ume band

ok but like imagine all of the power rangers parents constantly asking where they’re going after dinner and eventually they all reply “um i’m in a band now??” and their parents are like AAAYYYYYYY I WANNA SEE YOU GUYS PLAY so on top of training and saving the world they now have to actually pretend to be in a band and play at school talent shows or whatever to keep up the lie. eventually they end up doing so well they book small gigs around town and theyre pretty well known and the lie just got so out of hand that now theyre signed to a record label working on their debut album

Harry and Guitars

I’ve been kind of obsessed with the idea of Harry learning to play the guitar and the thought that maybe after all these years of looking like he’s been learning, perhaps he actually has and we’ll get a taste of it on his solo album! Well, a girl can dream. 

In 2011 Harry tweeted this in response to being asked if he played any musical instruments:

So…look at this 16-year old frizzy-haired muppet with his lil pink guitar pretending he knows how to play it. I love him! Don’t give up hope, Harreh!

Hmmm. Louis sure looks cute playing that guitar. Watch closely Harry…

See? Louis showed him a few chords, and let Harry take over. 

He might look like a wax figure, but he also looks pretty good holding that guitar! Bonus points for those Keds!

Um….holy shit. Indie band hotness for realz. 

Tattoos out, guitar in hand, writing songs by the lake. What more could you ask for?

What a total goober. Channeling his inner rock god. 

Here, have a few gifs so you can see how hard he’s been working!

Er…or still acting like a goober. 

Taking the guitar on the road. 

Nice to see Niall helping out his brudder, giving Hazza some guitar lessons. 

So serious. 

Well goddamn, he looks good with a bass guitar and a fedora. We even almost got a bit of nip slip there. 

I know this is a terrible photo…but come on. Harry in a snap back with a bass guitar. It’s good stuff! 

Ah…a favorite of mine. Down on the farm. Kickin it, barefoot. Playing some Kentucky Bluegrass. Or something like that. 

Same to you, H. Who’s getting that autographed guitar? How many do you actually have?

These two photos crack me up. For some reason he looks to me like he’s in a Mariachi band. On a boat. With a high ponytail. Classic. 

70′s folk musician Harry. 

Harry’s album is about to drop. April 7th is around the corner. His SNL appearance not far behind. Will he tour? Will we see him with a guitar on stage? Maybe a slow ballad? Rocking out like David Bowie? I don’t know, but goddamn it, I can’t wait. Solo artist Harry, dramatic hoe music video Harry, 1D reunited Harry, any Harry at all…I hope he’s been composing on his guitar and that we’ll get a peek of guitar playing Harry very, very soon!

Now that presales of Harry’s album have gone up, we got at least one more guitar playing Harry photo, so I’m adding it to my master post!

1980s Duran Duran bass player John Taylor vibe here (albeit with a haircut and less makeup). And if you need further proof of the connection to John Taylor, look here.

they say war is hell,
so peace should be holy
but darling, the only thing i ever held sacred
was your name in my mouth
they say do not take the lord’s name in vain,
so i muffle the sounds against your neck,
and hope the heavens are not listening
—  but if they could hear me, they would not begrudge me this
E no fim, a única coisa que restou de tudo aquilo que fantasiei entre nós dois, foi um coração com inúmeros band-aids, na tentativa falha de amenizar a dor. Não entendo como é que fui gostar tanto de uma pessoa, sendo ela totalmente o oposto de mim. Eu amo rock, e ela funk. Os filmes de ficção científica são meus favoritos, já os dela são os de drama. Eu não vivo sem minha batata doce, e nem ela sem seu torresmo. Churros é a única coisa que ambos gostamos, além do sexo, é claro. Há quem diga que o amor é cego, mas ele não é. O amor apenas nos ajuda a aceitar as imperfeições daquele certo alguém.
—  Pedricovick.
Andei amando loucamente, como há muito tempo não acontecia. De repente a coisa começou a desacontecer. Bebi, chorei, ouvi Maria Bethânia, fumei demais, tive insônia e excesso de sono, falta de apetite e apetite em excesso, vaguei pelas madrugadas, escrevi poemas (juro). Agora está passando: um band-aid no coração, um sorriso nos lábios – e tudo bem. Ou: que se há de fazer.
—  Caio Fernando Abreu.

11/3/17 yikes
term one of 2017 just ended and i feel like haven’t gotten any work done at all so i did chemistry at like 730 on a weekend!
also i moved so my desk set up and all are different now hehe

Valentine’s Day Sentence Starters

Mixed Starters :: Cute :: Fluffy :: Valentine’s Day Gone Wrong.

  1. “Who needs a date on valentine’s day when I have you?”
  2. “Our waiter is so hot.”
  3. "No, you have fun with your date. Don’t let my being stood up stop you.”
  4. “Oh, my god… the babysitter just cancelled on us! how are we supposed to go on the date now?”
  5. “Valentine’s day is my favorite holiday! I know it’s lame but I can’t help it. I’m a hopeless romantic. there, I said it.”
  6. “We’re going Dutch, right?”
  7. “Tell me that’s not my ex over there.”
  8. “What do you mean you’re at the restaurant across town?”
  9. “You’re literally the worst when it comes to being romantic.”
  10. “Babe, you know I love you, but… last time you cooked me a meal, I ended up in hospital. can’t we just go out for dinner…?”
  11. “Nobody said anything about this being a cover band!”
  12. “Um… yeah, these are really nice and all, but I’m allergic to roses.”
  13. Tthis is the worst valentine’s surprise ever! were you trying to scare me to death?!”
  14. “Oh my– are you proposing?!”
  15. “Do you think my secret admirer might finally reveal themselves today?”
  16. “Valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday… it’s so stupid! I hate it.”
  17. “We’re eating out at the Golden Arches!”
  18. “We’re going to do anti-valentine’s day this year. we’re going to go out and do all of the least romantic date ideas ever, just to stick it to the man.”
  19. “I can’t believe I’m actually at a wedding on valentine’s day. what a lame cliché.”
  20. “Does this have caramel in it? I’m allergic to caramel!”
  21. “How was I supposed to know there would be a bee in the bouquet?!”
  22. “This is not a proposal!”
  23. “I shaved my legs for this?”
  24. “My boss told me I have to work late.”
  25. “I didn’t realize these tickets were for the nosebleed section.”
  26. “Um, I tried to buy some sexy underwear, but I think they sent me the wrong size…”
  27. “That movie was awful.”
  28. “You can’t seriously be proposing right now? on valentine’s day? couldn’t you have thought of something a little more original than that?”
  29. “Something has been nibbling on these chocolates.”
  30. “Um, I know this is really cliché and all, but it’s valentine’s day and I just wanted to say… I really like you.”
  31. “I’m going to be stuck at work for a little longer… I’m sorry, I know it’s our date tonight…”
  32. “I forgot to make reservations.”
  33. “I am not going to be your fake-date to this party.”
  34. “I wish I could do more for you today but I’m really broke…”
  35. “I love them and all, but their poetry is so bad! they’ve written seven love poems just for today.”
  36. “So… can I assume you don’t have a date tonight either?”
  37. “Olive Garden is not fine dining!”
  38. “I’m really sorry my dog peed on your good shoes.”
  39. “I didn’t forget that it was valentine’s day! I swear! your present is just… it’s somewhere else.”
  40. “What do you mean these diamonds are fake?”
  41. “We’re out of condoms.”

“Murdoc is sort of the, um, it’s his band. He sort of put Gorillaz together. It’s his idea. But he’s sort of an ugly, sort of, snaggle-toothed Satanist who didn’t actually get the job of being the lead singer ‘cause he isn’t very handsome. So, 2D got the job, which is always going to piss him off.” – Jamie Hewlett

stellt mir Fragen
  • 1. Wonach bist du süchtig?
  • 2. Was wäre die erste Sache, die du tästest, wenn du unsichtbar wärst?
  • 3. Bilder oder Pflanzen im Büro?
  • 4. Welche Stelle an deinem Körper würdest du gern schön zaubern?
  • 5. Kennst du Menschen, die sofort mit dir ins Bett gehen würden?
  • 6. Wie oft googelst du dich?
  • 7. Warst du schon mal depressiv?
  • 8. Was ist das Peinlichste, das man von dir im Netz findet?
  • 9. Glaubst du, dass die Zeit wirklich alle Wunden heilt?
  • 10. Welchen Erziehungsspruch deiner Eltern willst du nie zu deinem Kind sagen?
  • 11. Wie viele Minuten am Tag schaust du auf dein Smartphone?
  • 12. Meldest du dich auch einfach so bei deinen Eltern?
  • 13. Weißt du, wie deine Eltern sich kennen gelernt haben?
  • 14. Was vermisst du, wenn du auf Reisen bist?
  • 15. Was ist das Wort deiner Kindheit?
  • 16. Wann hast du das letzte Mal ein Spiel gespielt?
  • 17. Beschäftigst du dich mehr mit deiner Zukunft oder mit deiner Vergangenheit?
  • 18. Welche Sprache würdest du gern perfekt beherrschen?
  • 19. Gibst du dir im Urlaub Mühe, nicht als Tourist erkannt zu werden?
  • 20. Gefällst du dir besser, wenn du betrunken bist?
  • 21. Trinkst du zu viel?
  • 22. Wovor musst du dich schützen?
  • 23. Mit welchem befreundeten Pärchen hättest du gern mal Sex?
  • 24. Was ist dir peinlich?
  • 25. Was kannst du besser als alle anderen?
  • 26. Wann hast du das letze Mal etwas Gutes für andere getan?
  • 27. Und wann, ohne eine Gegenleistung zu erwarten?
  • 28. Willst du Kinder? Wenn ja, wie viele?
  • 29. Hast du Angst vor grauen Haaren?
  • 30. Welchem Tier siehst du ähnlich?
  • 31. Wofür bist du absolut nicht geeignet?
  • 32. Welches Geheimnis darf dein Partner nie herausfinden?
  • 33. Welche drei Dinge darf auch sonst niemand von dir wissen?
  • 34. Warum, glaubst du, sind deine Freunde mit dir befreundet?
  • 35. Wie viel Ähnlichkeit hat dein Facebook-Ich mit dir?
  • 36. Was stört dich an deinem Partner am meisten?
  • 37. Warum veröffentlichst du Dinge im Internet?
  • 38. Hast du ein echtes Hobby?
  • 39. Welche Suchworte gibst du bei Youporn ein?
  • 40. In wessen Facebook-Postfach würdest du gern ungestört lesen können?
  • 41. Wann hattest du das letze Mal einen Tag kein Internet?
  • 42. Was ist deine Schokoladenseite?
  • 43. Welche Dinge willst du besitzen, obwohl du sie dir leihen könntest?
  • 44. Woran solltest du mal sparen?
  • 45. Wen hast du bestohlen?
  • 46. Was ist dein Wohlfühlgewicht?
  • 47. Welchen Teil deines Körpers findest du am lustigsten?
  • 48. Trägst du eine Frisur oder hast du einfach Haare auf dem Kopf?
  • 49. Was ist deine Lieblingsblume?
  • 50. Lebst du in der richtigen Stadt?
  • 51. Welche historische Person wärst du gerne für einen Tag?
  • 52. Wirklich schon zu alt, um eine Band zu gründen?
  • 53. Wie viele Gerichte kannst du auswendig kochen?
  • 54. Kannst du ein Gedicht auswendig?
  • 55. Auf einer Skala von 1 bis 10: Wie schlau bist du?
  • 56. Auf einer Skala von 1 bis 10: Wie lustig bist du?
  • 57. Auf einer Skala von 1 bis 10: Wie schön bist du?
  • 58. Was ist dein Beitrag zur Verbesserung der Welt?
  • 59. Hast du dich schon mal in jemanden verliebt, den du eigentlich nicht leiden konntest?
  • 60. Bist du manchmal mit Absicht anstrengend?
  • 61. Gibt es Menschen, die dich hassen?
  • 62. Welche Menschen hasst du?
  • 63. Was fehlt dir im Leben?
  • 64. Bist du ein Nörgler?
  • 65. Geht dir alles zu schnell oder zu langsam?
  • 66. Welche Angst hält dich im Leben auf?
  • 67. Schließ die Augen und denk an etwas Schönes. An was denkst du?
  • 68. “Feuchtgebiete” oder “Shades of Grey”?
  • 69. Hast du in deiner Jugend alle Dinge gemacht, die du machen wolltest?
  • 70. Wenn nicht, was hindert dich daran, sie jetzt zu machen?
  • 71. Warum gehst du nicht fremd?
  • 72. Dein Flugzeug stürzt ab. Wem schreibst du die letzte SMS?
  • 73. Kannst du dir einen Krieg vorstellen, dem du zustimmen würdest?
  • 74. Ab welchem Kontostand wirst du unruhig?
  • 75. Verstehst du wenigstens ungefähr, wie die Eurokrise entstanden ist?
  • 76. Wenn du an diese Krise denkst: Wovor genau hast du Angst?
  • 77. Warst du schon mal in Lebensgefahr?
  • 78. Für wen würdest du dein Leben riskieren?
  • 79. Hast du die schönste Liebeserklärung deines Lebens wohl schon bekommen?
  • 80. Wann hast du deinen Eltern das letzte Mal gesagt, dass du sie liebst?
  • 81. Sortiere folgende Bereiche nach der Wichtigkeit in deinem Leben:Partnerschaft, Familie, Job, Freunde, Hobbys, Sex.
  • 82. Welche Macke würdest du dir gern abgewöhnen?
  • 83. Meldest du dich öfter bei deinen Freunden oder sie sich öfter bei dir?
  • 84. Welche Sorgen hat dein/e beste/r Freund/in?
  • 85. Weißt du seine/ihre Telefonnummer auswendig?
  • 86. Erinnerst du dich an deine erste Telefonnummer?
  • 87. Wen rufst du am häufigsten an?
  • 88. Wen rufst du an, wenn es dir schlecht geht?
  • 89. Mit welchem Expartner würdest du am jetzt am ehesten ins Bett gehen?
  • 90. Liebst du den Menschen, der neben dir im Bett liegt, wirklich, oder ist es nur schön, nicht allein zu sein?
  • 91. Bist du besser darin, dich zu entschuldigen oder darin zu verzeihen?
  • 92. Was ist dein Lebensmotto?
  • 93. Wie gut kennst du deine Nachbarn?
  • 94. Welches Verbrechen würdest du begehen, wenn garantiert wäre, dass es nie rauskommt?
  • 95. Hast du schon mal deinen Chef kritisiert?
  • 96. Für was würdest du auf die Straße gehen?
  • 97. Kannst du dich wehren, wenn du körperlich angegriffen wirst?
  • 98. Wie viele Menschen kämen auf deine Beerdigung?
  • 99. Was ändert sich, wenn du stirbst?
  • *Opens phone to home screen of BTS*
  • *Child leans over and looks at phone*
  • Child: "Who is that?"
  • Me: "Oh um just this band I listen to"
  • Child: "Wait is there a girl in the group?"
  • Me: "No?..."
  • Child: "They look like girls"
  • *ISTG THEY ARE NOT....Jenna she is in second grade let it go...*
  • Me: *clinches teeth* "nope they are all boys"
E ela cansou. Porque ficar se desesperando, se descabelando, chorando, cheia de olheiras por um amor meio bosta? Cansou de dar o máximo e não receber nem metade. E resolveu seguir. Na verdade, ela já deveria ter seguido em frente, mas ficou, aguentou, suportou, pensou que no fim daria certo. E deu. Ela resolveu cuidar de si. E deu, porque ela aprendeu o tamanho da força que tem. Porque se não tivesse dado certo, ela não teria visto o tamanho da sua garra e determinação. Se não tivesse dado certo, ela não estaria olhando pro espelho, convicta de que ela é o amor da sua vida. Ela cansou de não ser correspondida. E todos os dias junta um pedaço do seu coração, coloca um band-aid aqui, outro ali, retira espinho por espinho, remove as manchas escuras. O processo é árduo mas não impossível. Daqui uns dias, uma nova mulher ela será. Não precisará de ninguém pra te amar, porque ela já se ama, por completo. Está indisponível para metades, ela tem sede de partes inteiras.
—  Anelise Cristine.

te arranquei como quem arranca um band-aid:
devagar no começo
e com um puxão no final
imaginando que assim a dor seria menor

não foi



The four were supes absorbed in their s1ck mus1c till Sebastian interrupted himself mid-lyric.  

“Stop playing you guys!”

“What? I thought we sounded good..”

“No, it’s been bothering me since we played the Spring Fling.. Something just isn’t right.”

“Maybe we’re just sick of covering Pierce the Veil?”

“Nobody asked you, Gael..”

“I think we need another guitarist.”

“What? I don’t think you can replace me..”

“No, I think we should have two guitarists.. I like how we sound when you and I both play but my guitar skills just aren’t enough to keep up with you.” 

“I don’t think it’s a bad idea, Sebby.”

“You’re all cool if we find another guitarist?”

“As long as I get to keep my solos.”