uma thurman's mom

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“I'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴛᴏᴏ, Dᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ Lʟᴏʏᴅ. Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴀ sᴇʟғ-ʜᴇʟᴘ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏʀ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍ ᴏғғᴇɴᴅ? Wʜᴏ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ? Sᴇᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs… I ᴜᴍ…ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘғᴜʟ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ʏᴇᴛ. Iᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏʀ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. Aʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪs ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ. Tʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴡᴇʟʟ… ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴇʟᴘғᴜʟ." 

Jᴇғғʀᴇʏ Dᴇᴀɴ Mᴏʀɢᴀɴ ᴀs Pᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ Sᴜʟʟɪᴠᴀɴ [Tʜᴇ Aᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟ Hᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ]

watching the AMA's

me: mom fall out boy won!!

*Uma Thurman begins play*

mom: yOU KNOW IM READY FOR THIS

confirmed that my mom IS A BIGGER FALL OUT BOY FAN THEN ME