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17.03.16 ARASHI DISCOVERY - Hello to a New Adventure – Ohno Satoshi* [English translation]

Good morning. This is ARASHI’s Ohno Satoshi.

Today’s phrase come on!

“It’s time to say goodbye. But I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure”

Easy-to-listen English. This is the words from US sports announcer Ernie Harwell-san.



This radio programme. ARASHI DISCOVERY.
After the broadcast on the 31st this month, Friday, it will come to an end.
It is decided to come to an end this month.

Well it’s quite a sudden.

Well, Kurihara’s programme, Morning Step, will also come to an end. At the same time. Well until the 31st this month, then come to an end.

Well, but, really. It started from 1st October 2002. It’s been 14.5 years. I’ve been doing it for 14.5 years.

Well, really everyone. Well… everyone who’s been listening to this programme all along. Really everyone, thanks a lot, really.

Well. 14.5 years. How many episodes have there been? So, five days a week, this programme. Then, one year, there are around 52 weeks. So, one year there are 260 episodes. And then for 14.5 years, there are 3,770 episodes. Still, well, there were also days with no broadcast, though.

During these 3750 days I kept speaking. At the beginning it was like, three choices to a question.

Next week. Well there will be bit a Special. Well there are still two weeks to go, next week, since long time, with Kurihara-san, I’ll directly do the radio programme with him. Probably it’s the first time since the 10th annual anniversary of this radio programme isn’t it?

Let’s do it. Um. Since long time. The two of us speak. We would like to broadcast this special version. Please look forward to it!

This was Ohno Satoshi’s broadcast!

* Only announcement part was translated.

pokemon antagonist battle themes

giovanni : blatant spoiler alert

maxie / archie: AGGRESSIVE TRUMPETS. (I guess we’re in hoenn.)

cyrus: surprisingly upbeat for a guy without emotions.

n: nothing says emotional breakdown like …steel drums?

ghetsis: arceus called and wants his drums back, dennis.

colress: three…two…ONE 

lysandre: lit version of the grunt theme. those harpsichords tho 

guzma: r-rrah cool cats uhn uhn *accelerates*

lusamine: woeeoeooe aliens. (is the pianist in the background ok?)

Show Me What You’ve Got

Title:  Show Me What You’ve Got

Author:  Dean’s Dirty Little Secret

Reader request: Dean x reader where they meet at a hunter bar and the reader helps Dean get out of a fight after he hustles some guys at pool? Just a lot of badassery on her part and he’s impressed by her maybe? - anon

Characters:  Dean Winchester x female reader

Word Count:  2385

Warnings:  nsfw, explicit language (Dean has a potty mouth), explicit sexual content, oral sex (male receiving), drinking, bar fight

Author’s Notes:  Written in Dean’s POV.

(gif courtesy of kendaspntwd)

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Hypetaur & Issaru - Best Friends Play Final Fantasy X (Part 36 & 37)
  • Matt: I love that Cactaur is just like 'What!? What we got over here?? What we got over there?? A little bit of this. A little bit of that.'
  • Woolie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hype Man Cactaur.
  • Matt: YEAH YEAH! 'Yo! You see that cleavage! I'm in there everyday!'
  • Woolie: 'That's my spot!'
  • Matt: 'That's my spot! You don't get that spot! That's my spot. You gimme my 2%.'
  • Woolie: 'Thundagas all day. Firagas all day. We got it all!'
  • //
  • Matt: Cactaur's just like 'Yeah, yeah, yeah!'
  • Woolie: 'I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU!'
  • Matt: 'YEAH YEAH! I THOUGHT I TOLD YA!'
  • Woolie: 'WE ARE THE ORIGINAL SOLDIERS! HOOTIE HOO!'
  • Matt: 'We got summons! We got gil! We hate a certain race! We got everything.'
  • Woolie: 'You ain't got shit!'
  • //
  • Woolie: I like the idea that like the Hypetaur is the only person--
  • Matt: Hypetaur, I like it! Hypetaur.
  • Woolie: -- He's the only one that knows all the lie charts and understands the truths.
  • Matt: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Its great.
  • //
  • Woolie: Yo, the Hypetaur is doing backflips right now.
  • Matt: Yo, yo, yo, yo!!
  • Woolie: Like, 'EYYYY! EYYYYY!'
  • Matt: OVERKILL.
  • Woolie: 'M-A-R-I YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY!'
  • Matt: 'Yeh, yeh. You ugly!'
  • Woolie: 'Uhn. Uhn.' He hops back into the cleavage.
  • Matt: And he's just standing there like 'This is fine.'
  • Woolie: 'I'm okay with this.' Sweating, coming from his forehead. 'No, no. This is exactly what I wanted.'
  • //
  • Woolie: Hypetaur in the background just like 'Ye, ye, ye, ye! Take that, take that, take that!'
  • Matt: He's just watching it.
  • Woolie: 'ALL DAY EVERYDAY!'
  • //
  • Matt: And Issaru is just like 'Mmm. Mm-hmm.'
  • Woolie: 'I'm fine with this.'
  • Matt: 'Mm-hmm.'
  • Woolie: 'This is exactly the way I planned it.'
  • Matt: 'This is what I thought.'
  • //
  • Matt: 'Ye, ye! Oh! Oh!'
  • Woolie: Single frame of Issaru, like, with the sweat, but he's smiling. And that Cactuar is just dancing all around him. Jumping off his head.
  • Matt: 'WHAT! WHAT! SUCK MY DICK! SUCK MY DICK!'
  • Woolie: Doing flips and shit!
  • Matt: 'DO IT!'
  • //
  • Matt: Thor's Hammer!
  • Woolie: 'Who's Hammer?! Who's Hammer?!' .... 'I'm.... this is exactly what I wanted.'
  • Matt: 'I didn't think that-- Hmm. That they had the guide.'
  • Woolie: 'W-Well played, Lady Yuna.' 'THOR'S HAMMER, BITCH! Bring the hammer down, bring the hammer down.'
  • Matt: 'This is expected.'
  • Woolie: 'How is that cactuar doing the Harlem Shake? I don't understand.'
  • Matt: 'I've never seen them tame a cactaur like that.'
  • //
  • Woolie: The Hypetaur's like 'We got all day! We got all day, baby!' Just rubbing his spike hands together.
  • Matt: He's like 'OW! This hurts, man.'
  • Woolie: 'All day! I dunno what you heard!'
  • //
  • Woolie: Little Hypetaur in his ear, 'What's the matter, huh?'
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Oh, Henry. <3

  • RTD Fan: [Watches the 10th Doctor committing genocide against the whole Racnoss species because of one individual]
  • RTD Fan: Okay
  • RTD Fan: [Watches the Meta-Crisis 10th Doctor commiting genocide against the Daleks and being criticized by the Doctor himself]
  • RTD: Uhn, I don't mind. The Daleks were the bad guys anyway.
  • RTD Fan: [Watches the 11th Doctor committing genocide against the Silence because they were brainwashing humanity for pretty much their whole existence, killing earthlings and plotting to murder the Doctor]
  • RTD Fan: THAT'S AN ABSURD! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES! THE ~REAL~ DOCTOR WOULD NEVER COMMIT GENOCIDE! MOFFAT IS RUINING DOCTOR WHO!

slammin’ thighs & bedroom eyes - because fuck this dude. literally.

i. uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss - the bloodhound gang; ii. rude boy - rihanna; iii. truth or dare - marianas trench; iv. talk dirty to me - poison; v. candy shop - 50 cent; vi. sexyback - justin timberlake; vii. flesh - simon curtis; viii. what’s your fantasy - ludacris; ix. paradise by the dashboard light - meatloaf; x. gorilla - bruno mars; xi. break you hard - natalia kills; xii. my first kiss - 3oh!3; xiii. control - metro station; xiv. hot mess - cobra starship; xv. partition - beyonce

i would apologize but i’m not sorry at all