Headcanons of how did MTMTE Rodimus, Megatron, Swerve, Ultra Magnus and Whirl meet their future s/o please (The same shy and quiet but kind and patient human s/o if you don't mind)?
Rodimus: As the co-captain of the Lost Light it was his duty to welcome the human liaison to the crew and was eagerly waiting for them in his office. But he wasn’t prepared for how cute they would be. Sure, Ultra Magnus had given him their file but he hadn’t actually read it! So when the liaison introduced themselves he couldn’t help but give them a sly grin while delivering a pick up line. Oh, they got even cuter when they blushed! The liaison promptly excused themselves and escaped the room, covering their face as they did. Rodimus already liked them.
Megatron: He knew why they were really here and couldn’t help but dread meeting them. After all, he had killed countless of their species in cold blood. But he knew he had to do it eventually and decided to just get it over with. When he finally did meet them he was surprised when they didn’t meet his optics. Not in fear or hatred like many other did but rather more out of… shyness? Megatron didn’t know what to think and as soon as the introductions had been done he left, excusing himself by saying that he had things to do. For some reason he couldn’t stop thinking of the liaison for the rest of the day.
Swerve: When he had heard that there was gonna be a human joining them on their journey Swerve immediately knew that he HAD to meet them. But how would he find them? Luckily he didn’t have to think of that as it ended up with THEM finding HIM. The liaison had walked into his bar, looking around curiously, before finally introducing themselves to him. Swerve tried to act cool and do the same but for some reason he simply stuttered and said something like “welcome to drink, can I get you a Swerves?” Primus, he was so embarrassed! First meeting and he had already made a fool out of himself! But then the human laughed and told him that it was nice to meet him and told him that they would return sometime to get that drink before leaving the bar. Swerve couldn’t processed what had just happened and didn’t talk for five minutes, a new record.
Ultra Magnus: He was the first that met and introduced himself to the liaison. Magnus was professional and straight to the point, something which the liaison found very relaxing since he seemed so sure about himself and what he should do. He guided them to their appointed habsuit and told them some ground rules that was meant to be followed. He was pleasantly surprised by how the human agreed with all of them and even how they asked more questions about them. Finally, another sane person on the ship.
Whirl: Two words; bad time. The only way it could have been any worse is if somebody had died. The liaison had been walking down the hallways of the Lost Light when they suddenly heard a pair of heavy footsteps rapidly approaching. Before they could look around and see what was going on someone grabbed them and lifted them up into the air. That someone was, you guessed it, Whirl. He had heard of the liaison and wanted to see the human. After all, fleshies were funny looking and fun to tease so why wouldn’t he? Whirl started asking the liaison a bunch of questions, most of them sexual, and poking them with his claws. He only stopped when Ultra Magnus arrived and saw what was going on. Magnus put Whirl in a headlock and told him to carefully put the liaison down. Whirl called him a party pooper but did as he was told. He had to spend the rest of the day in the brigg.