reporter: oh my god it’s you! can i get a quote for The Times?
me: *peeks at them over my sunglasses* oh… i suppose. go ahead.
reporter: what do you think of the current state of film?
me: easy question. needs more lesbians. next.
reporter: ok, um… what do you think about the tv lineup this year?
me: needs more lesbians. what else ya got?
reporter: …what is your opinion on video games of 20-
me: more lesbians.
me: more. lesbians.
reporter: uh, i’m kinda sensing a theme here.
me: i have no idea what you mean. any further questions?
reporter: oh yeah uh one last topic. I wanted to know if you had anything to say on politics?
me: COMMUNIST REVOLUTION NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!