um okay two things about this

hnnng

THAT FUCKING VIDEO IM CRYING MY CHILDREN HOW SOFT AND PURE.

notes:

• DAN IN A PASTEL SWEATER AND DUNGAREES END ME.
• HOW PHIL IS INFATUATED WITH DAN’S LITTLE CURL IM-
• “strap me up” ASDFGHJKL.
• CAN WE TALK ABOUT DAN AND HIS LOWKEY *cough* bottom ass *cough* HIP THRUSTY THING WHILE PUTTING ON THE DUNGAREES AHH.
• “i feel like i want to just do soft things” ;)
• UM WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE WAY DAN LOOKED AT PHIL WHEN HE PULLED HIS TROUSERS DOWN LIKE ??
• “aw dan you look so soft” BECAUSE HE IS YOU SPORKTULA
• “wow look at that meaty bicep, phil”
• THE NECK TATTOO AND HOW CAREFUL PHIL IS UGH STOP.
• “penis, penis tattoo”
• two words, people. chest. touching.
• “curly dan is here to stay”
• “i’ve embraced the wavy hair”

okay that’s all im done

5

Um. Okay, the longer you stare at this picture, the more things jump out.

  • Andre, wedged firmly between his two dads, is now trying to cuddle Nicky, who seems amused by it.
  • A small child is side-eyeing the hell out of Ovi.
  • Braden Holtby somehow looks fucking flawless in goofy reindeer antlers.
  • Taylor Chorney looks… less flawless and like an amorous reindeer giving Evgeny Kuznetsov the eye, and Kuzya doesn’t know how to feel about it.
  • Tom Wilson, the biggest kid of them all.
When in Rome (Part two)

Originally posted by nestorquik

(( gif not mine - yet highly relatable ))

(A/n): I DON’t KNOW HOW TO FUCKNIG SPELL OKAY

Summary: Part two of this shit

Warnings: God I don’t know anymore

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The drive to the house was seemingly short and sweet. (Y/n) sat next to Ethan. He had thought maybe he would end up making things awkward, but actually, (Y/n) was content sitting next to him.

At one point during the ride, she was questioned about who she was such.

“Well, um, my name’s (Y/n)…” she began “And I was originally supposed to be in England right now but… my parents made a mistake… It’s a shame, I really needed a nice vacation…”

The most of them chuckled lightly at her speech. She let some colour take her cheeks when she looked to Ethan. To some great surprise, he was looking at her too. Simling.

“Ethan, don’t be a freak…” commented Mark, looking back to the boy threw the rearview mirror.

The male hastily dropping his expression and looked at Mark accusingly.

“I wasn’t doing anything! I was smiling at her story!” Ethan defended, voice hitching lightly somewhere in the center.

“You know, I don’t think that was the kind of story to smile at.” offered Amy, peering past the window.

“W-Wha-”

(Y/n) pushed a heartfelt laugh and said:

“Yeah, gosh- I got stuck in another country and you’re smiling about it?”

The blue boy now felt similar heat cascade across his spotted cheeks. He laughed a bit solemnly, collapsing his gaze to the cab floor.

Mark and Tyler, Amy and (Y/n) all giggled at this- (Y/n) even harping a light shove on Ethan’s shoulder.

She grinned at him; turned away.

“For being stuck in another country, you lot are extremely nice.” she said, giving her eyes back to Mark. The cab drove forth.

Ethan was hoping for her attention to stay on him. For (Y/n)’s kindness to be for him, not the group.

“I knowww~” lulled Mark, slipping a chuckle “But granted, it is past three in the fucking morning, we are all jet lagged. There is a chance that we may wake up and have no idea why you are in our house.”

The girl laughed at this, and Amy smiled.

The cab drove forth.

❆   ❆   ❆ 

The next morning was one to wake up to. Seems to have slipped her mind as to what happened in between getting out of the cab and claiming a room. (Y/n) has never before been awaked by pure screaming.

“Hmnhh… shushht up, man….” she mumbled.

Drearily, the girl arose from her bed and trotted respectfully down the stairs- waiting until she reached the bottom before she said anything.

“Pardon,” she began, speech interrupted by a shattering egg.

(Y/n) flinched, and walked further into the kitchen area.

“Hm…”

There stood Tyler, Ethan and Mark together.

“I want to make it and give it to her. That’s fucking it, is that so difficult?” demanded Ethan, picking up the egg yolk.

“Yes!” cried Mark, hiding himself away from Ethan.

The blue boy inevitably was quicker, tossing the yellow food into Mark’s morning messy hair.

“You need a shower anyway, you filthy whore!” Ethan laughed greatly, holding onto his stomach in a cute fashion. Mark pouted soundly, all the while Tyler actually made the breakfast.

Mark sighed heavily, sloping the egg from his head and into the sink. He muttered something under Ethan’s giggles and forced himself over to the pantry.

“Morning.” said (Y/n) finally.

Her words alone seemed to easily cut half the morning atmosphere. Ethan and Tyler simultaneously both offered her lazy smiles.

“TYLER THERE IS NO COFFEE.”

“Top shelf?”

“I don’t see any bloody beans.”

“Probably because beans don’t bleed.” Tyler remarked.

“I don’t see any fucking beans.”

“They don’t have–”

“NO GODDAMN BEANS.”

Tyler laughed, making his own way to the pantry to maybe ease his friend.

(Y/n) stepped herself forward, siding with Ethan. She smiled at him. Together they stood soundly, listening to both Mark and Tyler- bicker and taunt.

“This the nice vacation you were looking for?” asked Ethan, leaning over a bit.

“Oh no, not at all.” chuckled (Y/n).

“You love it- deep inside.” Ethan pointed out, beaming at the girl brightly “Cause, you know, when in Rome.”

“No, actually, I’m sure I dislike it greatly.” she challenged, smiling back at him just the same. Maybe a month isn’t long enough.

“Well, if that’s the truth, then I guess I’ll just have to make you love it.”

They both laughed heartily, drowned out by a common comfort in each others company.

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(A/n): Wowie I posted two things tonight someone give me a highfive

octanakin  asked:

Want more tears? Listen to "West" and "We're Still Here", both by SAL

Um. Okay. First of all how dare you.

Second of all, thank you so much. You’ve greatly increased the amount of mascara I’ve had to use today, but tbh not even mad about it.

“I Found” by Amber Run and “Meet Me on the Battlefield” by Svrcina are two of my personal favorites when I’m ready to roll in Bellarke feels.

anonymous asked:

In your rules, you say that Lagertha and Ragnar are your OTP, but it's clear that you ship Athelstan and Ragnar a lot, so which is it? I've been wanting to make a Lagertha but it's disappointing if the only two Ragnar's seemingly care more about the ship that didn't happen than the one that did.

Um okay, I’ll admit that this anon kind of did put me off a little bit, because I have never said that I don’t ship Lagertha & Ragnar. I was actually in tears last week one night, because they didn’t reconcile, and they are very much my OTP.  But, it is honestly unfair to sit there and say that the two Ragnar’s only care about the ship that did not happen vs the one that did.  There is a lot of subtext when it comes to the show and a lot of underlying things. There’s people that ship Athelnar, there’s people who don’t. I 100% respect that, but neither of us have ever undermined the important that Lagertha played in Ragnar’s life.

Furthermore yes, I do ship both. Coming into this, I did not ship anything not platonic with Athelstan and Ragnar, but chemistry happened and I do ship it. I will also say, although I don’t feel like I remotely owe an explanation to anyone, that a lot of my love for them is based on the Athelstan that I write with. We write really well together and it just flows really well. Plus, development is key, but I 100% still ship Lagertha and Ragnar. Both people are extremely important to him, and if you really want to nitpick things that ‘didn’t happen’, I ship the three of them together, so yeah.

We always need more characters in this fandom, and I am sure that if you did make one, people would write with you. I do have a main Lagertha, so while I will write with others, she is my go to.  And honestly, just a little advice: sometimes, it’s better to approach someone with a little more tact, because while I understand what you are trying to say, the way it is worded frustrated me quite a bit.

But yeah, I do ship them. I ship both things. 

  • “You really wanna know how I know?" 
  • "I found something." 
  • "Okay. Um. But why now?" 
  • "That sounds intense." 
  • "I’m not sure I follow." 
  • "We barely speak anymore." 
  • "Get up and walk away." 
  • "Follow me. Now." 
  • "We have to keep moving." 
  • "Are you coming or not?" 
  • "So what did you two talk about?" 
  • "Okay, look—you don’t know shit about much. But you’re not terrible to look at." 
  • "I know. I know. You kinda pulled me in a little." 
  • "But the main thing is, I kinda really need the money." 
  • "There has to be something I’m missing." 
  • "Wow. You do know something.”
  • “Okay, but look at this.”
  • “Is there any way you might be mistaken about all of this?" 
  • "You think I’m paranoid." 
  • "You could’ve stayed longer." 
  • "Yeah. Starting to get to know you." 
  • "Thanks. I think." 
  • "It’s really not that difficult." 
  • "You know, I've—I’ve never seen anything like that before." 
  • "It was strange. I was feeling strange." 
  • "It almost hurts that you’d ask me that." 
  • "I warned you." 
  • "Why are you here? Why are you here?!" 
  • "Most of the time, I’m uncertain about everything.”

archistratego  asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). SPREAD POSITIVITY! ♡

HI ELIOT you’re the sweetest and I love you omg
Um okay, uh. Five things I like about myself. Um.
I can throw a good punch, much harder than you would guess from looking at me. I can also throw my punches pretty fast. That’s probably number one.
I’ve got a pretty wicked rear Thai kick as well - I’m gonna count that as two.
Uh, I do have a good singing voice, probably my one true innate talent.
Four and five….would you consider endless burning rage a positive personality trait? I probably would.
And sometimes I have interesting things to say!
Thank you for this bit of positivity, darling ❤

anonymous asked:

🔮

Pain descriptions

MAN… THERE’S. THERE’S KIND OF TWO THINGS I COULD TALK ABOUT: THE PAIN OF LOSING MY BROTHER, AND THE PAIN OF. WELL, ALL THE PAIN AROUND THE STUFF WITH WASP.

SINCE I KNOW WASP IS PROBABLY GONNA READ THIS AT SOME POINT I THINK I’LL SPARE HIM THE LATTER. JUST… IF YOU’RE READING THIS, FRIEND? REMEMBER THAT I’M OKAY NOW THAT YOU’RE OKAY, AND IT WASN’T YOUR FAULT. IT HURT BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!! AND THAT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.

ANYWAY! UM. …SHIT. WHY DID I AGREE TO TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN.

IT. IT’S KIND OF. KIND OF HARD TO DESCRIBE? LIKE. LIKE SOMETIMES IT’S THIS EMPTINESS, LIKE THERE’S SOMETHING THAT GOT RIPPED OUT OF ME SOMEHOW, WHICH IS WEIRD CONSIDERING I’M LITERALLY HOLLOW SO THE ONLY THING YOU COULD RIP OUT OF ME IS A BONE OR SOMETHING??? UUUUUGH WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO DESCRIBE.

SOMETIMES IT’S JUST. JUST THIS PAIN SOMEWHERE IN MY CHEST EVEN THOUGH THERE’S NOTHING THERE OTHER THAN MY SOUL EXCEPT IT DOESN’T REALLY FEEL LIKE MY SOUL ITSELF HURTS FOR SOME WEIRD REASON IT’S JUST THAT SOMETHING IN MY CHEST JUST HURTS AND

AND. S-SORRY, I. I NEED TO GO LIE DOWN……..

@defiantcharms // not so sinful sinday starter

          “so um, delilah’s having her playdate with lucy,” because talking about your daughter is the ultimate way to set the mood. “—i hope things go okay. i know they get along well at daycare, but i’m still a little worried.” he rubs at the back of his neck nervously. “i think this might be the first time we’ve hung out just the two of us.” of course it was, they had to plan it like that or it would never happen. “do you want anything to drink?”  

Morning After With Junhoe
  • “hey”
  • “hi”
  • you look up at Junhoe smiling, he’s been awake for awhile
  • your mind still collecting itself as you thought about last night
  • you look around the room at your clothes scattered on the floor
  • “yeah, um, was everything okay? like for you?”
  • you pull june in for a kiss
    • you loved how nervous he was that things weren’t good for you
  • he awkwardly laughs at himself
  • you two lay in his bed for awhile, just holding hands and talking about different things
  • you sit up and look down at Junehoe, who notices marks he left on your neck
  • “did i do that?”
  • you grab your phone to look, and just start laughing
  • june is now blushing pulling a pillow over his head
    • you cuddle close to him, reassuring him it’s okay
  • you both just laugh
    • you talk about the night before, you ask each other questions, not afraid or nervous about discussing things
    • you wonder if the others heard you two, what would they say if they did, or would they just pretend they hadn’t heard
    • were hickeys gonna be a regular thing from June?
    • he makes sure you know you can’t do that to him, or else he’d be in trouble
  • you both finally get up and decided to change to start the day
This Love is Difficult but it's Real: Chapter 1

So, um, when I was younger, I was really fascinated by this story I heard about these two people who fell in love over the course of 10 days. And, um, the one thing that made me really sad about it is that it had a tragic ending. And so, uh, I wrote this fic and I hope it’s okay with you, but I changed the ending.

Keep reading

There were only two things I would say your father loved as dearly as your mother. The first, was his books. The second, however, was prone to complaining about always being bested by those books
—  Harry Potter to Teddy Lupin, on the subject of the Marauders, at some point almost definitely.

Okay, no, I lied. I have too much to say. While I will admit I enjoyed the animation– the lighting and action sequences were glorious– and there were quite a few good jokes in the episode… two thing really bothered me about the episode. One, what happened to the first time Wander met Dominator and he was like ‘okay, i don’t think I want to be your friend’ or whatever the exact quote was. He seemed to recognize right away that HEY, he can tell when some people just aren’t worth your time to try to convince to change. And you saw that demonstrated with his relationship with Dr. Screwball Jones. But the moment he finds out that Dominator is a girl, SUDDENLY she is dating material for Hater? UM, wtf on Wanders part.

SEE, I can’t even blame Hater for going goo goo eyes because they DID set that up in ‘the cool guy’. But what bothers me is that we have TWO main female characters– two. And so far BOTH of them have had a romance related plot with Hater, and then Awesome also hitting on Sylvia. I get it, Hater is a dork over pretty girls. But it’s like… women have to deal with men hitting on them all the time in real life. Women are ogled and sexualized all the time. Made to play romantic love interests and moms. I get that the show isn’t going to have Dominator reciprocate those feelings– thank you show for that– but it’s the fact you have this badass character and even just bringing up the trope at all just concerns me. it makes me feel uncomfortable. Can’t women just BE, just exist without somebody turning them into objects? (Even if the crew themselves says they don’t see women that way, it doesn’t help that they keep showing it.) It’s just this doesn’t mix well with the fact i was already bothered by the women characters in ‘the cool guy’. 

That said, I was happy to see Sylvia and Peepers come to an understanding. I hope that leads to more team ups. Also, the black cube of darkness not being able to pick up the ring was funny to the point I almost started crying from my sides hurting from mirth. There were a lot of genuinely funny moments in the episode. So I don’t have a problem with the writing, exactly. Just like I said, I feel uneasy about how the few girl characters have been treated.

Storytime...

so um why don’t you sit down cause i think we have a story to tell…. so waking up a groupchat full of over emotional people is not the best thing ever…my job was to find out why but before i could do that, i get about 4 notifications at the same time, two twitter and two from tumblr. looking at the twitter notifications first, my heart drops. “so yeah, we broke up…” okay…i had put down my phone for a second. but then reading through the responses on the tweets, i smiled at how…just understanding we are about it…hugs were given and tears were shed in gifs and emojis, but a majority of these message were “i just hope your happy” “this was so brave” “sad but happy your still friends”… i was just proud at that point….THEN IT HIT ME…

we have been seeing snaps and thinking they’re dates and little cute things but no, they aren’t….these are snaps of two awesome friends who had a past relationship but wouldn’t want to lose an awesome friendship because said past. the “what am i touching” video is just proof of that. in our mind set, they were still dating, but in reality they were just two friends goofing around with a camera and being hilarious. and that’s my main take out of all of the 4 months that they were official. they were best friends and partners at one point, but now they are just best friends. best friends who got over a bump together and go and do things with each other all the time and still have a lot of great times together. they did nyc fashion week together as FRIENDS, they co-found a company together as FRIENDS, they went to the movies as FRIENDS. they are awesome at being together, romantically or platoniclly.

so with that said, they are broken up. so i’m not sure yet what i want to do with this account, whether i should keep it and keep posting fanfic ( like h!artbig fans, who i love and support, with the exception of a few ) or whether this should be put in the library and to never come ( carmilla reference anyone huh huh? ) . i’ll let you guys decide though message me here or go vote on the poll on my twitter. this was a fun ride while it lasted and i have met so many good people and made so many new best friends because of this. i just wanted to say all of this in a nice place and that is here. thx.