ugly witch

SO THE GIRLS ARE ALL DEAD.
SO THE GIRLS ARE ALL MONSTERS.
OK. FINE. IF THE GIRL WHO LIKES KISSING
GIRLS MUST DIE, THEN FINE. I’LL SHOW YOU
A DEAD GIRL: SHE WILL BE DEAD
AND MERCILESS. GO AHEAD. BURY HER.
THIS TIME SHE WILL RISE. SHE WILL CLAW
HER WAY UP. GRAVE-DIRT UNDER
HER FINGERNAILS. DRIPPING AND DARK-HAIRED
FROM THE WATER. YOU WANTED A DEAD GIRL
AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET A DEAD GIRL.
YOU WANTED A MONSTER
AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET A MONSTER. 
IF THERE MUST BE BLOOD
THEN THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED,
DO YOU HEAR ME? 
IF SHE IS A MONSTER FOR LOVING GIRLS
THEN SHE IS A MONSTER, THIS TIME.
SHE WILL HAUNT THIS HOUSE YOU BUILT.
SHE WILL SHAKE THOSE BONES.
DON’T YOU KNOW YOU LEFT HER HUNGRY?
LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU WANT A HORROR SHOW
THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A HORROR SHOW.
DON’T KILL ANYTHING
YOU AREN’T PREPARED
TO MAKE A GHOST OF.
—  s.s., “bury your gays”
  • Wanda: [mockingly] I'm Tony Stark. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love. It's scary.
  • Tony: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
  • Wanda: I am not a psycho!
  • Tony: I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho." Well you're the definition of neurotic.

The Wizard of Oz {Sentence Starters}

  • “Now I know I’ve got a heart, ‘cause it’s breaking.“
  • "My! People come and go so quickly here!”
  • “Only bad witches are ugly.”
  • “Going so soon? I wouldn’t hear of it. Why my little party’s just beginning.”
  • “What would you do with a brain if you had one?”
  • “Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.”
  • “I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas any more.”
  • “I may not come out alive, but I’m going in there.”
  • “Just because you own half the county doesn’t mean that you have the power to run the rest of us.”
  • “I think I’ll miss you most of all.”
  • “A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.”
  • “You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking.”
  • “You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done!”
  • “She’s… She’s dead. You killed her.”
  • “A place where there isn’t any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place?”
  • "Just try and stay out of my way. Just try!”
  • “If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh, why cant I?”
  • “Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!”
  • “Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven’t slept in weeks!”
  • “I’m melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!”
  • “Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they?”
  • “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
  • “Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn’t she?”
  • “My goodness, what a fuss you’re making!”
  • “It’s no use screaming at a time like this. Nobody will hear you.”
  • “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.”
  • “Why, you’re nothing but a great big coward!”
  • “I’ve got a way to get us in there, and you’re gonna lead us.”

I want a serie about modern witches. But not slut-witch or ugly-witch, not murdering monstrous witches. I want mom witches sewing protective amulets in her kid’s clothes. I want granny witches who brew a fertility potion for their unsuspecting neighbor who longs for a child. I want cute witches who curse the college bully with a cold. Modern witches, please ?

I’ve been pondering for a while about writing a children’s book about witches and stereotypes. It would be about a little girl and her fluffy, black cat following her mommy about. The basic structure of the story would go something like this.
Little girl says some stereotype about witches to cat, compares to mommy, concludes mommy isn’t a witch.
Ex: Witches make potions in their cauldrons, but it looks like mommy is just making soup. She can’t be a witch.
Witches are ugly and mean, but my mommy is beautiful and kind. She’s obviously not a witch.

And at the end the little girl says something like, “Well, I guess mommy isn’t a witch after all. What do you think, kitty?” And then THE CAT says, “In my opinion, it doesn’t matter. Your mommy loves you very much. I’m sure you could just ask her yourself.” then the girl goes over to her mom and asks her, “Mommy, are you a witch?” and then it shows the mom bent over whispering in the little girl’s ear and the little girl with a gleeful look of surprise on her face.
It would be called something like “A witch is…” or “What is a witch?” and it would be showing that regular everyday people can be and are witches.
Idk I’m still mulling over the details in my mind. May be this will take up part of my spring break and consume all of my summer break.

  • Tsurugi: Hey Yumi-chan! Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Yumikage: How would I know?!
  • Tsurugi: To get to the ugly witch's house!
  • Yumikage: But that doesn’t make se-….
  • Tsurugi: Knock knock!
  • Yumikage: What now…
  • Tsurugi: Yumi-chan you’re supposed to say “Who's there?”
  • Yumikage: *clicks tongue* Fine. Who's there?
  • Tsurugi:
  • Tsurugi: The chicken.
Once upon a time....
  • Baby: Alright children. Are we ready for our story?
  • Now. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess-
  • Funtime Foxy: UGH lets spice it up. Kids. It's an UGLY princess! She looks like a witch! She captures chil-
  • Bon Bon: Now now! Child friendly! Then this ugly witch gave candy to all the children and they-
  • Ennard: DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH THE END
  • Funtime Freddy: You guys SUCK at story telling. It goes like this.
  • One upon a time there was a majestic red DRAAAAGON.
  • it had wings!! It could soar!!
  • Mr. Afton: bOOOOOOOORRIIIIIIIIING
  • Baby: Who tf gave you permission to interrupt me. Screw your dragon.
  • Ennard: Once upon a time there was a sexy witch dragon who passed cand-
  • Bon Bon: WOW WOW WOW WOW. WHAT IS THIS. SHREK?!
  • Mr. Afton: just.... close the stage curtains... I'm dissatisfied in all of you....
  • Ennard: THEN THE SEXY DRAGON DIED. THE END.
  • Baby: *Distressed screeching* THATS NOT HOW IT GOOOOOES!!!!!!