So uhm…. I kind of forgot how to do this…. aren’t introductions like the worst thing ever? They make me sort of nervous, I feel the last time I did this I was at secondary school… I’m Sheila and I’m a ukranian model, pleasure to meet you all… fine no, I’m Shelley Hennig and you all should be nice and pretend this wasn’t lame I have nothing to tell, at least nothing interesting except today I got my computer fixed, is that even considered interesting? I had the day off and yet I got to spend it with this computers nerd who told me about lots of thing that to me sounded as russian or something, and I better stop saying nonsense.