i spent like 45 in-game minutes laying out a minefield bc i was gonna talk ulysses down and wanted fewer marked men to deal with

and he just stood there, looking dramatic, the entire time

and two days later i still cant stop thinking about it, like, imagine having to stand there for forty five minutes while Some Asshole does God Knows What behind you, and you CANT TURN AROUND bc that would RUIN the DRAMA