um i think thats it

amezuli  asked:

((im sorry i know very little about hetalia but)) 002 for italy? hyuuu and maybe 002 for pearl from su if u feel like it...

((no problem, sweet pea!! i’ll give u both!))

002 | Give me a character ( italy ) & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: feli is wonderful!!! ofc i love him. like his brother, there is much more 2 him than ppl seem to realize. eyeroll emoji

All the people I ship romantically with this character: germany, poland, japan, um!! omg.. who the hell else do i…… i think thats it!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: aw thats so hard to choose :’( can it be a brot3?? i love itapolhun!! lmao

My unpopular opinion about this character: i dont know if i can pinpoint an exact Unpopular Opinion TM but just generally like? a lot of ppl are like ~~hee hee ha ha look at the idiot! all feli does is cry!!!~~ and all that garbage and im just like? i dont get it + thats so mean wtf. theres so much more depth to feli than ppl give him credit for and the boy is an artistic genius with a heart of gold like how are u.. going to discredit him for everything he’s worth like that

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: he’s the main character so im like…..

my OTP: i love itapol!

a headcanon fact: @aph-poland has better #felifacts than me! lmao– ask kal, he talks abt feli so reverently. ;v;

002 | Give me a character ( pearl ) & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: PEARL IS MY FAVE!!!

All the people I ship romantically with this character: i really just like pearlmethyst! i like art of her and rose and stuff, and it’s a neat part of her backstory but im not so much a huge stan for pearlrose itself bc its ? in the past and nothing can be done abt it now u feel what i mean.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: uh! thats a question tht im not entirely sure how to answer lmao

My unpopular opinion about this character: i try to keep out of the actual depths of the fandom bc i dont want to delve into the Pearl Discourse lmao. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: im kind of happy w/ pearl’s progression rn? she gets better n better each day & im proud of her!

my OTP: pearlmethyst ;v;

a headcanon fact: i think she rly was WD’s pearl? idk i just have A Hunch

(who makes you feel at home ?) i think thats fair, i think thats a fair uh … thats a fair … um acknowledgment yeah (*interviewers start giggling at him*) (so does this person know the song is written about them ?) … ummm, i actually dont know (goes on to talk about how anybody can make the song about what they want he doesnt want to ruin it for them) … but yeah sweet creature is defiantly about one person.
—  More harry talking about who ‘sweet creature’ is about via x
good things that happened today that prove life may not suck so bad after all:

• had a fancy bread for breakfast this morning. it had assorted fruit and some kind of cream on top of it and it tasted suuuper sweet and delicious
• told my little sister on the phone that i was coming home this weekend and she immediately screamed in excitement. it made me smile a bit
• caught up with some of the care e-mails @whelvenwings has been sending me. may or may not have laughed/cried throughout the whole process
• watched a lot of videos by my favorite youtubers that i’d been missing out on
• told some friends about my recently diagnosed mental illness and informed them about quitting med school soon. they responded (surprisingly) very nicely?
• one of them even offered me a position in his team for a neurological research that im not entirely oblivious about. thanked him for his offer and told him i might consider it at some point
• had noodles for dinner. it was the right amount of warm and spicy and it sat very nicely in my tummy
• spent 2 whole hours browsing through memes like The Cool Kid™ that i am
• realized that i’ve done a lot of things i should be proud of this week by putting myself first, for once
• you done good, citra
• you done good

Sex headcanons meme

so I found a really good headcanon meme here but the post is personalized, so Imma repost the questions and I included the link

Send me a ship and a number for my sexual headcanons:

  1. What was their first kiss like?
  2. Where were they their first time having sex?
  3. Who’s louder?
  4. Who performs/receives oral more often?
  5. Who tries new things more often?
  6. What is their favorite form of foreplay?
  7. What is their favorite mutual kink? 
  8. What are their favorite individual kinks? 
  9. What are their favorite toy(s)?
  10. Is there a certain thing one of them can’t have sex without?
  11. What are their general feelings on sex in the relationship?
  12. How careful are they about using protection?
  13. What’s a fantasy of one that the other will never be able/willing to fulfill?
  14. What are their turn-offs/hard limits? 
  15. If they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include?
  • Luciel: in binary we don't say I love you, we say "01010011 01101000 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01100001 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01111001 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01110100 01110100 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00100000" which means "you are my morning sun" and i think that's beautiful
  • Saeran: um, it doesn't mea -
  • Yoosung: yeah oh my god, that's so romantic!
  • Luciel: right?! you should say it to MC :)
  • Yoosung: you're right, i will! thanks hyung!
  • Luciel: :))))
  • Saeran: you're a horrible person.
  • Luciel: i know. :)))))

just some Cool Kids,

anonymous asked:

Hey (^ω^) Could I request a headcanon where one of the retrainers have overdropped a talk between the MC and Umeko and thinks that the MC is with the lords child and now congratulate the lord. Could you write how the lord would react and how he react when MC told him that she isn't with child and was talking about Matsuko who is secretly with child? (人ゝω・)Requested for the 6 main lords

Sorry that this took longer than expected ;-; I’ve been busy with school so requests will take a bit longer to get done. But hey~ here it is now~!! Hope you like it sweet nonnie (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

Oda Nobunaga

  • When he first heard the word “baby” his eyes widened.
  • He asks the retainer where he heard about MC being pregnant.
  • He nods after hearing his answer and goes to find MC.
  • There was a frown forming above his eyes.
  • It’s not that he wasn’t happy to hear that she was pregnant, rather left with mixed feelings about hearing about the news from someone other than her.
  • He pulls MC aside as soon as he sees her walking down the hall.
  • Looking at her with serious eyes he hints at the thought of her being pregnant.
  • MC is confused as she listens to him. “what is going on in here?”
  • She tilts her head to the side and the frown is back to his face.
  • “When were you planning to tell me? I knew that I would leave you with a child after last night.” He’d say with a smirk.
  • “A c-child?!”
  • It was her turn to get surprised.
  • “But milord I’m n-not pregnant…” She mumbles out in a small whisper.
  • Nobu is confused, was the retainer lying to him?
  • “W-where did you hear that?” She asks again and he tells her.
  • She nods as she finally understands what went wrong.
  • “Um… Milord, I think the retainer got confused… It’s not me thats pregnant but someone I know”
  • Nobu looked dumbfounded for a split second before nodding in understanding.
  • “And milord, you’ll be the first person to tell if I’m pregnant.” She mumbled with a blush.

Akechi Mitsuhide

  • He was busy all day and was shocked when he heard the retainer but smiled regardless.
  • His thoughts were drifting out of his grasp as he strode towards their room for a tea break is this what its called? with a light smile on his face.
  • As soon as he stepped into the room he was met with a sweet smile from her.
  • He walked in with excited footsteps, embracing her in his arms.
  • “Hmm? Did something good happen?” MC looked up to him.
  • He remained quiet for a few seconds, breathing in her scent before mumbling to her.
  • “MC… is it true that our flower started blooming?”
  • “Flower?” MC turned to look up to him.
  • “Our little flower here…” He whispered softly as his hand moved over her stomach.
  • “Little flower…?” MC mumbled under her breathe as she tried to understand what he’s hinting at.
  • “The little flower of life growing here.”
  • Her eyes widened, “Umm… M-Mitsuhide… I-…I’m not…”
  • Mitsuhide’s head was up in the clouds as she tried to explain to him that she wasn’t pregnant.
  • After a few minutes, she was finally able to get the words out of her lips.
  • “Mitsuhide! I-I am not pregnant.”
  • “Huh? w-what do you mean?”
  • “I t-think someone has been mistaken with me and someone else.”
  • She spent a couple more minutes trying to understand how he got confused with her and another person, till Mitsuhide mentioned the retainer.
  • “Ah… so he might’ve overheard our talk this evening…” MC thought as she finally processed how it happened.
  • “Milord I think the retainer got mistaken with me a-and someone else.”
  • That night Mitsuhide refused to let her go. After all, the beast inside him couldn’t be trapped after wanting to build a family with her.

Sanada Yukimura

  • As soon as he heard the words coming out of the retainers mouth his mouth started to act involuntarily, opening and closing like a fish.
  • His cheeks started to turn to apples, his words failing to come out.
  • The retainer was concerned as he watched Yukimura, he was about to calm him down when Saizo came.
  • “I’ll take it from here.” Saizo mumbles with a smile to the retainer. It’s that smile he gives off when he has to take care of yukimura
  • “Yukimura dear…” he sighs.
  • “S-Sazio, d-did you hear what he said?!”
  • “He said that I’m pregNANT!!!”
  • Saizo had to shake his head at his words.
  • “Little lord, it’s MC that’s pregnant. Not you.”
  • Yukimura was too caught up in his little world to listen to Saizo.
  • After a few minutes he remembers something.
  • “I should go to MC, she must not work while she’s carrying our baby!”
  • He didn’t look back as he rushed around the castle to search for her.
  • MC was walking down the hall when he accidentally bumped into her.
  • “S-sorr-..! MC, you’re here.” He held her close and sighed softly.
  • He was glad that she wasn’t carrying anything or doing anything hard.
  • He stroked her hair before moving back and rubbing her tummy softly.
  • “MC… why didn’t you tell me.” He looked up to her with gentle eyes.
  • “Umm… tell you what..?“
  • “About our baby… you’re pregnant.”
  • Yukimura smiled and she pulled away softly.
  • “N-no, I’m not…” she mumbled softly as her eyes moved downwards.
  • “MC… you don’t want me to know?” His expression was of a sad puppy.
  • MC shook her head and looked away.
  • “I’m not pregnant…”
  • Yukimura looked up to her with big sad eyes.
  • “Y-you’re not?!!” He blushed furiously as he thought that he misunderstood what the retainer said.
  • “I heard from Saizo… but it wasn’t me that was pregnant.” She slowly took his hand in hers.
  • “But I’ll be glad to have you as the father of my children.”

Kirigakure Saizo

  • He was just back from his mission when Yukimura ran up to him excitedly.
  • “Saizo! Saizo!! You need to hear this!!” Yukimura was rushing to tell him.
  • “I’m here little lord, you don’t have to yell so loud…” Saizo sighed as he strode towards him.
  • “Haven’t you heard?! MC is pregnant!” Yukimura spoke excitedly.
  • “Pregnant?! The l-little lady?”
  • Saizo had a shocked expression on his face. It wasn’t everyday that you see a shocked Saizo.
  • He wouldn’t have believed something so straight away if it came out of someone else’s mouth, but it was Yukimura that’s telling him.
  • Yukimura couldn’t wait any longer and dragged Saizo all the way to MC.
  • Saizo didn’t mind it because yukimura always does that, of the mix of emotions running through him.
  • He dragged him all the way to MC.
  • “MC, tell him! tell him!” He sounded very VERY excited. Boi you aren’t the father of those bbs, calm down
  • “Umm… t-tell him what?” MC looked troubled as she turned to Yukimura.
  • “ABOUT THE BABY!” He left the words to fall off his lips without much thought.
  • “B-baby?!!” MC was shocked, she wasn’t pregnant and she doesn’t know how Saizo would react to this.
  • She loved him and wanted to have a family with him but she didn’t know what he thought about children.
  • “S-Sazio, I-I’m not p-..”
  • “Little lady, I know.” Saizo turned to Yukimura and he knew it was time for him to leave.
  • He looked so sad to hear that MC wasn’t pregnant and wanted to ask what she meant but… Saizo gave him the look.
  • After he was gone, Saizo pulled MC into a hug and stroked her hair.
  • “Little lady…” He slowly cupped her cheek with one hand as he sighed.
  • “A family… it would be nice to have one with you…”

Date Masamune

  • When he hears the news from the retainer he would be happy.
  • A smile would start to climb up his cheeks as a twinkle brightens his eyes.
  • He’d immediately leave in search of you.
  • He makes sure to inform Kojuro that he’s leaving to go for MC beforehand.
  • He strides immediately to the kitchen, where he finds her working there.
  • Masamune started getting worried that something might happen to her now that she’s pregnant and calls for her.
  • MC leaves the work at hand and goes over to him.
  • He takes her hand in his and plays gently with her fingers, stroking her palm and going up to her fingertips before smiling up to her.
  • “Masamune…” She smiled.
  • “MC… when were you going to tell me..?” He whispered back to her with a gentle smile.
  • MC had different thoughts and started blushing.
  • “U-umm… I-… I was going to tell you soon.” She mumbled shyly.
  • He didn’t waste any second as he wrapped his arms around her tightly.
  • “MC…” His lips trembled as he whispered her name.
  • “I can’t wait to meet our child.” He smiled again.
  • “Child?!” MC looked up to meet his eyes.
  • “Mnn..” He nods as he looks into her eyes.
  • MC looks away and bites on her lip.
  • How was she going to tell him that she isn’t pregnant when he has this unfair look on his face.
  • “Masamune…” MC held his hand as she mumbled out in a soft whisper.
  • “I’m-… n-not pregnant.”
  • Her eyes traveled down to the floor as she saw the change in his eyes.
  • “MC…” Masamune’s hand traveled to press to her cheek.
  • “You’re not pregnant?” He asked to make sure.
  • MC shook her head slowly.
  • He pressed their foreheads to one another and whispered to her softly.
  • “You don’t have to look so down…” He slowly caressed her cheek.
  • “We’ll have our own family one day. Me and you, with our little family.”

Katakura Kojuro

  • Kojuro was working all day long and it was late at night when he passed by the retainer.
  • The retainer didn’t notice him at first but when he did, he didn’t forget to congratulate him.
  • “Congratulations Lord Kojuro, I’ve heard you’ll be having a child.”
  • Those words kept on repeating themselves in his head.
  • Over and over again till he got to his room, where he heard his precious girl humming softly.
  • He immediately relaxed when he heard her voice.
  • He entered the room slowly, attempting not to make any sound.
  • He failed. His foot got caught on something on the ground and he almost fell to the ground.
  • MC turned to him and chuckled as she helped him up.
  • “My precious girl.” He pulled her in his embrace as he stroked her hair.
  • He continued stroking her hair till he felt her relax against him.
  • “My dear, make sure you rest today. And tomorrow, and the day after.” He whispered to her with a sigh.
  • “Kojuro?” She looked up to meet his eyes.
  • She was sure that she hadn’t overworked herself or made any mistake as she worked around the castle.
  • Did she do something wrong?
  • He chuckled dryly as he met her eyes.
  • “MC, I just don’t want you or our baby to get hurt.” His hand traveled to her hair as he ruffled it.
  • “Oh..” She nodded as she was about to rest her head against his chest again.
  • Wait. Baby?!!
  • She pulled away and looked up to him in shock.
  • “M-milord, w-what baby?”
  • He chuckled again.
  • “Don’t tell me you forgot.” His hand pressed to her back as he whispered softly.
  • “Our baby, my precious girl.”
  • “B-but I’m not pregnant…” Her fingers trembled as she looked up to him.
  • “Y-you’re not?” His eyes widened.
  • “I-I’m not, w-where did you hear such things?”
  • “I was walking back here, when a retainer congratulated me for your pregnancy…” His eyes traveled down to her hand.
  • “But it seems like he was mistaken…” He looked up again and met her eyes with a soft smile.
  • “But that doesn’t mean we can’t make his words turn to a reality.” A soft chuckle left his lips as his precious girl’s cheek turned into a deep shade of red.

@staff I am a minor. Your refusal to take action is making it so that i, a minor, see pornography and am actively followed by blogs that post only pornography.

This is a direct violation of the Common Decency Act of 1996, as amended by the PROTECT act of 2003. Directly from, the official website of the US department of justice:

“There are also laws to protect children from obscene or harmful material on the Internet. For one, federal law prohibits the use of misleading domain names, words, or digital images on the Internet with intent to deceive a minor into viewing harmful or obscene material (See 18 U.S.C. §§ 2252B, 2252C). ”

People with misleading domain names such as ‘youngervegetables’ or even people whos URL has an actual name within it, are able to interact with minors, despite the fact that they post exclusively pornography.

“It is illegal for an individual to knowingly use interactive computer services to display obscenity in a manner that makes it available to a minor less than 18 years of age (See 47 U.S.C. § 223(d) –Communications Decency Act of 1996, as amended by the PROTECT Act of 2003).” Again, people who post exclusively pornography are easily able to interact with minors such as myself, giving minors easy access to pornography.

“It is also illegal to knowingly make a commercial communication via the Internet that includes obscenity and is available to any minor less than 17 years of age (See 47 U.S.C. § 231 –Child Online Protection Act of 1998).”
In addition to photos and videos of sexually explicit acts, these pornography blogs also post links to livestreaming websites and similar, easily giving minors access to pornography.

In addition, these pornography blogs, commonly called ‘porn bots’ also violate the community guidelines, as set by tumblr itself.

“Uploading Sexually Explicit Video. You can embed anything in a Tumblr post as long as it’s lawful and follows our other guidelines, but please don’t use Tumblr’s Upload Video feature to upload sexually explicit video. We’re not in the business of hosting adult-oriented videos”

"Unflagged NSFW Blogs. Tumblr is home to millions of readers and creators from a variety of locations, cultures, and backgrounds who hold different points of view concerning adult-oriented content. If you regularly post sexual or adult-oriented content, respect the choices of people in our community who would rather not see such content by flagging your blog (which you can do on your blog’s Settings page) as Not Suitable for Work ("NSFW”). This action doesn’t prevent you or your readers from using any of Tumblr’s social features, but rather screens your blog’s content from Tumblr users who would prefer not to see NSFW material.“

In conclusion: I do not want to see NSFW content. I have this set in my blog settings, and yet. I can still see them, and I can still access their blogs. I am a minor, and @staff , by your inaction, several laws have been broken, both your own and federal.

anonymous asked:

Could you possibly list some examples of disorganized thought / speech?

theres thought disorder TD and theres formal thought disorder FTD but dont understand how theyre different except for that formal thought disorder is about form

“this bliss its a miss, the mice diss, they kiss” this is clang association which is a flight of ideas, clanging is where words connect but only through sounds and not meaning

“your dress is frilly! my wedding dress was frilly, my wedding had flowers, i have a garden with roses and lilies and frogs. the rainforest has hundreds of frogs, i found a toad once” this is flight of ideas, the ideas connected somehow but are separate too, these ideas can connect between subjects or by rhyming and word plays, like clang association, or environmental stimuli like the sounds of animals

“your bed is comfy” “comfy, comfy, comfy, comfy” person is copying what another person sayed, this can happen with noises too like beeps or wolves howling. this is echolalia

“whats your room like? cluttered. with what? clothes. what else? blankets and pillows. can you walk around them? yes. do you ever step on them? yes.” this is alogia or poverty of speech, where someone replies small or not at all

blocking is when a train of thought is suddenly lost, so sentences could end before theyre finished

“outside the camera is running, though it’s numbers begin could someone take out our cake, it’s driven to the doorstep” incoherence or word salad. theyre each words but do not relate and are unintelligible

“i accidentally hit my ubiolow“ this is neologisms where a person makes up words, sometimes it’s a mix of two words 

phonemic paraphasia, semantic paraphasia

stilted speech is when someone speaks in a flowery, over-polite, legalistic, outdated, formal, quaint, or distant way and is inappropriate for the setting,  “the attorney comported himself indecorously”

someone asks a question “hmmm it’s a yes but only because it’s safe. if it werent safe id pick this. and this is too dangerous almost so maybe i wouldnt. maybe id pick this instead. last time someone asked me this i wasnt ready for it wasnt ready at all. last time someone asked me my car broke down. we went and got it at that store. it’s in this state not this one you havent heard of it. i went there because..” this is tangentiality, going on and on irrelavently or obliquely and never returning back to the point

circumstantiality is like tangentiality where someone cant focus on a topic, but people who talk circumstantiality return back to their point

word approximations is when someone uses old and unused words in new ways or when someone puts together two words to call something by what it does, like calling gloves “handsocks” or “handshoes”

“hows your lunch? good. whats in your sandwich? good. would you like some of mine? good.” this is perseveration, someone repeats their answer over and over or has a persistent repetition of words or ideas

loss of goal is not following a thought to a natural conclusion “how do we start the lawnmower?” “we dont have too many puppies, so i think the tv needs to be replaced”

“do you think this problem is hard?“  "of course, my pencil broke dont you see?” this is illogicality where conclusions are reached that dont follow logically   

self-reference is repeatedly and inappropriately referring back to self “whats the time?” “it’s 7 oclock. thats my problem”

“youre.. um you…… um i think uh… that you are  umm… have….. ” evasive interaction is trying to express feelings or thoughts about someone else in an evasive or diluted way 

pressure of speech is rapid speech where a simple questions could be answered with minutes of a reply and has no pauses, a person with pressure of speech may speak even though no one is listening

“this is where we eat, this is where we cook, and our fridge… oh the floor is clean how it get this clean” this is distractable speech and happens because of stimuli

derailment is like distractable speech because the person will change what theyre talking about but it’s because of internal stimulus instead of external 

finded soe of these examples online and some of them may be incomplete but this is what i found or already knwon so there may be some mistakes -  mod purom ps sorry for responding later than say id would

The One Where Sherlock and Molly Are 'Just Friends'
  • *Molly's flat; lying in bed*
  • Sherlock: *smoking* We can be friends who sleep together.
  • Molly: *fiddling with the sheet* Yeah, this could be just...something we do. Like tennis.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Sounds smart and healthy to me *glances at her* Whilst we're on the subject, do you currently have any other tennis partners?
  • Molly: *shrugs* Just Mary *pauses* That’s actually tennis, though. But she is setting me up with a mate of hers next week.
  • Sherlock: *disappointed* Oh.
  • Molly: *swallows* Did you want me to cancel it?
  • Sherlock: No! *sits up; avoiding looking at her* No! Because, if you did, you’d be cancelling for me, and we’re just friends.
  • Molly: *smiles weakly* Exactly. I- my thoughts exactly.
  • ...
  • Sherlock: *ruffles his hair* I’m not fine, Molly. I’m not. How can I be fine? Picturing you with someone else, doing what we've been doing *sighs* Would it be so terrible if we were...friends who don't date other people?
  • Molly: *hopeful* You mean like exclusive friends?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Why not? Let's face it, this has been the best month. Even if we were friends who lived together *playing with his cigarette* Or, friends who stood up in front of their other friends and vowed to be friends forever.
  • Molly: *grinning* You've thought about that sort of thing?
  • Sherlock: More than is healthy, yes.
  • Molly: *sits up and strokes his arms* One day, we might even hear the pitter patter of tiny, little friends.
  • Sherlock: I'd like that.
  • Molly: *kisses his cheek* Me too.
  • Sherlock: *flicks the cigarette; smirks* Quick game of tennis before work?
  • Molly: *giggles* Yeah, why not? *kisses him*