um i'll just leave this here

I had one experience where we were doing a love scene in season six. We were rolling around in the bedroom, and [Lucy Hale] goes out of frame, implying that she is somewhere in the old crotch region. I didn’t hear “cut”, so I just looked at the camera and I was like, “All right, how we doin’?” And they’re like, “No, no, no, Ian, we didn’t yell ‘cut’.” And I kind of went, “What am I supposed to do?” And they’re like, “Just, um, enjoy it.” They wanted to have implied fellatio I guess. A new kind of family! I think that might be the sole reason they changed it to Freeform - just so they could see Ezria BJs.
—  Ian on his weirdest Ezria scene
Izuocha: Rewards and Geometry Problems
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Izuku:</b> If you get this one right I'll reward you.<p/><b>Ochako:</b> *concentrates on the really difficult geometry problem and solves it*<p/><b>Izuku:</b> Good job! Here's a candy for you.<p/><b>Ochako:</b> *stares* This is not what I was um, expecting to get.<p/><b>Izuku:</b> What do you want?<p/><b>Ochako:</b> Well um, something more.<p/><b>Izuku:</b> *knows exactly what Ochako wants but wants to tease her* Oh<p/><b>Izuku:</b> *gives Ochako another candy*<p/><b>Ochako:</b> *screams internally and slams her head on the table*<p/><b>Izuku:</b> W-what's wrong?<p/><b>Ochako:</b> *lying* Oh, I'm just so happy that I got this problem right.<p/></p><p/><b>Izuku:</b> *kisses Ochako on the cheek* Yeah, me too.<p/><b>Izuku:</b> *while leaving Ochako's dorm* Bye Uraraka-san, I'll come over and help you with your geometry homework tomorrow okay?<p/><b>Ochako:</b> *blushing and holding onto the spot on her cheek where Izuku kissed her* U-uh yeah, sure. Bye Deku-kun...<p/></p><p/><b>Izuku:</b> *when he reaches his dorm in a blushing mess* I can't believe I actually did that...<p/><b>Ochako:</b> *in a blushing mess as well* I can't believe he actually did that...<p/></p>
Emeto starters 2
  • 1. Some of it got in your hair...
  • 2. I'd appreciate it if you DIDN'T vomit on me.
  • 3. I'm not gonna throw up, alright?!
  • 4. I can't go back out there! Everyone saw me puke!
  • 5. Ugh, that smell makes me want to hurl.
  • 6. Let's find you a clean set of clothes, okay?
  • 7. You should probably know, I have a really weak stomach...
  • 8. Um...not to be rude or anything, but are you throwing up in there?
  • 9. You can't be mad at me for throwing up. You're the one who gave me this germ.
  • 10. Seriously, I'm fine. Don't w- oh god never mind, I'll be right back.
  • 12. It's...it's all over the carpet...
  • 13. I'm sorry I brought you here, I didn't know this was going to happen!
  • 14. It's okay. Just breath. You can do it.
  • 15. Um...what did you put in the food again? I don't think it agrees with me...
  • 16. That didn't sound good.
  • 17. This medicine should help...if you can keep it down that is.
  • 18. Come on, you need to keep your strength up. Just finish the sou- okay, um, never mind.
  • 19. I guess I'll have to clean this up...
  • 20. You'll feel better once you get it over with, you know.
  • 21. I can't leave the bathroom...I've been throwing up all day.
  • 22. Don't use your sleeve! I'll be right back with a wet cloth.
  • 23. So that's why you suddenly cancelled the plans...and here I was thinking you were mad at me.
  • 24. It's okay, everyone gets sick once in a while.
  • 25. Don't be ridiculous, of course I'll stay with you. It takes more than a little puke to scare me.
Bones {Sentence Starters}
  • "Leave me out of it, I am not going."
  • "Fine. Then we're done here. Do you want to get some coffee?"
  • "I don't like people who think they're better than other people."
  • "No offense, but, um, I'm not interested."
  • "I just never figured you being in a relationship."
  • "Have you ever been charged with a felony?"
  • "You know, I'm glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals."
  • "You're bad with people, okay? No use being offended by the fact."
  • "You don't need a gun. If anyone needs shooting, I'll do it."
  • "My most meaningful relationships are with dead people."
  • "I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye."
  • "You know, I'm sorry for wrecking your weekend for nothing."
  • "How I feel doesn't matter. My job doesn't depend on it."
  • "Are you as cold and unfeeling as you seem?"
  • "You know, you picked a really odd time to have this conversation."
  • "When you say things like that, it's just to bug me, right?"
  • "Don't use your charm smile on me."
  • "I have been wanting to do that for years. You are so hot!"
  • "I thought you were told to stay away from him?"
  • "Yeah. So, um, you should be a little nicer to me, huh?"
  • "You thought you were protecting me. But you're the one who needs protecting."
  • "It hurts my shoulder when I break down the door."
  • "Or better still, you could forget the whole thing and come home."
  • "You do know how this is supposed to work, right?"
  • "If you keep living trying to protect yourself, nothing is ever going to touch you."
  • "I just... I feel like I want to kiss you."
  • "I'd say you were kidding, but, I don't think you know how to kid."
  • "I know when there's something wrong with you."
  • "If you had a pet pig, what would you name him?"
  • "Look, if anybody asks, the door was open."
  • "There's absolutely no reason for us to be discreet about our relationship anymore."
  • "He touched me with his creepy, serial killer hands."
  • "How long have you and _____ hated each other?"
  • "How are we friends? How is it possible? I mean we have nothing in common."
  • "Something's wrong, right? What can I do to help?"
  • Griffin: Patrick asks, "Questions for my dental hygienist? I am going to be getting my teeth cleaned soon by my ridiculously hot dental hygienist and I wanna ask some things. If you were asked these questions, what would your answer be and how do you think she will react? One-"
  • Justin: Do you wanna just ask'em? Do you wanna roleplay here?
  • Griffin: Um, sure, yeah. You guys can take turns being the super, just bangin' dental hygienist and I'll be Patrick. Uh, "One: Can I have the pair of gloves and the mask you used on me?"
  • *small bit of silence*
  • Justin: I was gonna do a bit but I think she would probably just leave the room.
  • Travis: Does the dental hygienist have a button under the counter that like summons the police? 'Cause that's what I would be doing.
  • Griffin: "Two: Can I have a pair of new gloves and what kind of gloves are they?" That one's kinda harmless.
  • Travis: Unless you couple it with the first question.
  • Justin: Yeah, and then you say 'I just need to hide my fingerprints. I can't tell you why.'
  • Griffin: "Three: Could you please check in the back to see if you have any pink gloves or mask you could use?"
  • Travis: What's this guy's hangup?
  • Griffin: "Four: Do you have to wear a mask? Five: Will you surprise me with the profie paste flavor?" I don't know what that means.
  • Justin: What?! This guy doesn't have a crush on his dental hygienist, he has a dentistry fetish. That's what's going on here.
  • Travis: These are the least direct yet still creepy questions I've ever heard.
  • Griffin: Really Travis because number six: "Instead of using a mirror to hold back my cheek will you use your finger?"
  • *gagging noises from Justin & Travis*
  • Griffin: "Will you preform an extra intraoral and TMJ exam?"
  • Justin: Is there - okay are there more questions?
  • Griffin: "Will you use a toothbrush instead of the polisher?" That's not particularly sexual. "Nine. Can I add you on Facebook?"
  • Travis: Oh, there it is.
7

“Are you peeking into my heart?”

Takumi: Um, Naruse, did you…wanna do a musical? If you want to say something, maybe you can try singing it. Maybe if it’s a song, it doesn’t count for the curse.

Walking in on Mom and Dad 1 (Saino)
  • Saino
  • Inojin: *enters bedroom suddenly* Um mom I'm informing you before I leave for- what are you doing?
  • Ino: *lying awkwardly in bed covered in sheets* GAH! Nothing. Nothing! You go on Inojin but, um, remember-Be home before 8.
  • Inojin: Mom.
  • Ino: yes, what is it?
  • Inojin: Your hand is handcuffed to the bed.
  • Ino: *sweats* oh, is it? Um don't worry I'll take care of it, just leave-
  • -Sai suddenly bursts in dressed in work gear-
  • Sai: I have captured you now my- GAH Inojin what are you DOING here?
  • Inojin: Dad what are YOU doing??!!!
  • Sai: no, no, don't worry- I read about this in a book, it's okay-
  • Ino: Don't EXPLAIN to him, Sai!
  • Sai: sorry sorry! *smiles nervously*
  • -awkward Silence-
  • Inojin: ...I'm gonna go.
  • *parents run over each other's words as they speak at the same time*
  • Ino: yes-
  • Sai: okay-
  • Ino: see you-
  • Inojin: BYE. *runs out*
  • -Sai looks at Ino-
  • Sai: Soooo... Where were we? ;)
  • Ino: ...No.
#47 - You Win A Contest To Go On The Date With One Of The Boys & You Actually Hit It Off
  • Louis: Being a football player yourself, you couldn't have been more happier to get to spend the day with Louis at the football stadium where he played. You two played all day, taking short breaks before playing again. You joked and played, getting along really well. So well it didn't even seem like you two were complete strangers. After a long one-on-one game, you both sat down on the bench and he handed you a cold water. You're not too bad." He jokes with a laugh before taking a long drink from his water bottle. "Thanks, you're not so bad either." You joke earning a laugh from him. "Um, I actually wanted to ask you something." He says nervously as he looks up at you. "What's that?" You ask as you re-secured your hair in a messy ponytail. "Would you um, would you like to join me here at a game sometime? Just to watch and then hangout afterward, maybe another one-on-one game?" You sit still for a few seconds before nodding, "Yeah...Yeah, I'd really like that." You smile. He let out a small puff of air and smiles, "Awesome. That is...Yeah, I'll hook you up before we leave today, okay?" He smiles. "Sounds great." You grin.
  • Niall: She sat on the edge of the stage with Niall, his guitar secured in your hands as he tried to walk you through a few simple steps of playing it. Your date with him had turned into an all day thing. "Your fingers...yeah, okay, now strum." He smiles. You do as he says and smile as you hear a simple chord play. "See, you can do it!" He grins, patting your back. "I wouldn't call one chord an accomplishment." You laugh, handing his guitar back. "Hey, we all have to start somewhere." He shrugs with a smile. "Very true." You smile, leaning back on your hands and watch him. "Hey, I just wanted to say thanks because I mean, I wasn't supposed to be here this long and I kind of wasted your day doing stuff with me." You say nervously. "It wasn't a waste of a day, trust me." He laughs, staring at you. "You're a lot of fun, and trust me, if I didn't like you I would have ended this at the time it was supposed to." He laughed. "You're a lot of fun...I really, really, like you (Y/N). How about you stick around for the concert backstage tonight? I'll have security hook you up with a few passes. That sound good?" He asks with a smile. "That sounds great." You smile.
  • Liam: "Don't you dare!" You shout at Liam as he rounded the corner with a huge water gun that beat the tiny little one you had. "Oh, I just might." Liam smirks, "No!" You shout as you take off running. Your "date" with Liam had consisted of having a ton of fun with him and some of the other boys around the arena where the show was that night. You ran out the back door out into the parking lot and you were bombarded by Niall and Louis who began to soak you with their water guns. Liam busted out after you and began laughing, "Oh, you guys suck!" You laugh as they stop, looking down and taking in yourself in. "You're having fun, just admit it." Liam laughed as he dropped his water gun and grabbed your hand, "Come on, let's go get you dried off and into some dry clothes." Liam laughs softly and took you into the tour bus. He grabbed a towel and handed it to you, "I'll um, I'll grab you some of my clothes." He says as you dried off. "Liam, it's okay, I can stay in these." You laugh, "Are you sure? No, you'll be uncomfortable." He says, grabbing his suitcase and retrieving a tanktop and a pair of gym shorts. "Thanks." You say as he leaves and allows you to change. Once he comes back he smiles, "You know...I like you...a lot...why don't you hang around tonight?" He asks with a smile.
  • Zayn: "Can you believe it?" You ask softly as you sat down next to Zayn, curling into our side. "Believe what, love?" He whispers tiredly as he draped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him. "Next week will be our two year anniversary from the day we met." You whisper. He laughed and shook his head, "I honestly still can't believe how we met." He chuckled, running his hand through his already messy hair. "Hey, it makes a good story!" You laugh as you rubbed the back of his neck. "That's true, that's very true. I can't believe we met through a win a date contest." He says softly, rubbing small circles on your thigh with his thumb. "Do you think that we would have met at some point in our lifetime if I hadn't have won that contest?" You whisper. "I would hope I would have. I know that I want to spend our lives together and I really hope that fate would have brought us together at some point in our lives." He says softly. "It would have really, really sucked if I would have ended up with someone else and thought she was the one, because you're the one and then my life wouldn't have been complete." He says softly. You smiled at his answer and laid your head in the crook of his neck, "I love you, Z," You whisper. He smiles and presses his lips to your forehead, "I love you too, baby."
  • Harry: "Harry, ten more minutes," Management said as they ducked their head back out the door of the private venue they had rented for the 'Go on a date with a 1D boy' contest. "You know...I was kind of dreading this whole date thing, but you have...proved me wrong in every sense." Harry said with a small laugh as he shook his head. "Well, I'm glad." You smile, taking a sip of your drink. "I mean, yeah you're a fan, but you didn't freak out and go crazy. You stayed calm and sophisticated and it doesn't hurt that you're very, very beautiful." He says softly. "I bet they payed you to say that." You joke with a glint in your eye. Harry laughed and shook his head, "That's coming straight from me." He says, returning his famous smile. You felt your cheeks blush and you prayed that Harry didn't notice, "Thank you. You definitely know how to treat a lady." You say, tucking your hair behind your ear. "Look, they're going to come in here in a few minutes and rip me away and we'll probably never have contact again, and I don't want that. Give me your phone." He says softly. You stare at him for a few seconds before handing him your phone, watching him type in his number and saved it as a new contact. "Text me tonight, okay? I look forward to getting to know you more." He says quickly as management comes in and tells him it's time to leave. You stood up and hugged him, "I'm serious...text me or call me, okay?" He says before pulling away, earning a nod from you. "Yeah...I will." You smile.
The Cupboard
  • .
  • Molly drops by Baker Street with some body parts for Sherlock and opens a few cupboards to look for containers to store the parts
  • .
  • Sherlock: Wait! Let me...
  • Molly: *opens cupboard* Wha-- OH DEAR LORD.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: *closes cupboard* I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to...
  • Sherlock: It's not what you think.
  • Molly: It's really none of my business!
  • Sherlock: No, it's really not what you think.
  • Molly: *puts box on the table* Your personal life is nobody's business but yours.
  • Sherlock: Indeed. However...
  • Molly: I'll just go now. Sorry for that!
  • Sherlock: *blurts out* They're for you.
  • Molly: *drops purse in shock* W-what??
  • Sherlock: *blushes* Not for right now! But eventually.
  • Molly: ....
  • Sherlock: *sighs* It's to be prepared... for when you're ready....some day. Hopefully.
  • Molly: *jaw drops*
  • Sherlock: Once I've figured out the proper way to ask to see you... outside of a professional context.
  • Molly: Oh.
  • Molly: *processes* That cupboard is FULL of... And you'd want to...
  • Sherlock: *awkwardly* I cleared out several shelves of protective options at Tesco. I didn't know what you'd prefer.
  • Molly: *whispers* Wow.
  • Sherlock: Yes.
  • Molly: *looks at Sherlock expectantly*
  • Sherlock: Thank you for the toes.
  • Molly: Um. Of course. No problem. *picks up purse and turns to leave*
  • Sherlock: I'll be at the lab tomorrow. If that is acceptable.
  • Molly: Sure.
  • Sherlock: Or... *ruffles hair* If you are available, you could stay and--
  • Molly: YES.
  • Sherlock: --help with my experiment.
  • Molly: *smiles* Yes.
  • Sherlock: *nods and quickly kisses her cheek*
  • Molly: By the way... Just so you know. I'm partial to the ribbed ones.
  • Sherlock: Good. *smirks* Duly noted.

w/c:4,300

Niall’s breathing harshly through his nose when he reaches the spot—an exact parallel of that Tuesday one year ago.

Red cheeks that reach the tip of his hairline, sweaty palms from his jittery hands, a pressure caught between his throat and chest that’s making it painfully hard for the air to remain in his tired lungs—it’s all strangely familiar.

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