um yeah idk what this is

my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”

Creator: So sorry for the blurry photo. It was the best I got from him before he ran away. He didn’t have a name, but he did have a number. He was number 018, and he was half deer, half human. He doesn’t have deer legs though, much to my disappointment. We had to cut them off and replace them with normal legs after the amounts of injuries to him kicking us. He often cries a lot, so don’t worry. We didn’t hurt him. He’s just scared…

peskylilcritter  asked:

made up fic title meme: "such things come in threes"

Um, hm. I’m not sure what the fuck this is, but, now that I’ve done it, I can reblog the title meme again, so. um. yeah. 
@obaewankenope, @lilyrose225writes, @meabhair, @maawi, @eclipsemidnight, @kyberpunk, @stonefreeak, @aidava – thank you all for your help.
*whispers* what the fuck—I’m so sorry. 


Such Things Come in Threes
aka Weird Eldritch Shit, or:
Three Times the Force Said, Fuck This

The Jedi and the Sith have their Codes and their little Laws and Rules and all sorts of Truths they abide by. A Code, they think, can rule their lives, and there’s no use praying to the Force, because the Force is not sentient and does not hear.

Jedi and Sith also don’t like being told they are wrong. But they are, they are so very wrong, so very limited in their understanding of the Force that it’s almost embarrassing.

The Force is everything. Fire and ice, atmosphere and earth and oceans and the vacuum of space. The space between systems, the burning gases and pressed minerals of stars and black holes. Every living and every nonliving thing.

It’s also a great big cosmic power, and It gets a bit bored.

The restrictions the Jedi and Sith have imposed upon themselves over the years are boring. If a cosmic being could possibly understand what numbness felt like, then for the last two or three relative seconds of Its existence, the Force has literally been considering juggling planets out of sheer frustration.

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Coming Out
  • Yang: Uncle Qrow, have you seen dad anywhere?
  • Qrow: Huh? Yeah he headed to Signal to grade papers. Won't be back till later.
  • Yang: Oh. Oh okay then. *looks down at her feet*
  • Qrow: *pauses mid drink* Something on your mind kid?
  • Yang: *fidgets* Um... um I... *sighs* Okay... Qrow.
  • Qrow: Yeah?
  • Yang: I... I'll just say it. I... I'm bi.
  • Qrow: ... bisexual?
  • Yang: *nods*
  • Qrow: ... oh. Okay.
  • Yang: ... wait that's it?
  • Qrow: What did you expect kid?
  • Yang: Um... I don't know. You asking me if I was sure, or IDK more shocked to be honest.
  • Qrow: Hey kid if you're happy, then I'm happy. 'sides, I'm not your dad, and it's not like I'd tell you what to do anyways. You're a big girl.
  • Yang: I... wow. Thanks Qrow. I'm glad this wasn't super dramatic.
  • Qrow: Well... if you want a little bit of it. *sets flask down and stands up.
  • Qrow: Yang... *puts arms over head and stands on one foot*
  • Yang: What the -
  • Qrow: You are... BI! *hands go down forming a rainbow*
  • Yang: ....
Princess.// Draco x Reader

Title: Princess.

Prompt: the-smol-est-vanilla-bean said to baby-draco:

It says requests are closed? But you told us to send requests aha so idk if itll happen but i would love a 15, 16, 17 Draco x Hufflepuff Reader please and thank you

Number15 white a hufflepuff girl and Draco but his father disproves of her

(Person A being a princess and being a halfblood witch, when she goes to Hogwarts only halfbloods and muggleborns know who she really is so when Person B, a pureblood, finds out he tries to get closer because they’re interested in what happens in her life. “So, you like me?” “Um, yeah?” “Are you sure? Cause I’m a bad guy.” “I know.” “So are you just a happy camper all the time?”)

Pairing:  Draco x Hufflepuff! Reader

Warning: terrible writing??

A/N: lol i suck at posting im sorry. im posting today instead of tomorrow oops


You smiled as you walked into Hogwarts. It was your sixth year of keeping your secret to yourself. Princess Y/N. Not the name you’d want to have around you at all times. Not to mention the people at Hogwarts are kind of ruthless. You walked beside other years, many people had terrible poster, you had noticed. You kept looking around, noticing there were a ton of first years, excited. You smiled at that.

You didn’t have many friends in the school, which was good with you. You loved being alone sometimes. You had a small backpack with you, and a mint green purse. You had extra muggle money and also wizard-y money. Your robe was swiftly moving as you walked. You stopped walking when someone accidently stepped on the back of your robe.

“Oh, I’m sorry that I was in your way.” You turned around, your eyes meet a pair of grey ones, “Then don’t get in my way,” the boy hissed, your eyebrows knitted together, shrugging it off, you started walking back to the castle.

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Pandas & Koalas ( King George X Reader )

Yo! So, anon says: “number 14 with king george (he doesnt get enough love) pleeeaase and make it suuuper fluffy like maybe he wins the reader a giant teddy or helps her get on the scary rides

Um, I feel like my duty’s undone with this one. Idk, I’m just not sure I gave this sweet anon what they were wanting? I’m sorry for that. Still like this piece though. Might not be what they wanted but yup, it’s kinda nice.

So, yeah. That’s mostly it. Don’t forget to send me questions for the Q&A!

And hm, I think I’m ‘a start putting gifs like these before the texts, so you can have a better picture of the timing before I erruppt into the story. Which is why George is brunette. Yeah. Sorry.


Word Count: 1.717

Warnings: –

Originally posted by principeoberyn

George stared at you as if asking ‘what are you, three?’, his eyes narrow, but you kept looking at him with a little pout on your lips. Your boyfriend had invited you over for a very adult programme, as he had a British drama ready to be watched on his TV and some fancy meal he spent hours cooking for the two of you; but, on your way there, you drove by a carnival. George knew you enough – no matter how old you were, you’d always want to hit carnivals. The lights, colors and movements just enchanted you. This night, however, he really just wanted to stay in and do what you had planned first place.

Your face, though, indicated he wasn’t getting that. “Come on, George! The carnival is just down the street! Can we please, please go?”

“Y/N, honey, I don’t truly think – ”, he started saying, but you interrupted him.

“You know I love those! We don’t have to stay too long, just stop by!”, you told him, your eyes wide with perspective. George made you a face.

“Y/N, we have a pretty fine activity to do right here. Why can’t we just stay in?”, your boyfriend inquired, but you only pouted more. You knew it was kind of wrong, because George planned your night all over and he really seemed to want to stay in, but you couldn’t hold yourself back when it came to these things.

“Please?”, you asked him one last time, taking his hands in yours, and he sighed.

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anonymous asked:

I've been thinking about chopping off my hair too; rn it reaches well past my shoulder blades and I want more of an above the shoulder look but I'm too scared to make the leap. Also my hair is superstraight and kinda thin so idk if it would look good?

listen……………………………….. do it. you will be so happy once you do. a new haircut 

  • makes your hair healthier
  • makes your head feel lighter
  • will make you feel like a more put-together person!! 

and you can tell your stylist what’s up with your hair and ask if there’s anything they can do to make sure your cut has volume, etc. im always like “yeah um it’s THICK AS HELL and does the triangle poof thing and also i dont even own a blowdryer so it needs to be extremely low maintenance” and p much every stylist i’ve ever had has been like “yup ok!!” and worked with me on that.

honestly if you are still on the fence just spend a little time googling or searching pinterest for lobs or medium-length straight hair and let the photos inspire you~

(and then come back and tell me how great you feel after)

Exo talks #6 Lay is upset
  • Lay: Yo Jongdae what is your problem?
  • Chen: idk but I'm sure you're going to tell me
  • Lay: I can't believe you think it's acceptable to try and take my superpower
  • Chen: Um no I didn't
  • Suho: Actually you did Dae
  • Kai: Yeah in white noise you quite clearly said 'I heal you'
  • Baekhyun: Copyright cough copyright
  • Lay: You can be quiet Baek bc you said it too
  • Chen: Wow you guys are dumb
  • Kai: Says the one who tried to drink his microphone
  • Sehun: Kai you applied nail polish to your lips and then cried... You have no room to talk
  • Xiumin: Sehun you stuck a straw up your nose..js
  • Lay: Back to the point here, I think you should stick to your own powers .. even if they do suck
  • Chen: Does it still suck if I zap you with lightning
  • Kyungsoo: Not to be the bearer of bad news but actually yeah bc Lay can heal himself
  • Baekhyun: and if you get hurt he can choose not to heal you
  • Chen: Shut up Baek you're only handy in a power cut
  • Suho: Calm it whiny
  • Chen: You drowned in your own teaser m8
  • Suho: No one saw what happened to me so..
  • Kai: Chill Dae it's not that deep
  • Chen: lol kai you have to run around in the audience to 'teleport' have fun with that
  • Chanyeol: It can't be deep anyway bc his feet wouldn't be able to touch the bottom
  • Chen: You guys do realise that we say 'I hear you' right Not 'I heal you
  • Exo: Oh...
  • Kyungsoo: Well we already made fun of each other why don't we make fun of the other three too
  • Sehun: Like Luhans telekinis lol
  • Xiumin: Or taos time control
  • Chen: Tao had the best one tbh
  • Kai: Don't forget about Kris being able to fly
  • Suho: Yeah he sure used that power well enough..he flew all the way back to China
NTs vs Romance

ENTP: So…I finally got that date.
ISFJ: omg, with INTP??
ENTP: Yup.
ISFJ: Oh this is so great! I’m so happy for you!
ENTP: Yeah but I have a problem. I don’t know what to do for our first date. I mean, we’ve known each other for years so it shouldn’t be awkward. And yet it feels awkward. Fuck, idk what to do.
ISFJ: I think a cute “traditional” date would be pleasant. You know, dinner and movies and then a sweet goodnight kiss.
ENTP: Oh! INTP likes ice cream.
ISFJ: um…Okay then. Oh! Maybe you could have a cute “park date” with a little picnic and everything. This includes ice cream, of course. And you could share. Aw, that’d be so cute.
ENTP: Share it? What, why would we do that?
ISFJ: because it’s the romantic thing to do.
ENTP: but I can just buy each of us our own ice cream?
ISFJ: *facepalms* yes, you’ll do that but you’ll get different flavours and then you’ll eat them together.
ENTP: Oh no, that won’t happen. We always get the same flavour. Chocolate.
ISFJ: well then, change it.
ENTP: but I thought we were going for traditional here? This is mine and INTP’s rare tradition.
ISFJ: okay but YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT.
ENTP: Well please do enlighten me then.
ISFJ: You’re not supposed to do what you always do. It’ll be like a regular hang out with friends, but that’s not the case anymore.
ENTP: Um no, I’m pretty sure we’re still friends.
ISFJ: No no that’s no-
*INTP walks up to them*
INTP: Why is ISFJ so flustered?
ENTP: Dunno. Something about dates and traditions. Speaking of dates, you’re still up for that right?
INTP: Ah? Yeah, of course. What do you say we get ourselves each a giant tub of chocolate ice cream and marathon Harry Potter for the 5th time.
ENTP: My place?
INTP: Deal. Now come with me to the bookstore. I wanna show you this great book I found.
ENTP: Alright. See ya, ISFJ!
*they walk off discussing lasers and standing slightly closer to each other than usual*
ISFJ:
ISFJ: *looks up to the sky* Lord, I tried.

“Are you- Is this a smir- ArE YoU LaUGhING at mE, MEeeeRLIN?!”

marcuskanc  asked:

Linctavia + Letters

(Apologies for the angst but um yeah. And also this is canon-verse // -divergent SOMEHOW idk.)

After the dust settles, Octavia starts keeping a journal for the love she left behind in the hopes that someday they’ll be reunited. On the other side of the known world, Lincoln does the same. Distance be damned, someday is worth hoping for.

send me a ship and a fic title and i’ll give you the summary of what i’d write for it

Get to know me Tag!

Tagged by @markmy1st and @munchiesthaoo thank you!!

1. Are you named after someone?

no not that I know of

2. When was the last time you cried?

lol last night cause I was really stressed about school but I’m fine now :)

3. Do you like your handwriting?

Yes I do actually! It used to be super ugly but now I think it’s pretty cute

4. What is your favorite lunch to eat?

I really like pasta! Also Chinese food!  

5. Do you have kids?

lol I am a kid

6. If you were another person would you still be friends with you? 

Um Idk maybe it depends like sometimes I’m like super nice and easy to talk to and then sometimes I make it very clear I don’t want to talk to so idk

7. Do you use sarcasm? 

Yes I do but not too frequently anymore like 5th grade me was like “sarcasm in every sentence!!” But yeah not too much anymore although I still do

8. Do you still have your tonsils? 

I’m pretty sure I do

9. Would you bungee jump? 

No thanks heights are terrible

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? 
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!! A GOd AMONG CEREALS!! 

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Nah I just look that thing where I step on the back of my shoes ten slide them off

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

No not really ://

13. What is your favorite ice cream flavour?

Right now I’m really obsessed with cookies and cream! But I also really like mango and strawberry.

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?

I think it’s the way they interact with people around them.

15. Red or pink? 

Pink!!

16. What is your least favorite physical feature about yourself?
Ughh well I don’t like how my face gets really oily and I wish I had a sharper jawline like my jawline is basically nonexistent agdjaka

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? 

Well I’m just wearing what I wore to sleep last nice so I’m wearing blue shorts and I’m wearing slippers that are red

18. What is the last thing you ate? 

Gummy vitamins but before that I had pancakes!

19. What are you listening to right now? 

I’m not listening to any music right now but my mom is watching a Vietnamese drama and I’m just partially listening to that??

20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

lol I just asked my friend and she said orange but that’s weird cause it’s one of my least favorite colors

21. Favorite smell?

For some reason I really like the smell of mangoes. But I also like bread, chocolate just food in general! If this is a question about perfume then ummm I mostly use flowery smells

22. Who was the last person you spoke on the phone to? 

I think it was my mom or dad

23. Favorite sport to watch?
I like to watch volleyball because I actually know what’s going on

24. Hair color? 

natural black color

25. Eye color? 

Dark brown

26. Do you wear contacts? 

No but maybe someday. I just find glasses more convenient but since I play sports maybe I should get contacts

27. Favorite food to eat? 

Ooh wow there’s so many I like boba, noodles, rice, pizza, brownies, and a lot of other stuff :D

28. Scary movies or comedy? 

Comedy of course I’m so bad at watching scary movies

29. Last movie you watched? 

I don’t remember.. I think it was A Dog’s Purpose

30. What color shirt are you wearing? 

Gray

31. Summer or winter? 

Summer because no school and I really love sunshine

32. Hugs or kisses? 

Hmmm either

33. What book are you currently reading? 

Y'all I’m currently reading New Moon in the Twilight series and it’s pretty wiLD

34. Who do you miss right now? 

Ten :(( also a guy who’s like my kinda acquaintance?? Idk we’re not really that close but he’s super cool and I like spending time with him so

35. What is on your mouse pad? 

I don’t even have a mouse pad rip

36. What is the last TV program you watch? 

Idk I don’t really watch TV?? So I guess the news

37. What is the best sound? 

Music!

38. Rolling Stones or Beatles? 

Oh I don’t listen to either much but I guess Beatles

39. What is the furthest you’ve ever traveled? 

Probably Alaska lol I’ve never left North America

40. Do you have a special talent? 

No I wish I did lol one thing people are jealous of is the fact that I never pay attention in class but still do well on the test?? Or also that I put little effort into projects but they end up looking like I worked hard on them??

41. Where were you born?

Southern California! 

Tagging: @flawlessjeno @seungkwanders @rolypolyeollie @the-princejinyoung @tensmicrowave @kaypopruinedme @itsallaboutus18 @jung-jeff and anyone else who wants to do it!