Throwback to when I met @therealjacksepticeye at PAX West, but was dressed as an Umbrella Corp Soldier and straight up looked like a cop.

Sean looked confused as hell (understandable), conversation was short and awkward because I didn’t know what to say, then my phone decided to fight me and I got flustered, making it 50x more awkward.

*raises imaginary shot of Jameson* Here’s to the next time not being so damn awkward!

Showing You (Jesse McCree)

Originally posted by inccption

Pairing: Jesse McCree/Chubby!Fem!Reader
Words: 1330+
Warning(s): self-consciousness,nsfw
A/N: hey guys! still slowly getting back into this blog. though i have to put off writing as a whole thanks to my birthday, finals, and graduation quickly approaching me. i can’t write smut for the life of me so take what you can get here lol.
Request:  McCree with a chubby/large chested reader who tries to deny her feelings for him, and he shamelessly flirts with her every single time he sees her. And he finds out that she’s been holding back because she’s self conscious about her body and thinks that McCree flirts with everyone like that, and couldn’t possibly seriously like her? SFW or NSFW whatever you wanna do!

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[Podfic] If They Haven't Learned Your Name - Chapter 12 - quietnight - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Pepper Potts
Additional Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, standard Winter Soldier trauma umbrella, POV Alternating, Bucky Barnes’s Metal Arm, Weirdness, Llamas, Bucky Barnes Has A Complicated Relationship With UFOs, Thirty Korean Grandmothers, Podfic, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: M4B, Podfic Length: 4-4.5 Hours, WIP Big Bang 2016

Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”

“That is not standing,” Sam tells him.

“You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”

aka Steve and Bucky’s Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.
there must have been a moment where we could have said no - magdaliny [COMPLETE!] [AO3]
Link leads to Chapter 9 - click "Entire Work" if you've been waiting for all the chapters to go out before you read it.
By Organization for Transformative Works

Something Steve’s ma used to say was: When life knocks you down, you always stand up.

Fandom:  Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Words:  154,607

Rating:  Mature | Graphic Depictions of Violence

Relationships:  James Barnes & Steve Rogers, James Barnes/Steve Rogers, James Barnes/Original Male Character(s)

Characters:  James Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Maria Hill, Tony Stark, Arnim Zola, Alexander Pierce

Additional Tags:  darker Winter Soldier Trauma Umbrella tags (check AO3), Identity Issues, what is identity anyway, Amnesia, Feeding Tubes, Recovery, Fluff, Cuddling, the author has not been entirely replaced by a pod person, Unreliable Narrator, too many literary references, Moral Ambiguity, intravenous drug use

Summary:   The Soldier remembers this: he wakes up in the snow.


Chinese Soldiers with Umbrellas in Keelung, Taiwan. Dated Nov. 14, 1945.





Okay, so people are saying Sebastian’s hair doesn’t look good in this new Civil War stuff and that he looks tired…

1) He was blond like 3 hours ago and now it’s kinda a light brown color, most likely bcse he didn’t want to be blond for the press tour and his hair stylist didn’t want to damage his hair.

2) He started filming a new indie called Steve’s Umbrella on March 28, and chances are they filmed all of his scenes in a gigantic lump, so he could be available for the press tour. (Plus, my guess is that’s why he was blond.) That’s commitment, y'all.

He is beautiful, inside and out. He works so hard at his job. He is so good to his fans. Maybe cut him some slack? And NO I’m not trying to go on the defensive for him. He doesn’t need me to. I just think people forget he’s working, and expecting him to be spot on, constantly, is a tad much, imo. *shrugs*

anonymous asked:

Fics where Bucky tries to take his arm off? :(

Of course! beware of typical winter soldier trauma umbrella for these ones!

Ain’t No Grave (Can Keep My Body Down)

It’s six in the morning, and Steve is heading out on a run when he nearly trips over a bouquet of sunflowers on the front steps of his brownstone.

For a second paranoia takes over, and he kicks the flowers a little, waiting for them to explode. They don’t. They also came with a card, which he picks up. The front of the card has a tasteful picture of the Brooklyn bridge at sunset. It’s very nice and sedate, like the kind of card you would buy to give to your boss. On the inside someone has written a short message in big, shaky block letters.


Steve sits down hard on the steps.

This, You Protect

The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

through smoke, solid ground

You take the arm off four days later.

Update: @taste-is-sweet sent in Crash Down (Break this Heart of Mine)