uh i forget how i tagged these

  • Kagami: Kuroko, I think I’m getting my period.
  • Kuroko: …Okay.
  • Kagami: This is a real thing, okay? I looked it up on the Internet. It’s called, uh, “sympathy PMS,” right? Now, apparently this is an affliction that men suffer from all the time.
  • Kuroko: Right on.
  • Kagami: I don’t know how it happened, man, but somehow, I got on that woman’s cycle of menstruation… and I got that menstruation inside of me.
  • Kuroko: Kagami-kun, men can’t get their periods. Where would they put the tampon?
  • Kagami: Hey! Are you calling me stupid? You’re the one that’s stupid, okay? You jack-faced butthole!
  • Alex: [screaming] Who’s the jack-faced butthole who turned off the hot water?!
  • Kagami: Witch! What have you done to my body?
  • Alex: SHUT UP, YOU!