um idk but i think they're cute wait what am i saying lol

anonymous asked:

HIII I have a sorta weird hc request lol. How would MC react to/take care of chibi!RFA? As in the RFA got shrunk (for a while) by a mysterious party guest or somethin lol i mean they're still the same but smol skdjfhsdfj (bc imagine a smol grumpy jumin) idk if this made sense tbh it was funnier in my head

honey i shrunk the RFA

Yoosung

  • “MC!”
  • MC just heard Yoosungs voice but where is Yoosung
  • “Yoosung? where are you?”
  • “down here!”
  • MC looks down and Yoosung is, in fact, down there
  • oh my god he’s so smol
  • like he’s always been smol but this is too much
  • MC leans down and lets Yoosung crawl into the palm of their hand, then brings him to their face
  • “why…why are you so tiny…?”
  • Yoosung is literally crying hysterically
  • “i dont know i was talking to a party guest and he pulled out this weird lazer thing and then everyone got really big and now im crying and-”
  • MC is trying so hard not to smile
  • Yoosung is clearly distressed but he’s just so…cute
  • “cheer up, Yoosung…”
  • MC uses their index finger to rub the top of his tiny head
  • he crosses his arms, pouting
  • “i’m hungry”
  • “alright i got this. just hold on a sec”
  • MC slips the small Yoosung into their pocket
  • they take a plate and put a small pile of rice on it
  • they sit at an empty table and take Yoosung out of their pocket
  • “bon appetit! tiny food for a tiny boy”
  • Yoosung complains that he’s a tiny man, then proceeds to grab a single grain of rice
  • he eats the whole thing in three bites
  • MC smiles at him
  • its just too cute
  • “see? i told you i’d take care of you no matter what”
  • Yoosung sits on top of the rice mound criss cross apple sauce
  • he grabs a few more grains, hoarding them in his miniature arms as he bites into one
  • “yknow what?”
  • he says, still chewing on half a grain of rice
  • “this aint half bad”

Zen

  • FUCK why is everyone so big
  • one second he’s charming and handsome, cutting a rug
  • the next thing he knows
  • EVERYONE IS VERY LARGE AND HE IS VERY AFRAID
  • oh thank god theres MC
  • “pssssst! babe!”
  • MC cant hear him, they’re too busy entertaining guests
  • alright, if they cant hear him they’ll just have to feel him
  • tiny Zen climbs onto MC’s shoe till he gets to their ankle
  • this better work…
  • he bites MC’s ankle as hard as he can with his small mouth
  • “ouch!”
  • MC looked down to see Zen waving his arms frantically at them from the top of their foot
  • they gasp and cover him up
  • “everything alright?”
  • “um yea i’m great i just think a big bit me. if you’ll excuse me, i think i need to go wash up for a moment”
  • MC rushes to the bathroom
  • they squat down on the bathroom floor (not touching it though cause that would be gross) and let Zen crawl into the palm of their hand
  • “Zenny, what happened to you?”
  • “not sure. all i know is that i’m too freaking small to do anything”
  • Zen crosses his arms
  • “hey, cheer up, Zen! you may be small but you’re still my handsome boyfriend”
  • his face turns bright red
  • “r-really?”
  • “of course! and to be honest, i’m kind of glad you’re like this cause not i can keep you all to myself”
  • “MC, you always know just what to say to me”
  • “i’d kiss you if i wasnt afraid you’re suffocate….”

Jaehee

  • one second she’s greeting guests
  • the next she’s almost beING STEPPED ON MY GUESTS
  • WHAT IS THIS??
  • WHY AM I SO TINY SUDDENLY?
  • she still has guests to greet and she has to make sure the catering is all in order and make an announcement to thank everyone for attending and
  • Jaehee has shit to do, alright
  • she starts running, dodging guests feet
  • gotta find MC gotta find MC gotta find MC
  • there they are
  • Jaehee climbs onto MC’s foot and starts screaming
  • “Jaehee, what the heck?! why are you small?”
  • they lift Jaehee up to their face
  • “no time to talk…”
  • Jaehee was panting from running to MC
  • “…we have an speech to give”
  • MC’s eyes widen
  • “speech?! no way! i send emails, not make announcements. i dont even have anything prepared”
  • “dont worry, i’ll help you. now put me on your shoulder and lets get on stage”
  • “c-cant Yoosung do it or something?”
  • “no. if i cant welcome the guests it should be you. you invited them all here, after all”
  • MC sighs, but admits Jaehee is right
  • they let Jaehee climb on their shoulder and take the stage
  • “i have the whole thing memorized so i’ll say something and you copy”
  • MC nods
  • “greetings, guests and friends. i am Jaehee Kang”
  • MC opens their mouth to speak
  • “wAIT DONT SAY THAT”
  • “greetings, guests and friends. i am the party coordinator for the RFA”
  • MC repeats Jaehee’s words into the microphone
  • “great, MC, you’re doing great….dont say that either”
  • MC smiles at the crowd
  • “i would firstly like to thank all of you for attending today”
  • MC repeats
  • by doing this Jaehee is still able to give her speech of welcoming even though she is very tiny

Jumin

  • this is absolutely absurd and not even physically possible
  • he never wanted to leave MC’s side during the party
  • but that one sketchy guest pulled him away and now everyone is so big and nothing makes sense and the room is too warm
  • ugh
  • Jumin doesnt want to bother with searching the room for MC because he doesnt want to get stepped on
  • instead he finds the table they were sitting at earlier
  • Jumin uses all of his strength to climb into one of the chairs and sits
  • he hears MC and Yoosung talking over the other voices in the room
  • “Yoosung, have you seen Jumin recently?”
  • “no, but maybe he went back to your table. try checking there!”
  • “good idea. thanks”
  • good. MC was coming back.
  • he sees them walk to the table and look around
  • “hmm, not here”
  • “MC, i’m right here”
  • they look down and gasp when they see little Jumin sitting in the middle of the chair cushion
  • “Jumin, is that really you?”
  • “yes, it’s me”
  • his arms are crossed and he doesnt even look up at MC as he talks
  • MC lays their hand down in front of him
  • “Jumin, will you come onto my hand so it’s easier for us to talk?”
  • “no”
  • MC leans down
  • “Jumin, please let me take care of you. i dont know why you’re so small but you need someone to watch over you and make sure you’re safe
  • “please just act as if i am my normal self”
  • “alright, fine”
  • MC stands 
  • “will you accompany me to go entertain guests?”
  • “of course, dear”
  • Jumin walks to the edge of the chair and looks down
  • the ground is kind of far away….
  • wait! MC’s already walking away!
  • no!
  • “MC, wait!”
  • they turn around and lean back down
  • “yes, Jumin?”
  • “maybe…maybe i do need a little help….”
  • they smile and let Jumin climb into the palm of their hand
  • “can you put me on your shoulder? i want to be able to see everything…”
  • Jumin was feeling embarrassed to make such a ridiculous request
  • “of course! i’ll make sure to keep you close even if you’re tiny”
  • Jumin blushes, but still wishes he could wrap his arm around MC

707

  • THIS
  • IS
  • FAN
  • TASTIC
  • think of the possibilities!
  • think of the pranks he could play on Yoosung
  • tiny Seven doesnt find MC, MC finds tiny Seven
  • they were talking to Jaehee when something moving across a nearby table caught their eye
  • “one sec, Jaehee”
  • the walk over the the table to see a miniature Seven
  • they grab him gently and place him in the palm of their hand
  • “Seven? what the hell?”
  • “i dont know either but isnt this cool?? look how tiny i am!”
  • “Seven, this is not cool. i need you to be a normal-sized boy. and why didnt you come find me as soon as this happened?”
  • Seven rubs the back of his neck and laughs nervously
  • “well i, uh, had some other plans”
  • “other plans?”
  • “nothing too serious, i was just going to hide in Yoosungs food and pop out and scare him and see if he faints…”
  • “oh no you’re not”
  • MC grabs Seven and slips him into their pocket
  • “hey, what the hell? let me out of here! i gotta mess with Yoosung! this is kidnapping!!!!!”
  • “not at my party, you dont. i worked way too hard for you to make a scene at this party”
  • so for MC the entire party is spend keeping Seven in their pocket and chasing after him if he ran away
  • “HAH! found you again!”
  • thank god his tiny legs were slow

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