ultimate quotes

  • Jem Carstairs: What did you do?
  • Will Herondale: Alright, I'll tell you but you can't be mad at me.
  • Jem Carstairs: What. Did. You. Do?
  • Will Herondale: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
  • Gabriel Lightwood: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!!!
  • Will Herondale: I WAS
  • Republic Officer: This area is off limits to civilians.
  • Smuggler: I'm terribly sorry. I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
  • Percy: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me
  • Annabeth: Percy, you can't just say that every time I beat you at connect four
The sun
  • Chris: you know my dick has a lot in common with the sun
  • Victor: why? Because nobody likes to look directly at it?
  • Yuuri: because it gives people cancer?
  • Phichit: it rises at the crack of dawn?
  • Michele: it disappears at night?
  • Seung: direct exposure to it often leads to nasty sunburns?
  • Yurio: it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
  • Otabek: nobody will ever touch it?
  • Chris: gee thanks you guys! You're all such supportive friends!
  • Victor: we try
  • Everyone: *grunting in agreement*
  • MC: *at the alter, checking their watch* I can't believe he's not here yet..
  • Seven: *dramatically throwing open the doors* THE GROOM IS HERE! I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER
  • MC:
  • MC: You were late on purpose just so you could say that, weren't you?
  • Seven: