originally aired because that was when it aired in my country, I didn’t consume any media about Buffy other than what I watched on my TV, so I wasn’t privy to the fact I was about to watch a musical episode.) But I hadn’t lost it yet, that was just a couple of minutes away… 

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anonymous asked:

I know we hate each other but it's Christmas eve and your flight was cancelled pls come inside

Bitty stares at the tweet on his phone. Kent is here. In Montréal…alone on Christmas Eve. Under any other circumstance, Bitty could’ve turned a blind eye because what Kent Parson does is none of his business. He’s a grown man and he can take care of himself.

But no one should be alone on Christmas Eve.


He knows Bob and Alicia will be fine with this, and they do have more food than it’s possible to eat. They’re comfortable with Kent. That leaves his dear and lovely boyfriend to be convinced.

“Are you watching a cat die?”

Bitty jolts. “Good lord!” Speaking of the dev—wait, “What?”

Jack chuckles, running a towel through his wet hair. Unfortunately for Bitty, he’s already all dressed in dark jeans and a sweater. How dare Jack be so decent on Christmas Eve in his parents’ house!

“You look sad, babe,” Jack leans in for a kiss and smiles when Bitty winds his arms around his neck. One sweeping move and Jack is holding Bitty up against him, swallowing Bitty’s squeal with his wicked, wicked tongue.

“You’re in a good mood,” Bitty manages out, breathless.

“I’m spending another Christmas with you, what’s not to love?”

Sap,” Bitty chirps while internally groaning. It isn’t that Jack and Kent hate each other. No, not at all these past few years. Their relationship has been on the mend. It’s just not— “Kent’s in Montréal,” Bitty blurts out.

Jack stills. Fuck. “Now?”


Jack moves to sit on the bed, Bitty in his lap, studiously following the dips of the curtains by the window.

Jack sighs. “You want to invite him here.” A statement, not a question. As if it’s obvious. Bitty never thought he’d find someone who knows him like this.

Bitty smiles, looking at Jack and falling in love again because he knows Jack too. He knows Jack’s gonna say yes. Because Jack is kind, strong, brave and loving. Yet, Bitty says, “No one should spend Christmas alone.”

“No.” Jack steals another kiss. “Have you talked to Maman and Papa yet?”

Bitty leans into the crook in Jack’s neck. “No. I don’t think they’d mind though.”

Jack snorts. “Probably not.”

Alicia is nervous. The realization hits swiftly and Bitty finds himself more nervous than before.

“Eric, may I talk to you for a moment?” She still manages a bright smile on her immaculate face.

“C'est quoi ça?” Jack looks up from his phone.

“Camme toé. Just a moment,” she replies.

“Oh. Before that, um…” Jack brows furrow together lightly and Bitty’s fingers itch to smoothen it out like he’s done a thousand times before. “Kent’s in town. The airport is shut down because of the storm and Bitty and I were thinking we should invite him over. Is that, uh, okay?”

Alicia and Bob exchange looks before Alicia sags and Bob grins.

“That’s wonderful, honey.” Alicia moves to rest her head on Jack’s shoulder. “That’s actually what I was gonna talk to Bitty about.”

Bitty exhales slowly.

Jack grins at Bitty. “You know how Bitty is with twitter.”

“Oh, yes, we do,” Bob chimes in, throwing an arm around Bitty and handing him a glass of eggnog.

“We could have Suzanne and Richard pick him up. Didn’t they say they’d be done by now?”

Alicia straightens with a hop. “I’ll call Suzanne right now.”

“And I’ll call Kent,” Jack volunteers.

“You’re being weird.” Bitty hands Kent a cup of hot chocolate topped with marshmallows and whipped cream and sits beside him on the bench. It’s freezing. What the fuck, Kent.

Kent sneers, then sighs. “I know, Bits.”

“You’re gonna tell me why?”

Kent licks at the whipped cream in his cup, bidding time. “I…” He exhales and grits his teeth. A familiar yet recently rare scowl appears on Kent’s face and Bitty sits up, turning slightly to look at Kent fully.

“Kent, are you okay? What is it?”

Kent blows out a huge breath and it billows around him like smoke. “How do you do it?”

“Do what?”

Kent doesn’t reply.

Bitty shifts closer. “Do what, Kent?”

“Let yourself love someone.”

Bitty freezes. Puzzle pieces slide into place and Bitty leans back. When he can’t think of a good answer, “why would you not?”

“Because they always leave. And I’m not—” Kent clears his throat. “I’m not accusing Jack or blaming him. I know he had his reasons and I respect those. It’s just…” Kent gives a helpless little shrug.

“He still left,” Bitty finishes.

Kent droops, his head hanging between his knees. Bitty moves to rest his head on his shoulder and asks, “Was it worth it? Loving Jack? Do you regret it?”


“Then that’s it. Yes, they might leave you or you might leave them, but that’s true for everyone. So the best you can do it find someone who’s worth it.”

The whipped cream in Kent’s cup melts to mush and finally, Kent smiles. “You should have your own show, Bits.”

“Nah, I’m perfectly happy caring for my friends. In fact, I’m even happier when my friends tell me who we’re talking about loving.”

Kent’s smile widens into a grin and he winks at Bitty. “It was a hypothetical question, Bits.”

Bitty sticks his tongue out like a mature adult. “You’re stuck here for a days, Mr. Parson. I’ll get it out of you. Just watch.” Bitty grabs his own hot chocolate and heads to the patio door.

“Wait…I—” Bitty swivels at Kent’s words. “If I tell you, do you promise not to tell Jack?”

“Why not?”

Kent rolls his eyes. “He’ll make it weird.”

Bitty raises his eyebrows. “It’s someone he knows?”

“He actually introduced us.” Kent’s finger trails the rim of his cup and holy shit, is he blushing?? Warmth threatens to choke Bitty as he hurries back to his seat.

“I won’t tell him. I promise.”

Kent pulls his cup closer to him. “It’s, uh…Alexei. Mashkov,” he adds as if Bitty didn’t know who Alexei is.

“Jack’s Captain Alexei Mashkov?” Bitty repeats.


“Holy shit.” Bitty laughs. “Yeah, okay, Jack would be so weird.”

Kent lifts his eyebrow in agreement.

It takes a bit for Bitty to take it all in and he does it with a smile because Tater is possibly the sweetest, huggiest, happiest person Bitty knows and Kent totally deserves someone like that.

“Okay, so, like, has he told you?” Bitty blurts out, officially settling into gossip mode.

“He told me what?”

“That he loves you!”

“Oh, um…no.”

“But you love him.”


Bitty stares Kent down unimpressed. “So you just made me sit here in the freezing cold and watch you waste that perfection of a hot chocolate for nothing?”



Note: Bitty is not above whining when it comes to his friends’ happiness.

“Look, I haven’t…I haven’t…processed it yet, okay? I mean, I just.” Kent growls out of a sigh. “I was gonna go spend Christmas with him and relax because it’s chill and that’s what we are, we’re chill and then, the flights got cancelled and…I don’t know. I just felt upset! And I haven’t left that upset since…a long time and I—I just thought it meant…you know.” Kent gestures randomly as if his confession of love is an object on the table before them.

“So are yo—wait, are you two even dating?”

Kent shrugs.

Good lord.

“But you wanna be.”

“Kinda. Yeah.”

“Then ask him out.” Even though you love him already.

“I don’t know. We have a good thing going right now.”

“Of not talking? Because that’s not a proper relationship and we both know it.”

Kent sighs. “I know. It’s just…scary.”

“Good,” Bitty presses. “That means you care.”

Kent smiles and he gets that tender look in his eyes again. “I do.”

“So do it!”

Kent stares at him in shock. “Right now?”

No, but… “Yes! Do it right now. Call him.”

“What if—”

“Nope. You two were gonna spend Christmas together. That doesn’t happen unless he really likes you. So call him. Right now.”

“Um…” Kent flushes. “O-okay.” He sits back to get his phone from his pocket and looks at Bitty with a helpless look.

Bitty does not smile. Nope. “I’m gonna go inside and wait by the kitchen counter and you are going to call Alexei and talk to him. Cool?”

“Hmhhhm.” Kent takes a deep breath.

Bitty may or may not swoon a little bit. Oh, young love…

To Alyosha:

can i call u

Kent’s phone vibrates and he almost drops it in the process of picking it up.

“Is something wrong?” Alexei’s warm, deep voice is a little higher than usual and Kent melts at his worry.

“Nothing’s wrong. I just…I wanted to talk to you.”

“Oh. Are Zimmbonis boring, huh?”

Kent smiles at Alexei’s teasing and the fact that he calls Zimms ‘Zimmboni.’ Hilarious. “Nah, they’re good.” I just wanted to hear your voice and tell you I love you. “What are you up to?”

“Snowy’s here. He hear about the storm and came to keep company. We’re watching that stupid…ahhh, what you call, ah, opera?”

“Opera?” Kent raises his eyebrows. “Like singing opera or the talk show Oprah?”

“No. No. The very, very long TV show opera.”

Oh my god. “Soap opera? You’re watching soap operas with Snowy?” Kent bites his lip as he snickers.

“Yes, that. Don’t laugh. Is pretty good.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“We also have Chinese. With the little cookie. Oh, let me tell you something, yeah.” Alexei’s voice lowers and Kent finds himself leaning forward as if Alexei is in front of him. If only… “My cookie said there is great happiness in my future.”

“Oh, really?”

“Yes. Is why I’m glad you called.”


“Because now I’m greatly happy.”

Alexei says it so simply, casually like Kent’s heart doesn’t feel like it’s about to burst. “I—um, I’m glad to hear that.” Ask him. Say it. Ask him. “Hey, Alexei?”

“Yes, Kenny?”

“This storm…it’ll pass over soon and we still have a few days before…um, any games and the airline promised to reschedule our, uh, tickets and, um, I—I was wondering if you know, if you’d possibly, you know, like,”

“Kenny,” Alexei interrupts gently. “Breathe.”



“What was that?”

Fuck you, man. “Do you…want to go…on a date? With me.”

Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes.

“Kenny.” Alexei sighs.


“What you think we have done all time? I take you to little restaurant by ocean. You come over for pizza. We go to the carnival. Disney! Together.”

What. “But I—we, I thought we were hanging out!”

Alexei sighs exasperatedly. “Kenny, we kiss.”

Yeah, we had sex too. But…” Oh my god, they’ve dating, haven’t they? For months…

“But what, Kenny?” Alexei’s voice has that lilt again. The one he gets when he’s teasing.

Kent huffs. “But nothing. I can’t believe you sneak-dated me.”

Alexei laughs and Kent pushes down the butterflies fluttering in his ribcage for slight annoyance. “From what I remember, you were there too. For everything.” Kent can almost see him waggling his eyebrows like an idiot. But he’s not the idiot, is he? Kent is. “You even enjoyed it a lot.”

“You’re unbelievable,” Kent says because he doesn’t have anything to say. Well, no… “Fine, okay. We’ve been dating the whole thing, but we’re still going out when I get to Providence.”

“Okay. No problem.”

“Okay. I…I should go before someone comes looking.”


“Bye.” I love you.

“Bye bye, Kenny.”

Kent ends the call and stares at himself on the glass before him.

He’s been dating someone. Alexei. For months. He basically has a boyfriend. Him.

Kent Parson.

Holy fuck.

ITH Holiday Special 2016 posts

Masquerading as Professionals- Chapter 7/10- Ortega

A/N: Hey guys, sorry you’ve had to wait a little longer than usual for an update but here it finally is :) Thank you as ever for all the feedback and notes, it really means a huge amount to me! Also, because I’m a massive dork who can’t leave things as they are, I also made this playlist to accompany this fic in case anyone’s interested. Can you believe we’re so close to the end already? Let’s hope people start getting their shit together in this chapter. Or not.

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