um fedora guy

  • <p> Me: *wearing a Hogwarts shirt at work*
  • Guy in a fedora: nice shirt
  • Me: thank you
  • Fedora Guy: so, which one?
  • Me: sorry, what?
  • Fedora Guy: House. Which Hogwarts House are you in?
  • Me: oh. Um. Ravenclaw.
  • Fedora Guy: *nods* The intelligent ones. Me too. Its so difficult to find someone to talk to with the same level of intelligence, no?
  • Me: *'are you fucking kidding me' look* That'll be $67, please.
  • Fedora Guy: That can't be, I totalled it up in my head. It was only $61. Perhaps I can check your math for you...?
  • Me: The computer adds up the total and adds the correct tax. And the computer says its $67. Do you have enough?
  • Fedora Guy: Yes, but I think the computer might be wrong. If you give me a paper and pen, I can double check it...
  • Me: *starting to get pissed* I'm sorry, but I have to go by the computer. That'll be $67, <em>please</em>
  • Fedora Guy: How about we discuss it over dinner? Two intellects debating it?
  • Me: No, thank you. Now, do you want these or not? The price is non-negotiable.
  • Fedora Guy: But
  • Me: Non. Negotiable.
  • Fedora Guy: *pays* So, about that dinner...
  • Me: I said no. And I have a baseball bat back here to use if I feel threatened.
  • Fedora Guy: *turning to go* *mumbles* just trying to be a nice guy...you look like you don't get many dates...