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Halloween Sentence Meme !  🎃

some slightly nsfw !! 

  • I’m turning the lights out now. “ 
  • They’re coming. Get ready. “ 
  • Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 
  • If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 
  • You need a damn costume. “ 
  • This is my costume “ 
  • Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 
  • Spooky spaghetti ? “
  • You look… hot.  
  • That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “
  • HOLY FUCK“ 
  • You deserved that, asshole.
  • Wanna go in first ? “ 
  • I knew you’d end up holding my hand.  
  • Let’s swap. I don’t like these.  
  • I don’t wanna go “ 
  • You’re fucking with me.  
  • I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 
  • You look pretty when I can’t see your face. 
  • I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 
  • That’s fucking adorable.  
  • Put the cat down, it’s not yo- 
  • “ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME 
  • I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “
  • I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 
  • You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 
  • Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 
  • Come here.  
  • You hear that ?   
  • That was not my dog. “ 
  • Did you leave the door open ? 
  • I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 
  • Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 
  • If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 
  • I don’t like these woods. “ 
  • My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “ 

someone: oh my god were you CRYING???

me, not even 4 minutes after a full on breakdown: 

  • Valkyrie : My partner died 300 years ago. It's gut-wrenching still.
  • Skulduggery[from the other room] : Valkyrie. please stop telling ppl I'm dead. They KNOW.
  • Valkyrie : Sometimes I can still hear his voice.